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[ + -8 - ] Comment quote №61113
 10.03.2012
We discuss with (D)evushka how we will spend the weekend:
I: Sunny, maybe we go to the cinema, I’ll give you flowers, we’ll walk...
D: Well, fuck, let’s order better food, let’s go and eat.
I want to make her an offer.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №61112
 10.03.2012
What are you doing?
I watch the movie!! to
How is it called?
You borrowed me!! to
Again, the translators did something.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №61111
 10.03.2012
The Philosopher:

Prayer, this is where it comes from.
Women are writing now.
Understand the meaning of the phrase
Going to Prayer?

Go to Yuh with your shrimp and Nikitka-barin. Prosax is the gap between the individual strands in a wiring machine. To get there is to remain without clothes or even without limbs.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61110
 10.03.2012
I had the feeling that everybody drank except me.The city is extinct, the block, the ranks and other things are not in mind, no one answers SMS calls and other things. people, you may have been abducted by aliens!? to

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61109
 10.03.2012
Have you been to Estonia?
– and?
I was in Estonia?
In the sense?
Have you been to Estonia at least once?
Oh yeah no.
It feels like only from there...

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61108
 10.03.2012
<gae13> He is generally a very calm guy. In GTA SA, you play as a taxi driver and a bus driver.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №61107
 10.03.2012
yesterday to sleep beds, I sleep already, and the state - between sleep and still not sleeping, midnight is like.and begins to dream that clients come to me, they say something, they want something..and I am so happy - go to the ass, I am sleeping at home)))

The Rabbit

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61106
 10.03.2012
Q: Where is the vertical rod in the Russian layout?
J: Meaning is like that.
In Russian there is no such thing.
J: That’s why it’s a mess in the country.
j: that we have a stick in the layout is either so / so \, and only Americans can put it exactly

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №61105
 10.03.2012
Specifically for Sergey Svetlakov I pass on a greeting standing at home shoes: Hello you
With a shirt ?

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №61104
 10.03.2012
xxx: told his nephew (3 years) about the reaction of nuclear synthesis to the sun and that it is not eternal;
He became hysterical and repeated that he didn’t want to die.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №61103
 10.03.2012
Margo in contact: And I said on the seventh: "Who of the men will not congratulate me on March 8th, I will congratulate them, publicly and I will deliver the bouquet. ...of two nails."So do not offend the goat.
His fatal mistake was that he did not turn off the light in the bathroom.Then she packed the powder in a bag, and put on top of the bulbs, he went to wash, went to the bathroom after fifteen minutes this powder exploded, so he was in the bathroom almost made.
The writer I think, in vain, did not congratulate her on March 8th.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №61102
 10.03.2012
What can be said about a man who Yesterday ate cognac and other fuel, traveling from one unfamiliar apartment to another, in one of them he was psychotic and went by night alone in an unfamiliar deaf area, crashed with three gopniks, caught the supply in the pierced eyebrows, found himself in the police, where he was tried to hang a case (which he remembers vaguely) and who, at the same time, today, returning home only at 7 p.m., puts the status of "Nuddy?"

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №61101
 10.03.2012
Are you cool?
and no.
What will you prove?
“I work 5 days a week, my boss has openly touched me and constantly fucking my brains every day at work, I live from salary to salary, constantly in debt, my wife has left and I have to cook, clean everything myself, I don’t have a car because I sold it to pay off the loans.
You’re going to argue shit.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №61100
 10.03.2012
Congratulations on the 8th of March to our beautiful...weeks and don’t stop!

[ + 28 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61099
 10.03.2012
Only in our country, only in our country.

Only in your country the most beautiful girls! Bring me back to Russia, I hate these Australian desert monsters!

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №61098
 10.03.2012
I gave my wife a cool vacuum cleaner. On the 8th of March, a happy wife dusts the apartment. The Profit.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №61097
 10.03.2012
We celebrate March 8th.
Girls talk about some kind of jacket.
One of the phrases sounds like this:
He dressed her and drowned in her.

A drunkard raises his head from the plate.
(He just pulled her in) and said:
He was not swimming in it.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №61096
 10.03.2012
I answered:

How to use cucumbers instead of condoms?

1 cup of milk. to take inside. The need for physical closeness goes back for a long time before the insurmountable physiological need of another kind. It works regardless of gender and sexual orientation.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №61095
 10.03.2012
I go to work and listen to the radio. Advertising of car shops. He listened to music. The song of the cat Basilio and the fox Alice. I smiled :)

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №61094
 10.03.2012
XXX - Why did you come here?
I am bored and want to talk to someone.
I sometimes communicate with hair in my head. They often carry nonsense, but quite interesting.
XXX - votes, although it will go.

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