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[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №61173
 11.03.2012
Do you want to connect an unlimited minet?
- O_O
Oh, I wanted to say inet, the internet!! to
I agree with the first ?

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №61172
 11.03.2012
Xxx: 11
What is 11?
Zzz: Is this the new film of Mikhailkov?
ccc: yes, I’ve heard something like that, have you already taken it? Part one like me.
zzz: I'll go to the blog to add news
XXX: What is that shit? In fact, I just checked if I didn’t shut down the chat!

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №61171
 11.03.2012
In the course of a joint wallpaper patch with my dad, I begin to understand the meaning of the expressions "Well, you are!", "This is the stage!" and "Let’s go there here faster than that!".

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №61170
 11.03.2012
From a_supergirl:

- Look at the site of Relax-FM, what is the melody?
Waltz number 69, Chopin
Who is?
– Chopin
You are not even a gray. You are just... black! Shopen, Shopen and Shopen!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61169
 11.03.2012
Comment on VKontakte video about the fight of the white with the African American:

Niger foot niger)) trousers are generally lowered as on the priore of the suspension

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №61168
 11.03.2012
xxx: found a leaflet with a conspect on family psychotherapy
xxx: "The family is a bed. I am a grass. It is good."
XXX is haha. I rarely write conscripts.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61167
 11.03.2012
What do women want?
Women want everything to be as they want.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61166
 11.03.2012
Okay, I’m going to sleep.)
Relax in advance :D

yyy: Good dreams, and not as I have. I had a day in a dream with a calmar man communicated, dusted on another planet, where everything was like in America of the 19th century and had super-capabilities.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61165
 11.03.2012
Muzofob: Two Jehovah’s Witnesses came yesterday. Gave a good word. We asked if we agreed that a wife should respect her husband, because the Creator wants it; although I am not very similar to a wife (well that I have a long hair). And they even read a straw from the New Testament passage, where it is written that the Creator demands that the “wife” deeply respect her husband. It was treated as a “wife should always respect her husband, even the booze.”
muzofob: I asked them, and where it is written "always", while it is written "deep", and why they interpret it as "permanently". They answered that it was written elsewhere, and you need to read it all, then it will become clear from the context what it means “always, constantly.” I asked where exactly it was written, the chapter, the verse... They said they were not ready to answer, they would prepare, and they would come another time, but I said it wasn’t necessary, all of their appearance suggesting that they had overcome the test, and polently said goodbye.
muzofob: For their next possible parish, it is necessary to look for various translations of the Four Books and to sink them on the possible vagueness of translations from the Greek.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №61164
 11.03.2012
It is time for the button "I want more" to change to "bla, next"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61163
 11.03.2012
xxx: I sold the “old” iPad because of the bugs when drawing on the screen and bought a regular notebook instead.
YYY: The difference is probably also missed, so the profit is twice obvious.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №61162
 11.03.2012
There everything starts badly, continues badly and ends badly.
This is called Russian cinema.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №61161
 11.03.2012
I put a full canned bottle on my feet.
I: Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh, pay attention, not a single motherly word!
Watching this brother: but the running line was very expressive!

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №61160
 11.03.2012
discussion of the calls on the phone (well type "I hid the body..what next?" on a random number):
I am pregnant, I am driving.
Wow, I also sent it, and the girl replies to me "I’m pregnant?I am pregnant, I am pregnant, I am pregnant, what do I do?and "
Then her boyfriend called and began to find out what type of his Lucy was pregnant or not, such a brain output was.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №61159
 11.03.2012
I want a small domestic pig. Today is March 8. All my wishes are law.
YYY: It is well. When is February 23? Then we will eat it. I will wait :)
I have changed my mind :(

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61158
 11.03.2012
xxx: Hi to you :)
YYY: Hello
Let’s get to know you :)
YYY: No
XXX: I want to meet you.
YYY: The meaning of it? Why Why?
xxx: suddenly you are the most predetermined half of me, we would meet,
If you met me, you would give me a daughter, Angel, then our acquaintance with you
It has grown into something more... Let’s get to know each other.
YYY: O_0
YYYYYYYYY

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №61157
 11.03.2012
I am in solidarity with the Hindus: the dust must be scattered over the place where the deceased was pleased to be while alive, over the sea, for example.
YYY: 90% of our co-responsible, it comes to disperse in supermarkets with food

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №61156
 11.03.2012
Growing up is when "mama doesn't allow" changes to "mama will worry".

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №61155
 11.03.2012
The bas is becoming more and more like the online department of Cosmopolitan. A bunch of pseudo-smart articles and advice from people who themselves have no idea what they are writing.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №61154
 11.03.2012
I sit with my friend on Skype. He suddenly falls.

Yippidy yi yi yippity yay.
[0:01:05] xxx: aaa
Theme: Midnight
The Internet has turned back into a butterfly.

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