How many are you congratulating? Until in May?

In November, with the next

How can you kiss your wife? Take care of yourself and all her former ones.
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And you, Daddy, are rare, as I will see :)

I am a student group curator. For the New Year, the caregivers congratulated me with a bottle of vodka and a bank of homemade mushrooms. Here I sit, I think, did I not hurt anyone last year?

The government that fires at its people is losing all legitimacy. -Baba Merkel - Yanukovych.

From the listener:
And then from my words, even kidney stones sweated him.

A: I decided to dress my daughter in a body. There is a bunch of bandages, hooks, buttons - darkness, in general. But I managed. faster than in 5 minutes.
M: Is there so much Morocco?
A: You won't believe it, but when it's all over, and the shirt is dressed, you can read the praise of your efforts on your chest.
M :?? to
A: There is "well done"!

The Russians! I am now addressing all Russians, the inhabitants of Ukraine and Belarus in the Balkans are also considered Russians.
Look at us and remember – they will do the same with you when you break up and give your thighs. West – a chain crazy dog will get stuck in your throat.
Brothers, remember the fate of Yugoslavia! Do not let them do the same to you.”
From the last interview of Slobodan Milosevic."

Police detained three people who sprinkled the doors of the Lenin mausoleum in Moscow with sacred water

At the same time cheap and high-quality is only rubber.

Nothing changes

At the end of 1919, Raul Capablanca in the walls of the English parliament gave a session of simultaneous play for deputies. Capablanca, of course, won with a huge advantage. One reporter asked him what he thought of his opponents' game. Here’s what he heard in response:
"I didn't find deep strategic plans in them, but tactically they showed some fiction. Some tried to make an unnecessary move, others returned to the board the already removed figure in the hope that I would not notice it, others made some changes behind my back in their positions... In general, in the place of the voters who sent these gentlemen to parliament, I would keep them under constant surveillance..."

Today, Jehovah’s Witnesses came to me and told me that we need to help our neighbors and do good!
He asked them to wash the toilet and take out the garbage... They were offended and left.

Comments on the article "Women from Belarus divided property in the online game":
So, you play yourself, grind, mob, and then a woman appears in your life and takes it all.

and Tatiana.Also, I hear the content of the note scratching, is it okay?

Make the comments paid!!! And resource support, and normal people’s brains are healthier.

Falkowsky: The main problem with gay people is that they want everyone around them to know that they are gay.
Emptypatty: I’m talking about vegans.
Falkowski: The word is different – the problems are the same :)

Tram stop late in the evening. At the stop glamorous some guy and herla, three meters from the stop stands a cloudy bearded guy of a biker type. The beard smokes. The glamorous type decides to whisper on this topic, the type of mess and shame.
Browning: There is no such law. Go to Nash.
Glamour: There is such a law! You do not have the right to public blabla!
OK, there is such a law. Go to Nash.

It cannot remain the same after repairs in the apartment. I look at porn and note that the indoor doors are like mine. A good choice - a massive pine, natural spoon. MDA...

Anton: And you also have dwarfs walking around the office and saying, “Okay, googol...”
Tagged: NA
Anton: It is strange
Sergey: Okay Google, where are all the goodbye who say "okay Google"?

Supplementary :
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1:... the song is named "Popeye" and contains non-normative vocabulary.
It would be surprising if she did not contain this vocabulary with such a name.

Nothing is surprising! 3/4 of modern songs can be called so, although they do not contain non-normative vocabulary.

Comments on the news about the return on TV "Secret Materials":

Rocks, you’ve again fallen asleep with UFOs, clones, mutants and human experiments! But now I’ve taken it all on my smartphone, you’re stupid!