According to the Canadian National Post journalist Sean Fitzgerald, his colleague lost the key to the number. There was no duplicate on the registration desk, but the way out was found quickly: a colleague simply dismantled the door. = = )

Vika comes from the subscription department, a girl educated, kind, gentle, smart. He opens the box of the table and removes his dirty fork from there, and stands quietly like this:
"Whoever damned my fool's fork and did not wash it, I will catch the damned fucking creature and kill the damned creature!
Admin is in shock. she and her husband probably don't have dirty dishes at home)))

Comments to VK post on vegetarianism.

XHHH: Fucked up vegans with their raw food
Fuck it with them.)
WOW: only if the Duma did not push the law on compulsory raw food))
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ccc: so why do you? (
Kkk: Wow, a fool who? We are being read by the FSB and Milanov!
WOW, pray for it to pass. I will bury Gandalf alive.

My friend (D) was in the military. The case came to the psychiatrist (p):
Q: Are there suicides in the family?
D: not
Q: And what about you?
D: not
Q: Are you going?
D :...

This "Therefore, it was shot correctly"
In addition to being cruel and inhumane, your words are also based on the false notion of the villagers and the poor.
Read the book "The Raised Whole". The villagers did not want to work for themselves or for the collage.

That’s why they are lazy. Do not turn them! This is a dumb farce with rubbed cabbage.

Kitchen, 4 sections

I am not greedy.
Sometimes you just stand at a corporate table and see the last butter in your plate.
Next Next post: The Last Candy
XXX: All of these guys.
XXX: And here I come in!
xxx: When I take it, I feel like the hero who saved them all from that uncomfortable feeling!
YYY: The Serpent...

For a woman to get a hospital, it is enough to come to the doctor unpainted.

D: You don’t appreciate me! People like me are not on the road.
M: Yeah...Those like you are standing by her.

When we were young, my mom and brother woke us up early before school and we watched ninja turtles for a long time in the morning, and then suddenly stopped showing them.
Then my mother explained why. In Germany in the 98th Chancellor was elected Gerhard Schröder, and we politically correctly forgot about turtles for almost 10 years

To this: No, but what would you react if you woke up at two o'clock at night from the fact that a naked man lies in your bed and says "Silence, so it should be?"! to

I wake up at home sometimes.

The morning. The third floor. I sleep. knock at the window. There is a stranger on the balcony. To my deformed appearance: "Do you have seams not flowing during the rain after placing the seal?"

3 hours of night. I have a rooster on the balcony. I use it. It turns out, not at me, but on the floor below, at the neighbor. Voice: "This is the third floor?" Neighbor: "What are you climbing here?!"Voice: "I go to the girl I love!" Neighbor: "I’ve gone out of here, Romeo unworked!" Someone clothes in ropes and then flies down.

The morning. A bell at the door. I open at midnight. On the threshold a strange woman: “I didn’t lose my pants from you?” Woman, confused: "Child jeans to you on the balcony did not fly?"

xxx: survived
XXX: I sit down on a paper
Did you have fun with the calculator?

After our first time, our beloved publishes: "I see a completely naked man for the second time!"
The first time when?? to
"A first time at the opening"

Doctors, such doctors

By chance I heard from a marketer, an apparently typical TP, such a monologue:
“No, when the zombie apocalypse begins, I obviously won’t survive. I won’t be saved by a pair of guns. Oh, but if I had a Daedric sword, Yol-tu-Shul da Tenegriv under my ass, I would have arranged them!
It turned out a marketer - a rooted Ancient Sweaters, since the times of Morrowind... decided to play Left 4 Dead and was very upset.

The parents of the student who shot people did not appear at the trial. your mother. This is their minor child, raised by them, shooting from the Father's weapon. A true father would be responsible for everything his son did, a real mother would protect her child to the last. So don’t say they’re not pirates.

Samuel Ghandi was elected mayor of Shiraz seven times in a row for seven years each.
= is
This is a dictatorship in essence (- _- ) we also have 2 hobbies all 'elected' yes 'elected'

In the mailbox, a promotional cartoon of some kind of remedy for diarrhea: a guy, sitting at the table, eats a healthy living first, blinking with his eyes (!) Eight-legged with a plate, then sends a huge bottle of champagne (whole, without opening), and then, grabbing the swollen stomach, is carried in a variety from all the legs. Then the banner playfully asks me: "Guess what he got poisoned with?"
So that’s what brain marketing is.

Age is when, when you see a girl on the winter street in the shoes, you first think “Dumb, you’ll freeze it all!” and then “Wow, what feet!”

Man missing in N-sk was found dead
The missing woman in N-sk was found drunk
Missing on January 29 in New Urengoy, an 11-year-old boy was found by a long-distance driver
The question. How did an 11-year-old boy become a long-haul driver?

Ded: and it seems to me that the Maidan is the result of the conspiracy of the Kiev tires, which were foolishly broken to take the mountains of old rubber to the landfill