Tell me who your ministers are and I will tell you what kind of president you are.

Removing dirt is not shameful.
In the late 1940s, one of the permanent bases of geological expeditions had an extremely dirty public toilet. But, of course, it was not this dirty thing that attracted the general attention, but the fact that a descendant of the ancient prince family had to come to the base as part of one of the expeditions. “We will tolerate,” the geologists joked, “but what will his light do?” "His light," arriving, did what discouraged many: calmly took a hose with water, swab and carefully washed the dirty wardrobe. It was the act of a true aristocrat, knowing firmly that it is not a shame to clean the dirt, it is a shame to live in the dirt.
O.S. Muravyev, How the Russian Noble was Raised

Since the fact of economic development of the country is confirmed exclusively by the presence of a ministry of the same name, I propose to strengthen the impression and call it "ministry of rapid economic development".

X: I have a problem.
xh: I can't read the word "I will cut" without an accent

Linus Torvalds said that the core developers don’t expect any Linux problems this year, but the problems will inevitably come.

@DerArto: Russia is a generous soul, and in Ritter Sport more nuts!

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Maybe because nuts are cheaper than chocolate?

How do you see everything in other colors? How to expand borders? The best personal space? How to stand out among people like you? How to always be in the first place?" Psychological training? It is CSS.

Talk about a man who is constantly crawling from torrents.
52 terabytes of porn...this is who will be the king when the internet fails.

When do you drink?
I don’t know, I’ll go to work tomorrow and decide.

X: Who of you would like to try MJM?
Another pyramid? Stop fooling the people!! to

On the subject of grammar:
"Supported "

And why did you like "The Hobbit"? Is it an idea too?
Maxim : Of course. The dragon symbolizes Russian glory, and the frey local self-government, greedy, jealous, arrogant and disgusting, but engaging with their speech (voice). And the dwarfs are us, ordinary people who just want to live in their house and get back the stolen stuff. And the little hobbit is our pride and will, which every time at the most responsible moment put on the ring and disappear somewhere. And Dranduil is a beast.
You are burning me! I am at work)))

After I began to hide fantasy, I was very ashamed of the respected professor John Ronald Roel Tolkien. I never thought that Oxford teachers would be accused of poor language... and Lewis Carroll was not so distant... And how smart you are all compared to them. As you can see, authentic literature lovers...

"and what you know about the wonderful smell of the D-Link Switch"

Everyone has a different taste for smells) I like the smell of a spring drum with an optical cable: a slightly broken tree + polyethylene. And I also like the smell of Siemens phones: my C65, if tightly attached to the charging socket and pulled, still smells.

Based on an anecdote:

What’s going on in my boots?
It is January rain.
What does he do in my boots?? to
It bullies!! to

I go to work in the morning. I hold the bag in my hand, at this moment my husband is jokingly attached to me. The bag falls out of her hands and everything falls out of her. The man cried and said: "Ha! You have fallen out!"

There is so much sugar in the cup that it is scary to drink!
xxx: but I mix it with whisky and I'm not afraid!)

The 5-year-old daughter suddenly abandoned her favorite cottage and demanded a pellet for dinner. Sitting at the table, she knotted one of the petals on a fork, looked at it for a long time and thoughtfully, and then asked:"Mom, and who is the jumpelman?")))

In seeking good and eternal glory, we are despicable and insignificant.
Ah! Our days are so short-lived, and life cannot be held back!
Under the sound of rapsoids amidst the drinks I sit confused, thinking full:
Everyone will remember you today, but who will remember you tomorrow?
In the evening thou wasted like a cedar curly, scattered, wide-leafed,
And today, with a baseball bull, you are sent in the shadow to the edge.
Even now you go proudly, accumulating complicated plans.
In a moment you will get in the mouth. Ah! As a year ago, we are small.

normally assignment in the Russian language 6 class - "story from the face of the school couch (A4, make)"

What can a child come up with - a lot of different ass?