On the subject of the arrest of Ulukaev, Minister of Economic Development:
There is no economic development. There is no Minister.

I go home - my wife sits thoughtful and even sad. I ask, say what happened. Reply to:
I realized that I’m getting older... I used to wear beautiful underwear for sex, and now for doctors.
Baba, by the way, only forty years old.

The rounded fool
Here the name did not come from a geometric figure that has no angles. not at all. And from (follow the chain of words) round-around from all sides. A fool in all matters.
It is in this sense that people say: "the round fool".

How could the Scotch laminate be glued? How is? That is, washing the lazy, and sticking the whole floor with a scotch is the norm. by Fuck!! to
Then sit with a knife to scratch this laminate - in general, fucking!
Then take and paint. The Laminate. by LAKOM. Fuck three times. It’s right, don’t give her advice.

And who will now believe, that initially proposed to assess the comic situation, when the husband so earned that the word" forget" the only thing that emerged in his consciousness was the word "remember"))

How can you buy people who have "yellow" on the website?

<Grach> Well no... either we’re developing or rallying... we’re not in the circus... )))
Well, in the circus, you know, a man is shot from a cannon into the anus of an elephant, an elephant at this time balances on a ball, and a man jongles with swords.
<Rita> PHP is written on an elephant, and AJAX is written on a gun?

From one publication where there was an on-line broadcast of the launch of the ship Union to the ISS
Q: But when they showed that the rocket above the planet, where the speed and height meters, I did not understand this animation?
Wow, no, they let the quadcopter with the camera in front.

> What does this have to do with the body? Brushes are picked up by trucks? Who is right?

It refers to the body, body - so used to be called a small basket, convenient when collecting mushrooms.

A-Gugu: By the way, about the student, I will go this year, I see the nose and the tears in my eyes
A-Gugu: It turns out to have crushed (through a board with a shim controller) accidentally pinceted the 5600mqf 320v capacitor battery, charged
A-Gugu: I calm down, say nothing, you will do something new... "And what is the price here, it was so loud and I was so flattered!"

A mosquito flies inside a house at a temperature of -27 degrees on the street.
Do you want him to fly out on the street?

xxx: You’ll probably be terribly surprised, but faith doesn’t stop me from writing in C++.

YYY: That is understandable. Even an atheist will not sit down to write in C++ without having crossed it.

Don’t make scandals where you can do a couple of shots.

I go to work through the cemetery in the morning, so 15 minutes faster. Winter, narrow path, as always. I pull my hand out of my pocket, the keys cling to the wrapper and fly out into the wrapper. Right to the grave.
The fullest stupor. At least I want to dig there. But in my head was a thought: I won’t get home without them. Okay, but you are laughing. The thought turns. Shrinking in Shrinking. Here comes a man. And I sit at the grave, breaking the snow and complaining so:
I cannot get home...
And then it came to me what I said, it began to roar. And the man probably won’t go through the cemetery anymore.

You are too young to have a serious relationship.
When Romeo and Juliet met, they were 16 and 13 years old.
Their romance lasted three days, resulting in the deaths of five people.

I am a child neurologist and I have children. And the elderly at one time had a delay in speech development, until the age of 3 he was generally silent, then already on the background of drugs spoke.

I was silent for five years. Parents paid off, led to psychiatrists-psychologists-logopedists... And the salt in what I knew how to speak, I just didn’t want to. I don’t remember the motive, but it was. As in the anecdote "and before the meat was not salted".

We teach the poem of B. Zahoder "Change", instead of "... on the periphery of the seat on the foot" firmly pronounces "on the periphery of the server home", daughter of Sisadmin, чо. )

I am a clinical researcher. Sending the customer a file with reliability calculations, standard deviations and other details. He replied, “Danny, thank you very much. All calculations are OK. But I was scared by the file name p&SDetc.”

V-King: Doing repairs in the apartment. There is an old broken gas plate. It was Lenin. He went to the entrance, attached a note. Sold, 2000 rubles and a phone. After half an hour there was no plywood, this is how I saved the garbage.

xxx is. What makes Amy so angry?

Oh well. and Noah. If I get a clean, cute apple, I’ll eat it. If I get this same apple in my mouth, twisting my jaw so that the figure is fixed, and also swallowing a scarf in my ass, then I will not be very pleased for some reason!