Conversation in the online game:
I will calculate your IP and find you.
WO:Lawy 192.168.0.1
Well guys, I’ll find you soon, fuck you.

As a child, I never understood what "shameful shame" is.

She: Dear gift to me on March 8th Chihuahua
He: be healthy
She is: Oh?? to
He: Well you were just going to say what to give you on March 8 and sneezed. So what to give you?

X: So, fucking, is this your contact? I’ve tried Google, there’s to be registered everywhere.
YYY: O O marry me! I can cook and my head doesn’t hurt.

She: Do you have a girl?
He is: No.
It is now there ;)

On Goodbye Sunday, I write my SMS:
Forgive me for Christ!
After a long pause, the answer:
With whom did you sleep?

No, of course forgiven Sunday is a wonderful tradition... But when at night from a friend comes the message "Sorry for everything", the shaking hands themselves hit the google line "how to speak away from suicide".

Sart (c)

I went to the library today.
amazonka: I climb the stairs up, the librarian runs in front of me, almost knocking on me with a scream
Amazon is finally! Did you come for the boy?
There are all kinds of circles in the library, children are engaged.
amazonka: but I didn’t go out at first, I say: Do you have boys instead of boys books today?

Forgiven should be done on March 9th - suddenly why not again?

In Sochi, a pensioner with a grenade was detained

For an object similar to a grenade,
A man who looks like a pensioner.
People in uniform like police officers.
A man who looks like the president.

I had a single-eyed cat named Kutuz.
In honor of Kutuzov?
Well yes.
and wait. A cat or a cat?
The cat.
Why then Kutuz?
- Well... I thought that the Cat Cat is a strange name for a cat. No is?
From ne_stolica's journal

You go to RIV GOSH, and there are men. confused as such. and sad sadness.

That the foolish elephant would break you.
Spraying
Tell your girlfriend.

YYY: I have a stop...
XXX: Which sampan is opened?

Only in the design bureau cut the cake, calculating the corner of the piece... In the matcad :)

A comment to one article:
xxx: We once in the forest threw a tail into the pine, who did not kicked out drank a stone... After an hour, the taporic started flying past... In the end, they fucked the tail )))))

xxx: By the way, elsral, nick is counted.
Just universal such a biography and chronology of life achievements, suitable for absolutely everyone.)))
Next time I’ll go somewhere, I’ll call myself Pilbleval.

Remember, during the time of restructuring and further democratization, the school fought for the abolition of the school form? We all go as we want! Girls were allowed to wear earrings and condoms in their wallets.
and CHO?
Everyone went as they wanted, everyone studied as they could.
And then these girls grew up, stood up on high heels, came to the offices of democratic import campaigns, and they were there from the threshold of the hoax! The dress code. Jeans, cabbage, causing cosmetics - nahuy. The length of the shirt is not shorter than the stage of the case. The length of the letter of your husband should not be longer than 15 cm, because our president has 16. and etc.

They are Oh! And the democracy?
They are joke! That is democracy!
You have been disbanded in your totalitarianism, and we will not play. Get up in order!

If you continue to communicate with me
XXX: You will soon start fighting with Matt.
Tagged: Nihua

She: She slept for ten hours and still didn’t sleep :(
You are so insatiable in bed!