XXX: How do you feel about sex without penetration?
WOW: I do it every day.

I found viruses on the disk C: and D: on the site of the diagnostic utility, I downloaded a file, how to run it under wine?

If from year to year you are told that you have changed for the better, you will think about it - and who you were at first.

I don’t know why you’re growing up.
Arlechin: If you mimic the illiteracy of schoolchildren, their writing of words tends to phonetic.
Arlechin: “Wrush”
Survive the shit!
Alexander: already and for the illiterate imitation of illiteracy Grammar-Nazi fuck

If it were beautiful, it’t have a price. But she is ugly. And it has a price...

Group of students:

HH: Why do you send lectures with pictures in several letters?
Wow: Because when I pronounce "rar-archive" everyone doesn’t know what it is.
You’re playing on computers, right?! to

Electrical engineering, first class. After 10-20 minutes of work from the stands begins to smell burnt.
Boris Alekseevich, the smell of burning!
Not burning yet?
No is!
Do it faster!

I had a friend. I took a box with the disc in my hands, I opened it - there was immense ashes.
Is there so much ashes?
- So the disc with "Constantin", hole.

A smart girl always knows when to turn on a fool.

First comment: Well, you should at least learn to turn off.

On my first date, I told the guy about Fritiof Nansen’s incredibly fascinating expedition to the North Pole on the ship “Fram.” I was told almost directly in the text that I was a fool and I was doing hernia. You should have talked about quarks, right? What did I do wrong?

Lectures sleep, after lectures drink
in the sun shining,
Everything in the session goes well.
Technical students!

11 March. The Sunday. 10.00 to
<-=Kiss@=-> I came to work
<Vincent> is good. Find a secluded corner and sleep a cup or another.)
<-=Kiss@=-> ah, the director in the office has the most humble corner)))
<-=Kiss@=-> only he sleeps there))

News on Rambler:

A large theft was carried out from a cash warehouse in the Sberbank branch located on 1812 Street in Moscow.

The commentary:
XXX: Operation"Y"... Everything was stolen in advance.=)

YouTube comments on the video where Buranov grandmothers sing Yesterday:
1 "Paul would be glad if he were alive."
2 "I will make you happy—Paul alive"
3 "What is this song?"

Hi sweetheart, how is the mood?
WOW: wet all... members I look at
Are you in the bathroom?

And what a disappointment of childhood, when the outer color of a pencil or a flommaster did not coincide with what he was drawing.

by REI

by rutracker.org:
The film made a lot of thought, the actor playing the main frog completely revealed the dramatic image of an insect, forced due to tragic circumstances, to eat unfresh cosmonauts.
Especially remembered the scene, when he weakened from hunger, for half an hour chased the main character through the hard-to-pass desert and almost catching him stopped and cried, realizing the depth of his fall. And the final scene, where he is already completely tormented by the heavy burden of guilt before mankind, realizing that it will never forgive him, for the hundreds of thousands of heroes of the cosmos, whom he sat with his fellow men, the frog ends his life by committing suicide, buriing his sick head in the graffiti sand burned by the rays of the blue sun...

XXX: Give a male name
YYY: Andrei
zzz: the epistle
See also: Avigone
NN: Ktolhu
Tagged: Darwin
Dude, let me call the dog!! to
Zzz: Who besides me thought it was a child?

My wife is 3 months older than me, she was born in November and I was born in February. I decided to joke about her again.
This year you will be 26!
Wife (thinkingly): You will still die before me.

Destroyed entirely. There is a sense of humor among the concerned students.