Telephone correspondence, with all the spelling.
Vasya: Annette, I miss you very much, but there are a lot of slaves, and you can still see what happened to Elephon! As soon as I get free, I will call!

What else is Annie? You are wrong cattle, right? I’m waiting for him all day, and you fucking with what kind of anecdote do you copy? With whom? From his birthday, what? Fuck me, I hate it! Don’t call me anymore.

Didn't anything bother me in my message?

You’re going to fuck this mosque, and I don’t know you anymore! The cock!

Judging by the salaries of teachers, our government is made up of vengeant twins.

My friends call me to Finland for a weekend (by phone).
I say :
I'm going to Tallinn for the Earthfire concert, I'm back on Friday. I’m tired of going there.
Come from Tallinn to Finland.
And then I hear a wild voice: Who? Bl... who?? to

It is good to be a girl-military and on February 23 and March 8 gifts are given. And for us men to get a gift for March 8 you need to be Sergey Zverev.

>> From the program about divers on TV:
>>...Ural divers were diving into the water of negative temperature...

Ural divers are so harsh that they dive into the water of negative >temperature

Temperature of freezing of salt water below zero

(wd): can not reduce the stomach, increase the torso.

Name of work: washer a / m contactless, with shampoo. Materials used: installation wire, PVC insulator

Discussions on YouTube Azuro - Je Ne Sais Pas:

The French can sing!!)))))
yyy: Especially if the group is from Italy, and the soloist is a German, of Turkish origin! ))))))

The cat is the optimal combination of beauty and requests.

I go to a stop. Two men cleanse the snow. One accidentally threw the snow past the car and struck the second man. He, not thinking long, grabs the snow and the heracles on the first. How they let the snow roll over and crack. Could this be a new Russian game? and ;)

In the news tape - "Cases of charlatanism among extrasensors are not uncommon". The captain appeared to be in charge of journalists.

When I come to my grandfather, I go through two-factor authentication.

First he looks at me in the eye, but since his vision is not very good, he is not sure that it is me. Then he asks "Who?", I say "I!", and the second stage is over.

She gently whispered to my ear that she wanted a kidney from me! At first, I did not give importance to her reservation. But waking up in the bathroom with ice, he began to suspect something wrong.

You just don’t know how cool he is! He passed Mario without jumping over levels where it was possible!

I watched the Oscar ceremony.
The translator is good:
"Rice Weaspern", "Jango the Disguised" and "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Crime" I will never forget.

Nikita: Are you interested in any knowledge? How does the brain develop?
[11:41:42] Angelina: like not there
[11:42:25] Nikita: What is there not? The brain?

Comment on yandex.market to the acoustic system for 6 439 778 rubles.by :
- I am changing a piece of the column for a new evolutionary launcher.

XXX: You would see her!
First, her feet from her ears.
Do you not distinguish?

Project Manager: Nikita, you at least pretend to be working!
Nikita: If I could pretend to be working, I would have been the project manager for a long time.

Thin trolling by pharmaceutical companies.
I’m going to the subway today to meet the Negro. On the cheek patch "body color"