xxx: I want to give up my motherhood, but it doesn’t work out (((
P.S. I have such dreams.

When I was a child, my mother often put me before the choice:
Are you going to soup? Or I will put it in the toilet.

Since the discussions about “Debuts!” are going on here...
I want the "Go to the oppa" button, some people love to walk in the "white coat".

About cats, big and small. Suddenly a philosophical question arose, turned to a friend-veterinary.

I: Listen, but here are the big cats, the tigers there, the lions, they react to valerian like the small ones?
The Dw: O! I do not know. We have a lion and a tiger, I’ll try.
I: Maybe I should not? Is it little.
DW: Well, on the gastarbayters, let's check, take two, one shed valerian and see.
I am :???! to
dv: all in science, experimental group and control -)))

Good Doctor Ibolith, Blatt...

Regarding the tests, he reminded:
My wife and I are in a supermarket in a row. In front of them, a couple breaks their goods. And here the cashier aunt, looking at a bunch of pregnancy tests, says:
For reliable operation enough two, maximum three.
A woman falls into a stupor, rushes to say something, but her husband drives her:
In fact, three-year-old girls are cool only the first fourteen years.
And there was so much deafness in his voice that even the treasurer looked at him with pity.

This morning, I meet a schoolboy (years ten), wandering in the direction of school, concentrating on pinning the ice, something whirling under his nose. Getting closer with amazement recognized "I love you, life, which in itself is not new..."
Motivation is our all, guys ;)

Very knowledgeable

The correct names of the symbols:
by Tilda
@ at
# Sharp
by caret
and Ampersand
and Asterix

Today, the second-grade son used the expression "grew the thread" and explained what it is. I have two higher and I’m shocked that he knows it.

LebBlizz: First he spoke of his childhood ended with a bottle of vodka in his hands, and then disappeared for 2 hours for a dendi.

Now I sit down and think, but when is the funeral season coming?

About retirees gardeners dying on the plots in the spring-summer-autumn, I have already written here, I will add from myself. In the summer there are a lot of drowning citizens. Two times this year and once in the past, I called the intelligence services: I walk my dog along the river quite late in the evening and I see/hear drunk companies, I walk the same route early in the morning – the body is swimming. Those who drowned could be more, but periodically the police patrol the shores and chase the swampers.

geektimes, article "Hideaway-2 is moving onto the 4th power block of the CEA"
What about the part under the ground? Corrosion, crows, worms will not get to the pollution from below in this hundred years? or is there already initially when building such a multi-meter foundation that it does not threaten?
YYY: For a crab that grabs concrete to the reactor, no radiation is scary.

Ura to! The friend pleased us with the corporate rules of the party))

A client calls us at the bank. There is no POS terminal.
Support: Press F2 and F4 at the same time.
Customer: there is no such cockpit at the same time!

If you’re looking for love where others are looking for sex, you can be fucked and fucked.

The husband calls his wife:
M: Hi, listen, that work is not hunting, let me take you to the movie, and then feed some delicious fast food snack.
Yes, you’re a romantic, so nobody’s ever touched me.

The Baskerville fish? ha ha! Odessa knows who is worse.

The shirt, my dear. Do not silence me so loudly!

A glass pool hanging between high-rise buildings is discussed.
xxx> would you swim there?)))
yyy> No
xxx> and why It is cool!
yyy> Yes to me and home with chips cool
xxx> ahahah))) Well let's win the lottery for free?)))
yyy> No
xxx> and
Yyy> I can’t swim.

The five-digit numbers on bus tickets have been invented by people who don’t want people to be happy.

From the former owners we got the German Shepherd Greta. Specifically, I asked her to leave because the owner was going to give the dog either to the village, the neighbor, or the dormitory. He just didn’t know where to put her, and I was afraid that Greta would fall into bad hands.

All her long life, and she is now nine years old, the dog has been sitting on a heavy meter chain behind a high fence. No one taught her, no one taught her. They didn’t eat too much, softly speaking. However, this attitude to dogs for many is considered normal. A guard and a point.

Immediately behind our house, thick plantations of wild apples and strawberries begin. I started driving Greta there on a leash. The dog just went crazy! She saw the world for the first time.

In landings, she began to understand simple commands, learned to walk on a lead, run, jump and chase butterflies. I tried to recover the lost.

I always knew that German Shepherds were incredibly clever, but once Greta just struck me. In the evening we sit on the stairs. It is warm, calm and smells of flowers. Worked in the garden, drank tea – idyllia! The daughter of Masha has been out with new girlfriends and also sits, rests. Greta approached and sat next to Masha. I sat for five minutes, clinging to her. Then suddenly I got up and looked critically at my daughter. Again approached and carefully, with gentle care, began to remove the baby’s ripe. With a sleeve, a pair of pants, a pair of shoes. He brushes his teeth and folds on the ground. She brought the child in order, looked carefully at Mania, then all of us, adults. I say :

“Smart girl, beautiful girl, good Greta! There is no water, you can rest.

I swallowed the fox, and it calmly stretched out at our feet.

XHH: There is a legend that in Google you can go to the second search station.