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[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11942
 01.11.2008
I read in the morning! Status of my contacts:

P is Hi! My name is Dmitry. I am 22 years old and I'm an alcoholic.
R is a loser!! No matter how low it sounds.)
A: The apathy regime included.
C: joined the group "Alcoholicus Anonymus".
Fuck it is a horse.
A: The butterfly.
P: Sunny, I love you too)))))) Let’s talk about it in the woods))))).
Better late than 30 years later with three children.
I am still alive ?
I’m in Nirvana ? ?
C: Drunk with tea :) Waiting for the arrival...

I guess I missed it???

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №11941
 31.10.2008
A friend told, he went to us through the forest garden to drink (we sat in his "Heart"), for a meeting of 2 amphibians, 2 meters in height, tough such...and to him they go, he was already prepared to get on his mouth and lose a few teeth, money and phone, but did not expect the question "And where here you are feeding a whitebox?", floating in a terrible smile he replied "I don't know the guys", they said "Sorry" turned and left.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №11940
 31.10.2008
Who are the idiots who vote for classmates?! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №11939
 31.10.2008

Talk about the body:
After an hour of tremor
Let me wish you a peaceful night.
Untranslated Game of Words
I will not wish you a peaceful night.
It is O_O
The last time I wished you a good night, you disappeared for a week.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №11938
 31.10.2008
My mother said to me today, “Well, you have a mindset! The House of Damn!"

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №11937
 31.10.2008
At 19 p.m. the abode of evil had to be shown.
19:00 I turn on the telephone. He gives me:
twelve clawed people on the project house two with us ksuša собчак and ksuša baradin... lyalal...!
Pagan goes into the room and says
Has the evil begun?

[ + 78 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №11936
 31.10.2008
Some with such pleasure write about the fact that they have dirty socks until they melt, that they are so dirty that they can't weld their pants, that they have problems with self-control, as well as a lack of willpower and so they tremble and sit constantly at the computer...This is real - where is the reason for pride? This faceless internet allows such focuses or you can really, in the company to say - I am not a man, I am, I throw out socks already broken, I can not feed myself, I tremble, I represent some value only for my unhappy parents and a threat to that naive girl who is sure that a 20-year-old cowboy and jobless one day will become a caring, attentive husband? I am always surprised by you, parasites. I can fully secure myself – absolutely. Or refuse to do anything ;) I am a man. And you?...and I write in Russian without mistakes and excessive, SKA, ZAPATÝCH, although I can and in Albanian.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №11935
 31.10.2008
A(15:40:22 22/10/2008)
What a nice thing to write in the middle of the working day while I have nothing to do? ?

B15:46:02 22/10/2008)
Damn, you work your PC, even the computer lies.

A(15:55:40 22/10/2008)
Oh, *splitting in a blessed smile*, to say that while I chase the teas and whistle in contact, you fuck, was what was needed )))))))


[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №11934
 31.10.2008
From an analytical article in a famous newspaper:
And they, the enemies, poured this longest hand with sulfuric acid, hot resin, placed a stamp on it, crushed it in feathers and bitten it.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №11933
 31.10.2008

Jomal
There was a son born to Sergi.

Jomal
by 3800

About 100mys (15:02:57 29/10/2008)
It is 3800 o_0

Yomal (15:03:02 29/10/2008)
Weight is

About 100mys (15:03:11 29/10/2008)
I thought you were already selling.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №11932
 31.10.2008
A group of computer scientists... Sobsna, all the guys, and one girl... The male half shakes about the breasts, etc., the prey sits and plays. The girl sits almost asleep, mysteriously smiling. Finally the preacher says:
- Well, stop now, the girl out of the table has already stunned from your conversations...
The girl suddenly wakes up, and loudly so, to the whole office:
I have a poem!! I look at hentai, and there’s a lot more cool than their child’s lap!
Subject: O_O
Men who smoke? :D

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №11931
 31.10.2008
and Lea:
x@kеr: "This I venavat be cursed the day when I saw you and burned you, I found a girlfriend, and a woman does not ask Flora"

and Lea:
T9 will hang with such a master.

and six:
...and finally shakes the owner with electricity to cleanse the gene fund.

[ + 49 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №11930
 31.10.2008
Yesterday with the boys we stand like people - we spit seeds only in the urn, we give beer bottles to the grandmothers, before the passing girls we remove hats and wish everyone health. Here a certain underhuman goes by - unbrown like a beetle, in a stretched sweater, glasses like an illuminator, hair is not cut for six months, you can bind up in the tail, in the avosky carries a hollow cloud of some microchip glands, himself on the road enters a cell phone and shakes a chot under his nose. Kolya-Mogila had asked him what this young man is so enthusiastic about and whether he will not be so kind to tell the society about this, because the positive needs to be carried to the masses. And he fell down for some reason, dropped his glasses, shouted like a baby girl and ran away on the rivers, swinging. Here we now think with the boys - what is going on with the current generation, are we living right and where is the world going?
c) The Kid

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11929
 31.10.2008
The fish looks where deeper, the man - where already (on the first slang)
2>nu and sham...you discriminate against experienced women

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №11928
 31.10.2008
Gave from the military committee the direction to donate blood for HIV, in the column "diagnosis" is written "request". Is it a disease now? O_O

[ + 67 - ] Comment quote №11927
 31.10.2008
added 2008-10-29 03:17

Test for dependency:

one
north
The Pole
visible
Pested
CHELN

If you can read these words correctly, then not everything is lost and you can still return to normal life.

Tagged with :' (

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №11926
 31.10.2008
11: [ 30 ] added 2008-10-22 11:14
C wife in aske, she and comp I from the cell phone, just returned from lunch:

by Peola
Tagged: Eat
and fucking
I: I understood what you wrote?
See also: VLA
I was eating
I am fucking
The family fucking.

I hope you are protected.

[ + 63 - ] Comment quote №11925
 31.10.2008
fZ: Advertising in the toilet: "Please walk home". = = )

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №11924
 31.10.2008
The fucking gesture. Today I was stuck in the elevator with a man. Well, as I always stretch to the button "challenge", and this guy says to me:
No matter, I am here!
I am in shock, oh

[ + 46 - ] Comment quote №11923
 31.10.2008
The girl in contact wrote:
If you paint me on the wall of the rose, then I love you!
If you draw me on the wall of the fourth of the fifth, then you are deceiving me!
If you paint me on the wall of the fourth round, you will not give me to anyone.
If you draw on the wall a green plus, then we know you and your chest!
If you are painting me on the wall of 4K Smiley, then we are drusky with you!
(Send this message to all your friends and you will find out what they think about you!!!)! to

I painted a red cock.

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