Yesterday, my girlfriend and I sat in the pizzeria, there self-service and orders are announced. An additional order is announced.
Take pizza with you.
Voice from the room:
I am not going anywhere!!! to

Note on the front glass: Dear car owner! In order to avoid short circuit in the electrical wiring, please do not be lazy in the trail. Leave your phone on the torpedo. With respect to Anonymous.
P.S You can keep a gasoline container with flashbacks as a bonus.

Leading
My mom told me that there was no borst before the wedding... so here... strictly with us.

The Roman
First borscht + dolls and then sleeve.
The sexes are not necessary but the borst and the dolls are yes.

Leading
Go to Fuck.
Everything is the same (
You don’t have to have sex to eat.

Topic on the forum: "How to become a cool hacker in 24 hours?"

We learn to drink beer without spilling on the claw.

And like them:
Two women approach the jewelry shop in which I work. One older than the other younger and with them a 6-year-old boy. One of them measures the ring, and the other says, "Tanyuša, look what a charm!" and the boy says, "It's not a charm, it's a shit!"

Am I only saddened by the fact of smoking/drinking/mothering children/girls/mothers and other things? When the fur beast comes into the world, they simply do not have the right to exist and reproduce.

How did you rest in the holiday home?
YYY: Everything was fine, I did the wheel and rolled in the snow, whispered and whispered, sprinkled the snowflakes and watched them reflect in the sunlight!)
yyy: and when the baton got into the cocktail, and I realized that he was a bit dissatisfied with it, I remembered what a hundred-meter recording was)))

Tundra
In the Xinjiang-Uighur Autonomous Region of China, police shot four Uighur separatists. During the search, two bows, boxing gloves and parts for the manufacture of the explosive device were found.
Tundra
Two lashes, to blaze!
Were they not shot?
Chevalier
Details for the manufacture of the explosive device - apparently a second meter. Athletes were attacked by separatists.

It is easier to be unhappy and depict yourself as a victim of circumstances than to find the strength to admit yourself as a victim of your own laziness, stupidity and envy.

Somewhere in 80-82 we had a six-month facility in Krasnoyarsk at an artificial silk factory. We were fed in the factory dining room, but not in the shop where we were sitting, but in one of the neighbors. And there was among us a family couple - Pasha and Galina, who for some reason always had the same set for lunch. However, the cashier for some reason did not get through it at first. Pasha is suitable - a click-through on the cash machine or on the accounts - "You ruble eight", after Pasha - Gal. Again, click-click – “With you – ruble twelve.” Of course, the spouses are outraged, the cashier recounted. While all this happens, we have time to calculate the cost of our lunch on the menu. We go to the box office (other three or five people) - the cashier of each tries to count for 10-15 copies. "Girl, you're wrong" is repeated in each of us a couple of times until the GIRL names the right amount.) THE GIRL tried to morally seduce us - when we appeared near the box office, the cashier started a monologue with a friend on the subject of "we found here". But all this was useless, and we also had fun. Eventually, this girl gave up. Now when we approached the box, she said, “Well, how much do you have?”
We weren't poor - in those years, a young specialist in an ordinary office paid at least 200 rubles, and in our group it was generally from 300 to 400. We were all mathematicians.

A sleeping baby is not only cute, but finally!

I sit with a friend in the cafe, I paid for both, he thinks how much I owe. I got the phone - count on the calculator
I am: 193
A fellow, he thinks
D is 194
I: How is it?
Q: In fact, it’s 193, but I know that you, a Jew, can’t give up the extra ruble and admit that I’m right.

Max of the Sun:
Finding a bug in your script where Contex is written instead of Context is cruel. = is

xxxx: Tell me, where do you personally start the design process? If there is no idea, or is it blurred?
Looking for a designer.
YYY: I am a steward.

1) we road drivers generally laid the asphalt in winter on snow!
2) think of the asphalt on the snow, we in Luhansk on the asphalt hike

in development
At work, the toilet is not closed, so I sing so that they know I’m sitting there.

in development
The main thing is not to forget to sing when you get rid of it.

In the morning, I realized that the highest level of knowledge of the Force is to close your ears with your hands for a second before the neighbor turns on the perforator.

MiniOm: Yes, it’s never too late to learn, I’ll try to get a tower.
Arthem: No hurt Lech, but you have a gas key on your forehead since childhood, so don't waste money and time.

Q: At what time to come?
A is 18+

Oh... the easy life ended... Yesterday I walked with the little one and he stood with his hand in the Lexus standing at the crossroads and said loudly, “Give it! andquot;

from the dating site, excerpt from the questionnaire
I am looking for:
Men from 18 to 24
Who I want to find:
A man who would never refuse me.
The material support:
I want to find a sponsor.
The size:
Small breasts (0 to 1 size)
How often do you want to have sex:
Sex is not very important to me.

Who is she counting on???? to