Dj Ogonek (23:19:59 5/03/2011)
What are you now?

Daria (23:20:30 5/03/2011)
In the bus

Dj Ogonek (23:20:40 5/03/2011)
Coolly

Dj Ogonek (23:20:51 5/03/2011)
I gently take the bus from you.

The batteries are in the alarm clock - I sit, look at the vibrator and think what I need... ><

Brother with the shout of Banzai! I escaped to make cakes, after a while I approach the kitchen and hear: start, attention, FARSH!
It is over)

Do you want a hot cake?
He is: Oh yes.
She is: the cake.
He is blatant.

I came to the bank with a whole package of worn days. Aunt sits in the box with horror, recounting... it goes to half a hundred. It stretches me.
That I cannot accept.
I. Why? There are enough signs to identify authenticity. It is not gold, and the nominal is obvious!
If I did, I’t work in the bank. I would take one of the five thousand, break it in pieces and spread it across the different branches of the bank. And then again... and again... and more... and more... and more.

XXX: I cooked the cock today.
WOW: What is it? O_O
XHH: Well in the real sense)
WOW :D

Old School:
The student of the famous professor of semiotics Yuri Lothman very much liked the film "Flights in a Dream and Alive", and he wrote me a letter - a selection of the film. It was impossible to read it, because every step he found his explanation. For example, in the film there is a frame where the main character runs through the field to a pile of seed. He wears shoes with a red foot. The critic wrote: “It’s not just footwear – it’s red footwear. Because he’s burning the ground under his feet!” and I remember as he spoke to the recruiter on the site: “Dumb, you couldn’t find shoes with normal heels?“!”

I’ll come to you tonight, I’ll change the window.
Okay, I will wait.
XHHH: things came up, I will run on another day.
Fuck, I barbed my legs.

XX: Remember he’s all crucified, I love, say, I can’t live without you?
YYY: Well...
Well, I read him a sermon about the fact that you must love yourself and live like the last day.
YYY: Well you can, yes
So this fool after a week stopped smoking, drinking, went to the bar, took care of himself, started reading books. And a month later he sent me so poorly.

They say it is true. The case was in the Second World War. A Russian heavy tank met two German light tanks. At that moment I stumbled. He cannot move in any way. The Germans shout out our mouth "Hende ho!"Our answer "Hitler’s coat!" Dialogue is clearly not going out. The Germans, not thinking long, take our tank on a trailer to take it to their headquarters. Along the way, a Russian tank suddenly starts from the push and pulls two German tanks, despite all their power back. The Germans from this action a little shuddered and jumped out of their cars. This is how we won.

of Belarus. A very distant future:

“Look, granddaughter, you’re putting the ham on the sandwich, and we’ve eaten it with the spoonfuls.

c) by Enzo

In the guests, the three-year-old son of friends entertains us with poppies from our favorite poems and songs:
And suddenly an old spider.
A fly in the corner.
I thought a mushroom,
What a shit!"

Oleg called and asked for your address.
I and CHO?
She - I gave him.
Did I say the address?

Dervishdance is fucking. Sometimes I want to go to a kindergarten after work, build all the kids in a row, and say: "Idiots! The idiots! You are forced to sleep in the afternoon and you refuse to..."

Fucking calculated. When he was connected, he moved the table with the comp in the other end of the room to get more cable.

Do not forget that the position is from the word "debt", work - from the word.
“slave,” and dismissal – from the word “will!”! to

verification
We have a neighbor in Dacia. His name is Andrew. A calm man, recently resigned in the rank of Colonel. told me.
Andrei’s life was coming to an end. He was sent to a remote garrison for inspection.
Just arrived in the part – the lieutenant officer runs, reports:
“Comrade Colonel, Lieutenant Lieutenant, the table is covered!”
Andrei - a light confusion - covered - himself and covered. I did not come here for lunch with a check-up. And eating, I don’t want to...
The lieutenant insists: “Comrade Colonel...”
Andrei misses “beyond the ears.”
“Liter” – again for its own: “Commodities...”
Andrei can’t stand and asks, “Lieutenant, why are you tied to your table? I came for a check!”
Now, astonishment appears in the eyes of the guard, says: "I was told in the headquarters - arrives with a check, Colonel - hungry, urgent.
to feed.”
Andrei: “Take it off, Lieutenant. I am indeed a checking lieutenant colonel, but my name is HUNGRY!”
The inspection went well...

In 1975, Academician Sakharov was awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. That is, the man who invented the hydrogen bomb was awarded the world prize in the name of the man who invented the dynamite.

I don’t believe in television at all. Once there ever saw this, don't believe: the governor of California in the jungle was chasing an alien!

I went home yesterday, I wanted to chew up. It's three steps away from home, but I feel like I can't stand it anyway. Well, what to do, I run for the first garage and do my black business. I am relieved, straight, I do not notice anything on the sides. At the very end of the urination I turn my head, a man stands in the neighboring garage and watches me wildly. I think that’s all, Pepper. by Mimi:
Sorry... I... no... no... no.
Without changing his gaze, he says:
Is there still a sack? The Lebanese is on the left, this fool had his audition to put at the exit of my garage