Yesterday I read a story with a wizard. He knocks his right foot - the table with food appears, he leads his hand from left to right - any door opens, and right to left - closes! He knocks the earth and turns into a dragon.

The son says:

On the one hand, I’d like to be such a wizard, and on the other, I don’t.

I ask :

Why not?

- Well, it is necessary to remember everything, to teach - when to tap with the foot, and when to move with the hand and in which direction...

This story was told to me by my mother-in-law.

She grew up in a small Siberian village. All the children of the village always played together on the street, all year round. On a frosty day, they consumed frozen birds and decided to bring them into the house to warm up, and then release them as the fierce frost ends. Young heart-healthy ornithologists among others picked up a frozen canyon. They brought everyone into the house and went back to the street to carry out rescue work. Kanjuk warmed up, looked around and decided that it was he who went well. Or maybe he thought that he had already glued the laws and got into the bird’s paradise. One bird was saved that day. They even fed well.

At the age of 18, six months before the army, he took a new company of the same youth. I then had some quarrels with my father about my future, by the way – I’d rather listen to him more. But I already smelled the smell of freedom, waiting for the agenda, like a ticket to an independent life, and held my father for all my eighteen.

In the company somehow shared impressions from a fresh scandal with my father, some were stuck in my sharp statements to him. The boys were mostly silent, ticking more than the girls. One father, but kind and traveling to the sea every year, the other father does not allow to paint, but allows to bring the boys home to drink tea in the kitchen. And most of all I talked about my father Nadia, a girl I liked very much, an interesting but shy, a constant victim of our jokes on the subject of "Hope dies last."

Nadia spoke overwhelmingly, jumping from topic to topic, unusually long for herself: that her dad has a stone-maker, that at her forty-five he is strong and muscular, works twelve hours, strict but fair, can give a belt, if it is a mess at home, but it is also right, he feeds her, you must also perform your duties, finish the PTU faster and go to work with the sewing.

I remember how some of our companions darkened during Nadine’s story, especially the girls. And Nadina's fellow then in the side told me that Nadia doesn't even go to the pool with the group, because it's all in blue.

A couple of weeks later, I visited Hope. She lived on the third or fourth floor of the fifth floor. Perfect cleanliness and order everywhere. There were already vacations at PTU, I came in the morning with a cake, we drank tea in the kitchen and then listened to her music in the bedroom. I gathered with the spirit to embrace her, kiss her, well, and in general sweetly melted. Nadia smoked on a tiny balcony, looking at the clock, then in the yard, and from a certain time began to listen to my treep somehow dispersed, and smoked one by one. Then she interrupted me and told me that soon her father would come for lunch, and when she saw him in the yard, I would have to go out, get up on the fifth and go through the roof to another entrance. I shrugged my shoulders and agreed not to burn in front of my parents was not the first time.

And literally five or ten minutes later we hear the door to the apartment open, Nadia jumps in horror, makes me a sign of silence and jumps out into the corridor. I hear her talking to her father, he is not in the spirit, speaks to the elevated, asks what for lunch, by the voice it is clear that he has already dressed. With every word in the voice increasing aggression, Nadia answers with an apologizing voice, but the father is already shouting that the house is a mess, that a healthy cow rolls home instead of work, that the cow has only learned to argue with the father, and the cow's arms grow from the ass. And after another Nadine excuse, I already hear the selection mat and the sounds of strikes.

I jump out of the bedroom, go to the kitchen and see Nadia sitting on the floor near the door, trying to cover up with her hands, and on top of her hangs a bald man, one hand grabbed in her wrist, and the other methodically scratches her ribs, stomach, kidneys.

I caught my breath so much that I could only by force shout “Fuck!“And he struck the man with all the crowd, dropping him first on the table, and then on the floor. I myself am not large, a meter ninety and I have been preparing for the army for a year and a half, but I did not look at this shit. He was indeed all lively, muscular, strong and wide-armed, below me, but not much, let him stumble from my jump in the back - and I would be uncomfortable. And I, repeatedly going down the crowd on the crowd, furiously slandered this animal with his legs, not allowing him to get up, fucked his bald bush with his fists, he put under the table - I bluntly turned over the table, grabbed a strong wooden plate and nodded him on the back, while he tried to slip past me in the door, first with his legs in the back, as if he was trying to bring to the ground a hoodie, and then grabbed his legs and sat down on his head, scratching the baldness and fiercely wanting to break the skull.

I was already in the state that I wanted him to die, waiting for him to finally whisper and silence. But Nadia, who had taken me by the hand before, suddenly stumbled between the table and my father, facing me, and shouted long and hard: “Enough!”

I stopped, dropped the taburet, I was shaken so that I scratched my hands and pressed to my stomach to calm the shake. The speech came back to me, and I, speaking through the word, began to whisper that he was fucking, if he even touched Nadia with his finger, that I would find him with the boys at the construction site and beat him to death with bricks, or at the entrance with an armor. Nadia pressed her back into the hangover with her clothes and cried, covering her face with her hands. Standing up with one knee on my back and pressing Gandon’s head to the carpet in the hallway, I asked through my teeth: “Have you understood it?” Hearing a frightened and dark “yes” in response, he took Nadia’s hand and took her home.

At my house, she cried and said that it happened two or three times a week, that her mother knows everything, but she lives with another man and doesn’t want to take her to her. At four o’clock in a row, until I got tired and fell asleep, she told me stories, after each of which I had a desire to go back and get cold. I did not hesitate to ask if he harassed her, and she didn’t tell me anything like that, I don’t know if there was really something or not. But even then I heard so much that I was already crazy by a few words.

The next day we went to collect a suitcase with the necessary Hope women’s things. This finite thing was sitting in the kitchen and, when I saw it, stumbled into his room. I did not insist on communication, and there was no drop of fear and uncertainty - I seemed to have grown up with the armor of my own right, and looked at this creature like a cockroach.

Nadia lived with me for a week, we had nothing with her, I just saw how far away she was from the desire to be close to anyone. Then she moved to a friend, then her grandmother's girlfriend began to rent her room, Nadia was already working on the sewing of rescue vests. During this time she regularly went to her father, cleaned up and cooked. Then I went to the army.

I’ve never interfered with family fisting in my life again, and I remember this case in the slightest details, I even remember the color of the wallpaper in Nadine’s bedroom and what was on the table when I turned it over. Thank God I don’t think about it often. Since then, I have been firmly convinced that such haters must be mocked and swept, so that they have an animal fear of dying from another blow. There is no excuse for these fools. No need to be afraid of them, no matter how physically strong they are - they must be afraid, realizing that in the event of something - to fuck them will be a whimper. I don’t know, maybe there are some freezers who, in five minutes, will have nothing to do with them and they won’t learn the lesson – but at least once they have to be brutally freezed.

I hope that the girl who wrote the post I am responding to will never have to cross with her Gandalf father again. But if you still have to - a sister, take someone stronger with you, and let him cleanse this hatred with his feet. Happiness to you.

I read recently: "If you get lost in the forest, go to the tree and see which side of the woods."

I immediately remembered the case and decided to share it.



One day I went for mushrooms, in the area of Eromino. He drove into the forest and put his car next to the crossroads of two roads.

I looked around, I saw the egg shell rolling, I thought, “Oh, how, there were already representatives of a competing firm. Well, and her with them, all the mushrooms will not be found anyway. I would like to stay.” He went on a “silent hunt.” It was not long, 40 minutes. Then it rained and I decided to go for a walk. Going to the side of the car. Directly along the road (in the forest wet, well, it is moist to climb through the bushes). I went out to the crossroads, and I think about myself: as soon as I arrived, there should be five minutes to walk on my fingers. But the point is that the crossroads are already there. And the place where he left the car, and the shell of eggs... And the car of nichren is not! I stumbled out of surprise. My eyes wiped, it did not help. There is no car. On the road out, there is a trace of a protector, but barely noticeable, rain. The point is playing stronger. I know the car was stolen. The rain, the forest and I in it, with a bucket of mushrooms, I stand like a fool and think - what to do?! to

There was a second phone in the car. I start calling him (well, and suddenly the thieves will take the trumpet?). No one takes. I begin to throw SMS with promises of heavenly punishment and other terrible shit - the result is zero.

I approached the tree... And then I realized on which side of the tree the loch was standing. I didn’t get 300 meters to the car. No, well, everything coincided: the crossroads, the place in front of it, the egg shell...

By that time, I had already torn all the mushrooms out of discomfort.

In short, he went into the woods, shaken his nerves, scratched his mattress on his phone and threw out the collected mushrooms - all the time spent!

Life teaches one thing – of all scenarios, the worst always happens!

To say goodbye to the famous producer and film director came three famous actresses. All three were dressed in dark, but with a look at style, and all three were measured with sad expressions of faces, but with notes of cocktail and looking at each other – does not the competitor play this scene better? After playing a farewell and pressing the clothes to the faces a decent number of times, all three stood up in the corner of the hall in a dramatic circle.
He was such a man! I shrugged my head, the actress said. Galanty, attentive and smart. A real old school gentleman. I loved him.
"The words of love are silent when separated," Shakespeare's second quotation did not refrain. But I could not love him. There are no more such men.
How he was able to give you a good mood, sweetheart! I squeezed my third nose. Look at him, he is still smiling.
All three looked at the quietly lying film director, whose lips, indeed, froze in a half-smile, exactly he liked the game of actors and he was ready to get up and command: "Stop! is removed! It was great, we move to the stage on the street!”
Fifteen years ago, we almost got married, the first one began to remember. He fell in love with me as a boy and was crazy about me. I also lost my head. I agreed to play in the movie for half the fee, just to be around. His driver brought me baskets of flowers, he drove me through the restaurants. And one morning I came in a white Mercedes, in a frake and kneeled. He got a box out of his pocket and said, “This is my main family jewelry. My grandmother’s golden coffin, noble. Take it as a sign of my love...” And then the shooting ended, life scattered us across different cities, and the wedding did not end. But I always remember that he gave me the most precious piece of his soul.
The actress slightly broke the dress, showing the satellites a golden knot on her chest.
I looked at the second one. He gave me the same during the shooting. I also had a crazy novel. But he told me that it belonged to the French president’s wife, and he bought it at a Paris auction.
The second actress pulled off the dress and showed a similar golden hook on her chest.
"And he told me that the coffin was inherited from his aunt, who was the mistress of Brezhnev," said the third actress.
The three actresses stared astonished.
Are you willing to play for half the fee? I asked the first.
Even less, whispered the second. “He promised that we would get married, and all his money would still be our common.
I only paid a quarter. What a wretched thing! I sing, said the third.
The old school! The first actress went through, looking at the film producer, who continued to lie peacefully with an ironic half-smile.

We are in the same boat!
Yes, but you have a lifeguard, supplies and weapons! And I only have waves!
Close up and scratch!
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I have a friend named Cole. Kolya and I have known for almost 10 years, we have been friends before, but how did life lead us on different roads and over time the communication slid to "hello / how do things?"

This afternoon, I saw a post in my news tape on social networks. Post from Car. On the subject of “not real close and not real friends.”

I think I will read. In short, it is:

“My wife left me because I was cut off because of the coronavirus, greedy, you live 3 years, and then you are thrown at the first turn...”

many more words about true love, about the love of the wife for money, about what today the simple man is not appreciated and so on.



Everything would be nothing, you could scramble the post, writing a few words in support, no. Just because, I know this story of “betrayal” very well.



Starting with the fact that his wife left in February, no caronavirus was even mentioned.

And Nicholas was not reduced, but fired, in January, because after the New Year's holidays did not dry and decided to go with his head to another drink. And by the way, when he was going to be fired, his wife - the "traitor" went to his boss and asked not to fired this fool. The boss gave him a second chance, but Cole bought another ticket to Alcoyland and missed the opportunity to rehabilitate.



His wife, well, the one who "falls on money," endured him drunk for a year. For a year he promised to code, promised to bind, but in vain.



At the end, she could not stand and left. She picked up her bags, filed for divorce and left at sunset.

And yes, in their family everything was held on her, because all Colin's earnings went to the bull. Well, part of Col’s wife’s salary managed to drink.



Friends and acquaintances of Kolya "well-behaved" fucked. Because he was addressing everyone with only one purpose – to borrow money. Make him a company. Here, in his angry fast, he has not forgotten about all of us, for “all have cast him away.”



I’t, but I read his post. He is poor and unhappy. Everyone dropped him and dropped him, and he was all so purple and white.

Well, and comments to the post al-la: "Zabe, Kolyan, this prostitute is not worthy of you and friends are not friends and generally foolish", and he replied to them: "Well, yes, well, yes" and how badly it became on the soul, let me think I will write in the comment as it was in fact, but changed my mind, because Kolya will remove it and will continue to play in the regret. Therefore, I just removed Kolya and realized that some people do not learn anything from life and instead of working on mistakes, it is easier to turn on the regret and deceive everyone and yourself. It seems easier to live...

I spoke with my guard yesterday. He has lived there for 20 years, a good man, a former military. In our same SNT he got a site a couple of years ago. He has a neighbor's grandmother 80 years old, her granddaughter began to come with her husband. As a real man, the man took over the whole farm. He cut the grass, what a good man, and dropped all the grass into a common sludge on the street. Where in spring all the water flows and goes away. Whatever you understood the grass was from 8 square meters, taking into account the buildings and everything else, 4 square meters, it's like a hole. This was seen by the guard. Quietly approached and explained that it is not possible to do so, because now the water is going away, to which the husband replied "good" and started to do his business. The grass lay for 2 days, the guard, seeing someone of his relatives, reminded him of this deed, but even after that the grass remained lying in the spill. Uncle Yura understood that it was useless to "click on a closed door", took the villas and threw all the grass through the fence.

The neighbors do not communicate and do not say hello. All because of one act. The truth is on the guard and I totally agree with him. Good and good relations with neighbors.

I met with my wife and my mother in the kitchen. We drink tea. We discuss the methods of burial. Here I say:

I will not lie on the ground. I hope there will be a crematorium nearby. I would rather be dust scattered over the river.

The mother answers:

You are CHO? Where shall we come?

Oh...

Xxx: Explains this by working without weekends and having no time.

Yyy: Write to him, “If you’re busy working on the board, I’ll sympathize with you. I help as I can.” Send him a picture of Sissy.

A day later, ask me to send you a screenshot of your correspondence. If he has another grandmother, the photo of your breasts will be removed.

Recently there was a dispute with a friend about the expression about attacking the grabble. The fact is that a person in 30+ years has never encountered a single cartoon, cartoon or other illustration of such a case. However, he had a similar real experience in his childhood, which resulted in two almost cross-track foot injuries. And all these years, the phraseology in his imagination sounded much more bloodthirsty than a knot on his forehead.

The Eastern horoscope has not fooled: 2020 is the year of the mouse. It is true, flying.

When I was young, my grandparents lived in a village on the gold pit of the eastern part of our homeland. They were young when Cole appeared. He also worked on this search. When he saw his grandmother, he approached his grandfather and said:

“Genka, you can kill and beat me, but I fell in love with Alla. What you want to do, and know that," his grandfather then pulled him, then they sat down and drank all night. And in the morning...In general, Cole became a friend of our family. All family holidays are around, and I’ve always said, “I love her, I can’t!“”

But he did not do anything. He lived in a neighboring house, always helping with homework. My mother was my friend and taught her life. Like my grandfather.

After 17 years, my grandfather died. My grandmother burned and burned. Three years later, they moved together with Kolya and began to live together. On the other hand, Cole's uncle smoothed his cheeks at family evenings and said, "I've been waiting for my love for 17 years" - and looked at his grandmother with love. I was small and didn’t understand anything. Uncle Cole loved it.

After a while, my mother left with me, my father with us. He was a very walking man. My grandmother went to the store. He raised his hand on his mother even when she was pregnant. He soon left the family, and well. I have never paid any alimony, I have never participated in my life. My mother herself.

It was hard in the new city. There was no money for bread. My mom gets the money in 3 days, no one can borrow it. She was saddened by what was left at home. Whether it was from pain or anything else, I don’t remember. I remember that the little boy understood it. He never asked for toys or sweets. I saw a tired mother coming from work. I cooked her dinner when I was in the first class.

I cooked badly, I now understand. There was less tea. But my mom always kissed and said, “Thank you!” He ate with pleasure and looked at me with love. And I was happy. I wanted to grow up and help her. Make sure that there is no misfortune in her life.

Then a man appeared in her life. Not so... a man! I remember the 90s. He had a Mercedes 124, always slippery and shiny. Always dressed and crazy. I took my mother from work every day and brought her home. with sweets and fruits. My mother once said that she hadn’t eaten praise for a long time (sweetness so eastern). The next day he brought a whole container... asked friends from Turkey to send it by plane. have sent.

There were 1000 such situations. Gradually we started living together, I always called him Uncle (name). He never pretended that I would call him a father. My upbringing was given to my mother, kept carefully and sometimes uncomfortable. But he taught me... male things - repair, care for a woman, the ability to hold a blow, fishing. It was a fucking healthy time.

When I was 14, my mother died. That...I’m not going to explain how much the world turned around at that moment. With our whole family. My father brought me up alone. It was hard, he was strict. But the best. He was my daddy.

Unable to withstand the death of my daughter, my grandmother begins to drink without stopping and in two years burns and dies too. I remember standing on their graves. They were buried together. I, Uncle Cole (I called him grandfather) and grandfather (father). We are strangers to each other. There was no one closer to us.

Many years have passed, his father has gray hair), his grandfather writes reports that he is still pulling up ten times...and says that he has no one closer to us. I am an adult and I have a beautiful wife.

My father remained a single. When I come to him, he says he loves my mother still, as on the first day of meeting. Grandpa is alone too. He said that after his grandmother, any woman for him was like plastic: “Allah, she was real. I waited for 17 years, and she has now to wait for me. Gina will wait too, I didn’t hurt her!”

And I... As a young man, I concluded that blood bonds are nothing in this life. I was raised and raised by two strangers. My grandfather and dad. I still have not to deceive them.

When Putin mentioned in his address to Sparta and the fact that the elderly and the sick were thrown down from the rock, the director of the pension fund and the minister of health did not even listen. Experienced managers should not chew...

xxx: where do these people make the energy saved on unplugged turbines?

YYY: They spend on an accident when they are standing where they cannot.

The whole secret is in another. First, you put the girl on the stomach, start rubbing her. You can still use G & B oil, it is also how the lubricant works, but the lubricant you will not need because and so everything will be "at height".

You fold her shoulders, then slowly descend to the lower back, smoothly pass along, slightly returning to the shoulder, then again down. Then you gently press on her back so that your head is at the level of her head and you hear her quietly and gently grabbing, closing her eyes. You realize she’s fallen asleep, get up, sit down at the computer and turn on WoT.

In the country again increases street crime: unauthorized trips and walks.

The most famous physician in Russia, Petrovich Kashchenko, was considered a man unreliable and until 1917 was under the secret supervision of the police. During his student years, he organized a circus at the university, where he read outrageous literature about the fact that Russia can live without a tsar, for which he was expelled to Kazan. Then he wrote an article about the fact that Russia is very large, and the peasants have very little land, and sued for transparent hints to Nizhny Novgorod with a ban on practicing in St. Petersburg. Over the years of working in the Nizhny Novgorod province, Kashchenko became a world celebrity, and when the question arose, who would head the new Syvory Hospital in Gatchina for mental patients, even Nicholas II approved his candidacy. According to the legend, the emperor asked, “What can a man who sympathizes with the socialists help the mentally ill?”

Knowing that his contacts are monitored, and the correspondence is read intensively, Kashchenko eventually limited the circle of meetings, and the newspapers ceased to write out at all. Once in 1916, medical students came to the Sivoric Hospital, and one of them asked the question: "How can you not read newspapers at the height of war and political crisis?"
Kashchenko said the following:
I don’t need to read newspapers to know what’s going on in the world. My patients are my daily newspaper. Let's see, since the beginning of this year, seven "Rasputin" have entered our hospital, with one in spring and summer, and five since the beginning of autumn. From this I conclude that Rasputin’s influence is growing. I learned the biography of Rasputin from the stories of the sick in every detail, and since one crazy man worked as a courtier in the Tsarsky Selo, I now know more about the leisure of the royal family than the journalists. I also know better about the war than reporters: two officers were brought from the Austrian front: one was injured by reason during artillery shelling, the other - during the offensive. So, the second officer every day draws a map of the offensive with all the details – and all the villages he remembers, I looked at the map. And how many prisoners were taken, and how many weapons, and that due to the theft of the intendant the division did not have enough supplies. Then, gentlemen, we have not only medical bodies, but also our gardens, stalls, workshops, livestock yard – every day I sign invoices, by which I see how much the prices of goods have risen and how much more expensive we ourselves sell potatoes, calves and handicrafts. I can forecast you wholesale prices for any goods better than “Burse News”.
“But in the world there are not only news and stock exchanges,” said the student. I need to read something for the soul.
“Now I will show you what I have for my soul,” Kashchenko replied. Following the students along the corridor, he pointed to the door of the large chamber. Do you see, gentlemen? We have writers here. There is Gogol who claims to have hidden the second volume of Dead Souls in the basement, there is Leo Tolstoy. Very interesting people. But this one, who sits on the couch, straight like a rod, is the critic Chukovsky. He knows Evgeny Onegin and Homer, he quotes Chekhov without mistakes with entire pages. My friends and I often come to listen. With him, there is only one problem – he constantly requires paper and ink to “defeat Gorky and the helpless Chersk”. And when he gets a paper, he marries and marries for hours. He wipes out a hundred leaves with meaningless abominations, he wipes out in ink – and he sits content. One word is criticism.

We have 17 trillion rubles in cubic and 500 billion currency reserves! Why not give some of that money to people so that they have something to eat in isolation?
That money on a black day.
There is no black now!! to
This is for our black day, not yours.