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[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11962
 01.11.2008
Why is there no mixed status? I want one: At work, angry, depressed, but ready to talk.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11961
 01.11.2008
From the Auto Forum:
Whoever buys the right for the lamb, he will also take off the eggs on the bike.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №11960
 01.11.2008
a$ (20:03:44 26/10/2008)
Do you want to ask the President? Site is
GN (20:04:48 26/10/2008)
I want to ask two questions.
1. removing posts of type "translation bear"
If so, how often such posts emerge

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №11959
 01.11.2008
mlarsov
In class 6 I got caught up with scratches - scratches that are behind the stove... made a big terrarium... the whole windowwork was occupied.... they broke up there just... the fertile pets were... but they were silent, which I was very upset... I come from school - a nightmare - I forgot to close the window...!!!  A couple of disabled people and infants.  The whole army broke up to master new lands...it’s just a uvertura.

Cassiope9I
Okay, I didn’t get a shark.)

mlarsov
In short, these insects (I said - bad ones), ran through the ventilation throughout the entrance.   And it happened – Z A P E L E!!!   A hundred or two, but it was like a million!!! to

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №11958
 01.11.2008
To the quote:
here when yesterday or yesterday home returned: cold...dark...terrible...going pits..I think"no, everything, whisper"..and they, not noticing me, pass by..and from them it is"bearded puppies, contracts!"
and ?

Must be better. I was scared, Hole.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №11957
 01.11.2008
From hand to hand:
I sell the processor! The double!, 17 inch monitor, keyboard, mouse, columns.
Everything is in perfect condition, I sell. I move to another city.

Yulia... by tel.:...

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11956
 01.11.2008
XXX is
Why is your status so strange?
"Don’t take the kids to the Cross Island"

YYYY
Because I had a driving class there.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11955
 01.11.2008
Microsoft Visual Studio 2010 has the following requirements:
Minimum 75 GB available HDD space

The first opinion - probably forgotten between 7 and 5.

Then I read on and the people say they have not forgotten!!!! to

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №11954
 01.11.2008
The xxx:
How to write small letters?

YYYY :
Write this, you get it :)


[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №11953
 01.11.2008
You love, girls, simple romantics
Courageous pilots and sailors.
Let go, girls, home boys,
They shouldn’t have their poor mosque!!! to

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №11952
 01.11.2008
oRb: (19:18:23)
Shall we go for a walk?
oRb: (19:18:33)
It is raining (
ArtisticSoulJah: (19:19:14)
Yes, that’s one of the reasons I don’t go here with a girl ?
oRb: (19:19:53)
> + I am here with a girl;)
Then I and my knee will go to you.
ArtisticSoulJah: 19:20:21)
Come, she doesn’t mind... she’s like me ?
oRb: 19:21:07)
> such
A rubber thing? O_O

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11951
 01.11.2008
Erwin
torrents.ru proudly stands and repels all counterattacks

Erwin
The 16th Division of the Third Fallout.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11950
 01.11.2008
From the ASK:

by Kara:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Kara:
I am crying ?
by Kara:
I just walked in and there is a picture on the right...
The troll:
Which?
by Kara:
Ruby is something... in the background of someone’s mouth.. increase.. and he says "Hello. I am 20 years old. I am a beard. I live with my mom. The troll. The liar. And the Virgin"
The troll:
GADY
The troll:
I have 20
The troll:
I live with mom.
The troll:
I don’t shave for the second week.
by Kara:
:D :D :D
The troll:
I am not a virgin!
by Kara:
This is revenge ?

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №11949
 01.11.2008
xxx: It seems that from the new topic comes what I wanted – a pure, unmistakable argument, logic, and clear mind.

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11948
 01.11.2008
The word "halup" is extremely undesirable in business correspondence, no matter how figuratively you are expressed, remember the letters "x" and "z" are located on the keyboard insidiously close)

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11947
 01.11.2008
People, and you can from time to time in the abyss to write some rules on Russian, chemistry and algebra... I need to get ready for EVA :)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №11946
 01.11.2008
and moluscous. On the shore of the sea in Northern Ireland found a mole that lived 405-410 years! The age was determined by counting the number of rings on the shell. Unfortunately, as a result of these manipulations, the mollusk died.

410 years to live and die from what someone wanted to count the jump you lived

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №11945
 01.11.2008
on track: "Who understands in Sopromate!!! VIP for 6 months"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №11944
 01.11.2008
xxx (16:20:19 27/10/2008)
And I chatted to DNX to break out I can't have it there fucking spambot
xxx (16:20:39 27/10/2008)
Here is how to answer such a question.
xxx (16:20:41 27/10/2008)
The most famous city of Belarus
xxx (16:21:03 27/10/2008)
I have a helper in Belarus and it says Gomel and it doesn’t fit either.
yyy (16:21:24 27/10/2008)
Bobrysk
xxx (16:21:45 27/10/2008)
Fuck it!! to
xxx (16:22:56 27/10/2008)
has fallen!


[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №11943
 01.11.2008
<Annyshka> Poor girl
<Nicolas> Z ljk,jt,
<Nicolas> I am a bullboy
<Annyshka> bulbo?
<Nicolas> Dumbloob
<Nicholas> The Frog
<Nicolas> I am a friend
<Annyshka> well it is not to pronounce
<Nicholas> and
<Nicolas> Delfine
<Annyshka> is it good?
<Nicholas> Bishop
<Nikola> and
<Annyshka> Does the pen hurt?
<Nicolas> fuck you in the mouth!! to
<Nicolas> I am a DOLBOEB I!!!! to

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