Today I got a shock for a lifetime.
The caroch decided to whisper, well he wrestled the porn, it passes 30 seconds, as the player window closes and appears Kaspersky: attention! Suspicious action is blocked (

So I’m sleeping tonight and I get an SMS from an unknown number at 3 o’clock with something.
I woke up a little bit and I took the phone and text "Hello, Vanka.
And I answered something and cut off...
Every morning I remember this SMS and see what I replied.
The text struck me.
"No, I am on the rabble.What?"
O_O

by Ivanko-43

Request for Windows:
To edit the registry, use not the registry editor, but other programs.

and rem.

Fuck, people, [wordstream] is a discussion of quotes, not a service of counting dwarfs!!! to

Pangolin: Today I put the screw to a sympathic niformaloche, on the C disk I saw the folders of the tattoo, the beasts and the maxim. At first I was surprised but when I opened each of them, I saw real tattoos, photos of animals and photographs of some man.
Pangolin: in the hope of looking for a Viagra folder, but found no such one.

Ferm
Advice what you can give a guy to the NG))
Elessar
Maybe a book, maybe a shirt, maybe something else from clothes.
Ferm
He’s a boxer, he’s a bandit, he only wears expensive sports things.
Ferm
He does not read books.
Elessar
barsets and kilos

<renegade> I went to visit my parents =)
<frakir-ydavka> what do they say?
<renegade> Now I have meat and fruit
<renegade> I feel like a male predator %-)

I walk with my dog on a guide which by nature is a Caucasian, very scary in appearance... But by nature she is very kind, nobody touches 100% and a woman goes to meet. The following dialogue:
Do you have a bad dog?
Not very much, but you can go through.
Do you hold it well?
(The fact is that you can go through)
well...
Why is she without a beard?
(Because she is good)
Don’t be afraid, I won’t bite you.
What if she hits me?
(I have already said...)
I’m holding it on the rope, you see?
What if the reason is broken?
(And here I said the phrase she wanted to hear from the beginning)
Fuck it will be...
(There were no more questions)

<1> Blyin, my brother is again drowning on his porn!!...
<2> o_o did you catch it?? to
<1> no, not hit, but the mouse is left of the keyboard again!

The BMX:
Do you know what a fucking thing? at the mine before on the modem all icons burned stable, except for the LAN type when data is transmitted, and the suco all blink like a girland and the LAN and ADSL cut off after half an hour.

The Chess:
New Year’s Gift from the Provider

SAVA0310: well with the seam can help
Ritta:..."Are you responsible for quality?..."
S01E03: Reply to
SAVA0310: Bake up full
SAVA0310: To the tears
Ritta: You are crying afterwards? How cute.

Genka: and in the card I have a hospital in front of the graph "mother" is NOT a complaint.
Ac!D: well right, no uterus - no problems and complaints :R
Genka: and also in front of the graph "brain" also written NO complaint
Ac!D: Well as I said before....=))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

[16:21:08] <n-kill> the headline here seen in the newspaper
Putin shares plans with Medvedev

From the Programme Forum:

Please tell me who’s performing the song for the crack k Borland C++ Builder 6?

Seamni: And our Matan predicator tried to pull the number from the board with a marker higher, like a mouse))
She didn’t succeed =)
He wants us to be guilty...

The Moderators! I’ve already cracked to send quotes, original and funny, related to adminism and other things, but none passes, and instead there’s all the shit about pelmeni and “remembered your ip”. Maybe some of the adequate censors were sent to rest by replacing them with kindergarten graduates with zero sense of humor, offended by life?

I do not understand when GIBDD hangs posters over the road type "Maximum speed in the city - 60 km/h" "Give down the road to the pedestrian" and the like.
But when they hang a poster near the lighthouse "Red signal - stood, yellow - wait, green - eat"
I am getting really scared.

Who is this rich man who throws pieces of cake into the toilet?? to
YYY - I
How is it? how is it? Did you wash him?? to
Wow, I dropped him.
Q: What did you do with the cake in the sort? and 8)))
I have eaten :)

You are not in winter! This is some horror! :)
This is a warm southern winter :)
G: It is not cold. My teeth don’t knock :)
Y: And I bought my moustache two days ago! It is so great!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am not knocking now!and ;)
Q: Are you now hiding your teeth in the cushions? and :)

by LeoNeed:
>> Initials (F.I.O.)
Do you have to write your name first, and then I.O.?

by Mikhail:
and UGU.

by LeoNeed:
What is "B.L. I"?

by Mikhail:
:D
Good luck you are born like that.)