Beautiful and not sympathetic. Try and not try! Fools are illiterate.

Walk with friends in the centre of Vienna. The girl Masha invites you to visit this museum, and this museum, and this one is a must. To which Misha flegmatically objected:
You are from Leningrad. You must enter any European museum and shake your hands and say, “Lord! How here you have a little..." But such a beer, like here, we stopped cooking after the shot of Aurora. Who is the beer? unanimously...

The xxx:
Try to get up at 6 a.m. for 4 days!! to
I tried it for the first time today.
YYYY :
How is it? 😉
The xxx:
by Pepe
I woke up for half an hour: showed me the facts, sent in my ass, cried.

I like the joke about meteorites. They are, at least, mostly really funny.

My grandmother said, “Don’t ask me. I need to listen!

XXX: There is some "popular" way. You take a wooden line length of 20 cm, the ring (better engagement, but you can and just without a stone) hang on the thread. The option instead of a ring is a needle on a thread. You put the line on the left hand (front arm), turned with your palm up. 0 cm at the elbow, 20 cm at the palm. With your right hand over it you begin to slowly lead the thread with the ring (nail) from zero. Where it starts to bounce strongly across the line – look at the figure, it’s the "lower" pressure, and go on, it’s pumped again – here’s the "upper" pressure. The figures on the line correspond to the indications of the tonometer: 5 cm - 50, 9 cm - 90, 12 - 120, etc.
YYY: I first thought of a member enlargement benefit)))

xxx: young employees with an unresolved question about military duty were noticeably sinked by seeing postcards in the colour of hackis with tanks and aircraft on the tables)

xxx: I’m sitting now – in one hand a RAM bar from the client’s computer, in the other a chocolate tile, I thought, I lay pictures, I bite a chocolate and then I realize that I’ve just bite half 8 gigs of memory! I spit a straw on the floor and the client enters the door - and I eat his iron over his disassembled compost! He crushed and the bullet struck the street.
XXX: What to do now?

Alexander: look, yesterday the body wrote to me, we rewrite now, wrote that I am wonderful
Be careful not to divorce your grandmother ;)
I just read it with her, okay.
Dmitry: First you write, then you meet, flowers and candy, then you have it, then you get married, you have children and op: “Sasha, I need money.”
This is a long-term divorce :)

Hmm.. for some reason since you and I began to play with me sharply surrounding individuals of the mud sex.
The wise man, ah.

Do you go to the club with a guy or a girl?
WOW: What are the other options?
I am lost in guessing.
WOW: They wrote on the site: the person who came with a soft toy entrance is free. So I go with a mouse.

But mother, what do I do? I bought a stone, I wanted to burn, but at home there was no pain.
No panic sweaters... Manko panic can’t do that.
Will it give? I don’t like the foil...

A long pause.

You will never get married!!! to

Did the neighbor pay the debt?
I: No, the salary has not been paid yet.
Wife: What is the salary? He is ment!

After he told me about himself, it seemed to me that my horizon was so small that it was a circle.

Why are you interested in Scandinavian traditions and not Slavic?
YYY: The fact is that the Slavic culture was soft (tree, barley, leather), so Christianity easily destroyed virtually all heritage (just burned), and the Scandinavian runic texts remained on stones and iron, many times more than the artifacts.
xxx: Ah, as I sometimes want to do here as you take and make a powerful non-application statement, but I have an istfak behind my back.

Dad is delivering)
If you come in later, you will buy wine. Are they selling you?
I am now selling everything.
P: Why is this?
I: Because I am 21 years old.
P: O_o

My best friend is going to Mongolia. How is she there without me, how am I here without her. Or not here. But without her.
And here I go to the store and think about it all, buy something and cake in a box, and think. I climb the ladder, then I pause to think about a friend, and I think - to go home, and I go, thinking, again about Mongolia, to the toilet.
I approach the door, and I hear the voice behind my back:
Where are you, girl?
I slowly turn. I am tired and a long day, and my girlfriend is leaving. I am poison and sarcasm. Shake in front of the guard with a cake box:
How to Where? I am going to eat cake!
Guardians are: O
And then I notice that in thoughtfulness, without noticing, I pulled out a crazy plastic tape with the inscription "closed".
I am like this: O_O
And I continue:
Once it is closed, you will have to eat at home.
and left.

We were congratulated on February 23rd.
Well, the gifts – it’s all understood, the table there was covered...
And then the boss. She began to speak a speech - long spotted and turned it into a masterpiece with the final phrase - "Looking at you, I would like to wish you first and foremost health!"

The cat has a calendar in March. He even managed to "sign" a stack of documents prepared for a notary. And before, it seemed to me that the requirement of packing every piece of paper in a file was an abomination of bourgeoisie and bullying. As it turns out, this is the precaution of experienced people.
These infectious cats are everywhere.

Calling the taxi service:
Hi to you! The taxi is listening.
Girl, hello to you! Do you have a function of delivering alcohol at home?
There is no such function, we are not robots! The service is...