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[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №60973
 07.03.2012
We leave our fellow (who has a cat and a cat in the apartment) after we were congratulated on March 8:
“Thank you guys for the flowers, candy, tea, congratulations, for communicating with you, cattle!” Oh, in the sense of the cat and the cat!! to

[ + 37 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60972
 07.03.2012
Renewed the name of the folder "Remove" to "Remove" and deleted

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60971
 07.03.2012
All we have learned is to give up.
Throw blatant words, empty promises, money on the wind.
Quit drinking, smoking, cheating, giving up old work, bored friends,
The frozen home. And of course each other. We learned to give up each other.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №60970
 07.03.2012
Comment on one of the books on the women's website:

Another novel in the style of the garden-mazo.The man hates her, disregards her, clothes her with dirt, but pulls her into bed.She also hates him in places, but desires his body until a pig whisper.
Apophysis- Idiots are collapsing in rooms".

[ + 16 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60969
 07.03.2012
When you gather with thoughts - you may suddenly find out that you are not on the way.

[ + 92 - ] Comment quote №60968
 07.03.2012
One of my acquaintances, a visiting student, bought a pretty decent smartphone. In the phone book on the contact "Papa", she placed a photo of the head of the city's criminal police in uniform. On the contact "Uncle" - photo of the district prosecutor. On contact “Brother” – a healthy omonovce.
She had the phone stolen three times, but all three were thrown back.

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №60967
 07.03.2012
Every man who bought a bowl on March 8th - a helmet as a gift!

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60966
 07.03.2012
Leon^ wishes to the enemy: "and let your neighbors have a laminate over you and three children!" will come down for a terrible curse :-(

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60965
 07.03.2012
Courier (C): When will you be home?
I: After 7 hours
Can I come at 6?
I: Yeah, can you explain the meaning of the previous question? For me, purely for myself.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60964
 07.03.2012
xxx: I don't want to finish 5 minutes
YYY: It is easier. Do not shake for 5 minutes.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60963
 07.03.2012
xxx: have you heard that Churov is going to help America in holding open elections?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYY He seems to take an example from them. As they bring democracy to all countries, so will they carry open elections to all democratic countries.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №60962
 07.03.2012
A grandmother in a neighboring hospital bed tries in vain to call her 17-year-old grandson. After another attempt: ''hah you attack what! Subscriber in the inactivity zone. You are drunk, you parasite!?' and O_o

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60961
 07.03.2012
<joker1995> There was a case here in childhood. I sit, therefore, with my grandmother, and my aunt with her daughter went to the bathroom, before making a mask of raw eggs on her hair. After 10 minutes, these chickens resort back as the eggs in their hair have boiled and turned into an eggshell. For three hours they listened to my wild rust and chested this delicious lunch out of their hair.

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60960
 07.03.2012
The official instructions of admin are:
1st Shob did it all.
2nd and free
Three and Nibet

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №60959
 07.03.2012
After a brief quarrel with the girl, she got emotions and screams.

I am: be calm.
It’s not up to you to decide what I should do!
I: What can I do to make you calm?
She says: I apologize!
I: I am sorry.
She said, “I’ve gone off with my apologies!

O_O

[ + 43 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60958
 07.03.2012
The elections.
Yes, unfortunately they are over.
Then came the usual grey paths.
(They are

[ + 54 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60957
 07.03.2012
The famous American Republican politician, Senator John McCain, called on the United States to launch airstrikes on Syrian cities as soon as possible to protect civilians from bloody tyranny.

You know, it is not even funny anymore.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №60956
 07.03.2012
On the router removed the rating...millions of people lost the meaning of life...

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60955
 07.03.2012
Tagged: fucking
yyy: I have 2 pots on the plate: in one they cook eggs, in the neighboring chicken... strange spectacle)))
Tagged: genocide

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №60954
 07.03.2012
I sit moderate comments in the forum on hair depilation from the back... but I am doing something bad in this life... I wanted to become an astronaut

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