Mother: Daughter, you would be a great husband.

I am : O?? to

Mom: Well, look: the toothpaste and the cap after you are at different ends of the bathroom; the floor is full of water; the livery is always hanging somewhere in the area of the luster; you are surrounded by wires and discs. It’s "Playboy" for an entourage.

I:* silently get out of the chair "Gaming".* is

July: Imagine now the bear is speaking and chesting something to Tomsk students. One of them stands up and says: “Vladimir Vladimirovich! I’m always confusing you"

Status of VKontakte:
I feel like I’m in love.) by 21:44
Roman ****s A, no, it seemed.. by 21:45

How many sexual partners did you have?
A positive whole number.

We sit with a girl, she is watching the movie "Troya" for the first time. She is in full tension licked by the plot, the whole in the film is shorter, here I say "Relax Troy will still burn".
And there’s a storm of outrage and screams "Why, why did you tell me everything"))))

When I played in a children's metal group, I did not pay special attention to the vocalist, well, he cries there, whispers, cries, and what not to disassemble. And then I looked at the text and I fell into the precipitation, one thing was called “hemorrhoidal suicide,” such as because of hemorrhoids, the pedicure couldn’t trachazzo and hanged on the rectum from sorrow. There were still such highly artistic lines "anal jade from his ass got"... fucking, comrades!

Using this opportunity, I would like to send a greeting to my mother!

Theme: Give Up
I fucked Linus.
HH: It was so funny.
She falls out, I hold her in my mouth so that I don’t dry.
and fucking sneezed.

Army.Sunday.Make a bad thing.The empty treep grows smoothly into something like "my kung fu is cooler than yours."In our case - two devil machines КрАз 256B.We argued,who will go further on the snow (where it is a meter thick).As a result of this whole, another Kraz (with a swamp), two Urals, one KAMAZ and three tank wires have been broken.We pulled all good closer to midnight,under the kind words of the fathers-commandors.
Most of the pistons I grabbed, as a winner, but a couple of weeks later I was transferred to the commanding UAZIK.
Measure the Kung Fu.

I have a bath with sea salt, I lie down, relax. The husband came in, looked at the bag of salt, then on me - smiled: "Oh! The sea pig!"

I looked at some telephone, accidentally switched to the court... There the Armenian said a good phrase: "I never stole anything extra!"

C Automotive Forum
XXX: These are the catalizers
Interesting thing, this cat is licking.

xxx: Tolyan, how polite to write "I thought, and decided that this job is not very suitable for me."
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYY? Thirty thousand? Go you naked!

LONDON (09:40:29 11/02/2010)
This is what we have in the universe of the old man himself in a package, accidentally))) and there was a magazine, notes... I was not thank God)))
Wicked (09:42:45 11/02/2010)
" myself in a packaged, accidentally)))" I can’t even imagine how it happened
LONDON (09:43:56 11/02/2010)
) standing behind the garages we write, he tells me a joke... and looks at me... and I start to rust... seeing that he himself in a pack of flies)) which hangs on his wrist))
He thinks he’s a funny joke, and I can’t tell him what’s going on...

In the news read: "In Ukraine men engage in sex one and a half times more often than women"
Immediately the question arose: with whom? O_O
(C) TA/\uH

News from the news "GAZ warned Russians about the release of their new passenger car" sounds somehow threatening.

and hello. How did Lenin go?
and hello. Lenny did not pass, Lenny came and stayed on PMJ.

Depending on whether they lay a plate or lay, prices range from $ 10 to $ 50 per square. M is
and c)

In Germany, a man robbed a slot machine room, threatening with a cup of hot coffee:
With a cup of hot coffee he had just ordered, the robber forced a 26-year-old girl to open the box and fled with the money.
In 2007, an American carried out an assault on an ice cream store with an office stepler. In the same year in Georgia, two girls robbed a bank without guns at all.

Our build a strategic nuclear submarine under the name... "Saint Nicholas"
Who doesn't know - St. Nicholas in the Zagorje is called St. Nicholas - He is Santa Claus.
Megatons of light and heat. The celebration is coming!