In ancient times, God blinded ten Adam. One of them smelled the land, the other grazed sheep, and the third caught fish...After a while, they came to their Father and asked,
There is everything, but something is missing. bored to us.
The Lord gave them the paste and said:
“Let each blind in his own likeness the woman who likes: full, thin, tall, small... And I will breathe life into them.
Then the Lord brought out sugar on the plate and said:
Here are 10 pieces. Let each one take one and give to the wife, so that life with her is sweet. They all did so.
Then God said:
“There is a plate among you, for there were eleven pieces of sugar on the plate. Who got two pieces?
Everyone was silent. The Lord took their wives from them, mixed them up, and then distributed to whom they were caught.
Since then, nine out of ten men think that someone else’s wife is sweeter because she has eaten too much sugar. And only one of the Adam knows that all women are equal, because the extra piece of sugar he ate himself.

This friend:
and...
Duke Freeman: I’m cuddling myself. Everywhere they only say that about sex, in movies, the babies are ready for any disgrace, and in reality... I will say directly - I believe more that there are dragons and dwarves than what the babies will ever give me.
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As long as you call all the girls and women grandmothers, treat them as grandmothers, you will only have to believe in dragons.

-DiMkA- for [Roronoa_Zoro]: Do you tell me, dear man in the air, or did you have such a clever thought in 20 years of life?! to
Roronoa_Zoro for [-DiMkA-]: I am 22, and I am an independent person and ready to take responsibility
Lom for [Roronoa_Zoro]: that is, by flight...

A man should trust his life experience, not isolated theories.
Oh, I remember in the labs of physics it was necessary to calculate the acceleration of free fall by the results of experiments (all kinds of spirals), so the values of the group varied from 6 to 22m / sec.

Nothing other than...

Nothing else will replace...

Whatever it is...

Whatever happens...

Neither this nor this...

Not even a tooth.

No one for anything.

Thanks for nothing.

Please learn it outright! Well, for the sake of cocoff...

Yesterday I saw what old sclerosis is.
I’m in a car from Moscow. Two grandmothers talk, "Where are you from?" and so on.
Are you going to Moscow?
B2 - How do we go from Moscow?
B1 - Am I not in that electricity station?
B2 – You sat down with me, in Moscow, at the train station.
B1 - Well, yes, I was already in Moscow, I'm going home.

Come to us for dinner.
I don’t want to go to dinner, I want to live.

Nyahaha> Russian national team will appear at the opening ceremony of the 2014 Games under the song "Tatu"
Yeshua> pstc
Sofronat> under the song "people with disabilities"?

XXX: Urgently send Mikhalkov, Medinsky and Bondarchuk to schools!
YYY: To be shot?
XXX: The Option

I saw pigeons walking around frozen food. They will be guarded by the spring.

The local taxi service demonstrates customer-orientedness - during the waiting period every 10 minutes sends SMS about the following content: the car is one and a half kilometers from you, the car will come in 2-3 minutes... Immediately childhood remembered...

In the morning of Monday, employees complain to each other of weakness, lethargy, drowsiness, etc.
"The force has not survived at all..." There is a sluggish dialogue:
What do you want? The body is preparing for the Olympics.
...??? to
Sharing strength with athletes.
The money has already been shared.

He discovered a new disease - urinocephalitis. This is when the urine hits the head. In this case, it is traumatic. In addition to the pot...
c) grozab lj

Dialogue between two people in the chat:

p1 to 14:21:49
Zhao
p1 by 14:21:54
Will you open the door?
2nd 14:21:56
Yes, the cat
p1 to 14:22:05
"square" has not been published
p2 14:22:18
"which" has not been printed

People with slow reactions are more at risk of early death. To this conclusion came scientists from the University College of London and the University of Edinburgh.
Cap does not sleep.

Theoretically :
to this:
A discussion on vegetarianism:
In the village, meat will be on the table only on holidays. It is simply irrational to cut a cow while it is breastfed or a chicken while it is carried.
Yyy: And pigs with bulls and cockroaches doying or carrying?

A bull is needed for cows to give birth to calves, without it they will not have milk. The cock needs the chickens to carry. And pigs are fed to a certain weight, before the time to cut is not reasonable.

In order for cows to give birth, they make insemination, which is much cheaper than the maintenance of a bull in every farm; chickens-bearers can be carried at all without a cock; dairy pigs are much more delicious than pork.
Life is pain. habituate to

Alexey: My mother, 50+ years old, knows I have a girlfriend, Anya. Today I told her how beautiful she is. I decided to show you what photo I liked. This is a photo of Sasha Grey. I cannot calm.

What...

Irkutsk -30, the world hockey championship with the sword, teams of Somalia and Mongolia. This is Fairy

Hockey with the ball? I want to see it!

Per someone else remembers my quote about the invitation pattern for the anniversary of children’s music school.
Today made a sign for the clinic, they say "need a cardiogram on it". Okay, I painted a cardiogram from the inuit. They write in response "Why did you draw us such a terrible tachycardia? Here is a picture of a healthy person’s cardiogram."
So many years have passed, but I have fallen into the same story again. Oh yeah ))

Russian athletes will appear at the opening ceremony of the Olympic Games in Sochi under the song of the group "Tatu" "We will not be caught"
What is "Blue Moon"?
Under it will be closed.