From France to the Emirates. The crowded company of young French Arabs - worshipers, jump on chairs, knock on something, interfere with everyone. No one dares to comment on them. I think a little and I decide that we are in the plane anyway, not really they are crazy here to attack me.
I turn around and ask the whole company to behave decently. Without problems, we remain silent and continue to fly quietly. The young Hindu sitting on my left stopped rubbing and smiled. In an improved atmosphere, he raised his screen from the pen of the chair, and I too. They don’t always work, I wasn’t lucky on the last flight and my screen couldn’t turn on, it remained black. But my was okay, but the poor Hindu was not. I tried to help him by just turning off and turning on his screen, sometimes it helps.
“Madame,” he said timidly and politely, “I just want to watch the news.”
And I have already entered the role of a noble knight in glowing armor, who will now be able to deal with everyone.
But by turning off his screen for the fifteenth time in half an hour, I didn’t anything – it was still black! The Hindu only quietly repeated, “Madame, I just wanted to watch the news.”
Well, what a shame, it finally exploded, “Now I’ll call the stewardess here to do something right away!”
And here, bending to the left in the passage to call the stewardess, I open my mouth in horror and realize that the screen seems black only from my place, and so it works, and I have already twenty times "forbidden" the poor man to watch the news, turning him off everything, and the unfortunate patiently picked up every time.
I could not stop laughing until the end of the flight. The Hindu too.

I would be reluctant to pronounce in the present members of Parliament such phrases as:
No one has abolished the laws of physics yet.

We quarreled with her half, killed her argument:
We are both to blame, but not me.! to

I feel like I’m in Sparta.
under the rock.
Where do weak and sick boys go to me?
Think about how you got there :D

The new Anna Karenina
Robert Pattinson was offered the role of Vronsky". fucking
Fuck what the actors are playing. But the one who plays Vronsky doesn’t roll at all. Well, even if his cheeks were spandored, or it would look like a pedicure.
Pattinson is better, of course.
It would be a spectacle
Karenina jumped under the train because she learned that Vronsky was a vampire

Chat WOT:
The troll, the liar, the virgin is me!
<play2> Believe only the last
<player1> And I also love fucking!
<play2> Ok, the second also
A troll because he sits in the forest

I talk to a girl I know, something came into conversation about the names of the music groups, well, and little by little came to Pussycat Dolls, I gru - see how to translate puts in Google, I just can't say this on the phone )) She looked, rushed such, then stopped, says: "Happy, it's that when Oleg says "my gun"...", here I grabbed in the voice, in the phone silence, then she in the ear: "he's a bitch!" ))))

Good there is a comment: "As long as you don’t get into the comments, nobody needs you."

KypcaHT: There was an idea for the picture, so far the hands have not reached. as a murderer leaned over the corpse, wrapped in polyethylene with puppies and clicks on them.

At first it was fools and roads, now frosts and frostbite.

I mean, I’m crazy about chastity!
Would you say EMM?
H H H H H H H

And when we were sitting in the Darkness, one man blew up. I quite assume that the cause could have been poor quality food or excessive alcohol... But it looked symbolic...

It doesn’t matter who is talking behind your back. The important thing is that when you turn around, everyone will be silent.
Medusa Gorgon

The students took a room with their grandmother.
He was playing radio all the time in the hallway. I meet my grandmother, she praises the song of Professor Lebedinsky
Grandma: such a good song, "I will kill you in a boat"

XXX: Going looking for a pompoon
YYY: You are what?
XHH: Yes, the customer has sent us a request for technical support...
xxx: "Dear staff of the support group..."
HHH: I went to look for

He: Dear, you have lost your bracelet, hold it.
She: Even if, you’ve stuck me on the bed.
It is his own fault that he split up.

"xxx: I love the controversy of humanitarian!..."
After reading this, the first thought: "Heras, humanitarian who, too, spores multiply, Like fungi?"

From the news:
For the cleaning of the snow in Tver was decided to use the technique...

I look out the window in the morning, on the asphalt of bright white paint the inscription "Zaya, I love you!". I think: "What a banality". I look up and see just below the pale signature "Your single-eyed rabbit"...

Interests: Maine Reed, Maine Kampf, Maine Kraft