He was in the senior group. My father received an invitation to the tree (then all the farmers with children were given such) Well, in general, my mother went to her "his" tree with her sisters, and we and my brothers went to her "his" tree. And here we stand near the House of Culture "Textiler" and the father asks.

“Son, what do you need, that’s all, grandfather of the snow, the chordists of the song?

I say no. Yes, I wasn’t interested in all of this snow-covered stuff at the time.

“Let’s say, I’ll go down and pick up the gifts and go better to eat ice cream and play machines?”

But the condition is this: Mom shouldn’t know)) Dad taught cheating, right fucking. Clearly I agreed...I still remember how cool it was.

  The funny thing is that my mom learned about that deceit after 33 years. When asked why I did not surrender the father, I replied: it was an agreement, the more mutually beneficial))

The child came from behind and said, “Daddy, look.” When I turned around, he kept my iPad at the level of my face, pressed the Buy button and bought something using my face image as a verification. Not even nine in the morning, and I was already burned.

In the first class of the universe we were sent to undergo a medical examination. Gynecologist on the line. Shy and red, I go into the office. The doctor doesn’t even look at me, writing something. I sit on a chair and sit for a few minutes. The doctor does not react. I coughed to attract attention. The doctor reluctantly strips his head from the records and issues:

is pregnant?

and no.

So what might bother you? Let it go.

With years comes not experience, but disease.

My friend in her youth, still in Soviet times, worked on the railroad as an instructor in safety technology. Once she had to participate in the investigation of the violation of the rules by a guide from a student squad. When landing in Moscow, the entire car was filled with super-elite dogs, who went to an international exhibition somewhere in Europe, and accompanied by their owners. The International Express rarely stopped, only in the big cities and almost at every stop the girl ripped the stop cranes at departure, because the perfectly trained animals could not find the tree on the asphalt-filled platforms and fled to meet the need away from the stations. The breakdown of the stop-kran is an emergency, the train lagged behind the schedule, after the trip the girl was called for a breakdown, the case smelled like dismissal...

She said about the following: my mother was very strict and when I was a kid, we walked in the street and I wanted for a little need, she always said: tolerate to the house, daughter, on the street it is uncomfortable to do it. I learned to endure. Once I was walking alone, I wanted a pi-pi, I ran home, but my mom went shopping, there was no key, the neighbors were at work, and because of this upbringing I almost broke a bubble. Now I always regret those who, like me, have been trained to harm their health. You can fired me.

Members of the committee jumped out of the tables and confined themselves to excuses.

When we are sure that Sechin, Miller, ministers and deputies will not be moved anywhere, it may be time for them to cut their wages a little - then there will be enough for the country's economy to rise, and the poor and pensioners will not have to go.

The language of Ezop is the Achilles fifth of censorship.

When plastic bags came to replace the avos, my notebooks with lectures fit perfectly in one of them - the elite, with a portrait of a famous singer, and also with reusable pencil.
We lived with my wife in an industrial district, a city at the time almost a millionaire, in a rental apartment on the Riverside of Aircraft Builders.
After the Technical College, then there was still distribution, she came to the flagship of the chemical and rubber industry, the automotoshine factory, to the position of a replacement master.
Production is continuous, work in three shifts, harmfulness, respectively, personnel from the suburbs and the contingent which has already passed a number of enterprises with dismissal by article and, of course, those who were waiting for a preferential pension by value.
He met his wife from the second shift and accompanied to the passageway to the third, for the benefit of just a few stops on a trolleybus or a tram.
At the end of the 90s, production cooperatives began to form, "Autoshina", "Veloshina", salary and so was an order above the urban average, grew in times. The unwillingly unpretentious factory became a desirable place of work.
During my visits, I began to observe workers rushing to change on the sidewalk with plastic bags at hand, newspapers the size of an A4 sheet. The guards showed something from their wear and went for a change. I asked my half what the procedure was. Hearing the answer, I was stunned by the elegance of the educational measures of the cooperatives.
The discipline of inertia in the unstable employees did not make a qualitative jump along with the salary. A young specialist, a practitioner, offered to pass offenders, walkers and drinks, pick up for a month and issue in exchange new, with data of the employee, but the size of two notebook sheets. Lamination will appear in circulation a little later, the frame department on the cardboard glued a white sheet, a photo size 9x12 mm, a board number, a stamp for passes, everything is ready.
In the morning electric car, such a pass must still be saved, not something to hide from unnecessary eyes, and at the city stop you will not deceive everyday companions, suddenly appearing a school folder at the workforce from the tyre, which is why it is such a rapid career.
During the first two months of the experiment, the conscience was awakened in the good half of the team, and the other began to be educated with no less extravagant methods.

A lonely man (20kg of strawberries, 16kg of rice, 120 cups of strawberries) is looking for a woman with sugar, flour, pasta for living together. Intimacy is possible, but not mandatory.

My husband is constantly carrying bags. I offered her to buy a backpack, I say it would be more convenient, I bought 20+ liters. Now she goes with suitcases and bags. O_O

XXX: I would kill you too. There are no pads in the store and toilet paper is disassembled. Why go crazy and take everything out of the shelf? It is like a war or an epidemic.



Yyy: Well, as if it were... And war, and epidemic...

Why do stupid things? ready to use.

There is an animal shelter somewhere.

A car comes in, a lady comes out and says:

Hasky was running along the road. Probably, the owners dropped, a little sad and therefore a little aggressive. Yet it is a pity. For a long time I was chasing a poor dog in the field. Elijah has caught. Take her with you, please.

The veterinarian opens the car and turns - a wolf is sitting on the back seat. The real. and Gray. The Matter. With the same eyebrows as the veterinarian, the eyes...

The Woman. with naked hands. in the field. I caught a wolf in the car!! Because he seemed a little sad to her!!! to

How do blacks suffer with their BLM? The whole world has gotten on them.

I was in the MFC, I sat in the car in the parking lot. The lady gives back along the cars, the space is full, but she twisted her head in all directions, as if she was doing a heating of her neck. This has already warned. He opened the door and looked where he was going. It seemed strange, there was enough space. Well, I am a good soul, I decided to help go out because behind her to take 50 meters.

I approach and offer help, she agrees and says, "something is difficult, I see nothing."

And at the moment I noticed that she had the mirrors folded, I pointed to this one and she said, “Oh, yes,” opened the mirrors and left.

What was it?

It sounds real like a stupid joke, but the lady without jokes did not understand why the bad review, moving backwards.

Spring has arrived this year. No one to rejoice

Once Igor Stravinsky, while in Italy, went to an antique store.
How much does this vase cost? He turned to the owner.
“Six thousand liras,” the owner replied. “But we are ready to sell you this vase for four thousand. Just because it is you.
The polished composer paid the money and thought, "And yet it's not bad to be famous."
Where to send the vase?
at the National Hotel.
And who?

There will be nothing! No Facebook, no Instagram or Twitter. One full TV!

An offer to a younger girl: dragged to me, wine, music, movies

An offer to an older girl: driven to me, home quiet, nothing to cook, I have lightproof curtains and an orthopedic mattress. Plus a whole box of creams for all parts of the body, there is a bath foam and herbal tea. We go to bed at 10 o’clock, we turn off the alarms, the bed is very large, you can sleep at least two stars next door.

I worked as a guide, had to go with a group of foreigners from Moscow to Vladivostok. There was in that group a Canadian of French descent, a classy positive uncle aged 55. At a welcome dinner in Moscow after a couple of glasses, among other things, he said: "You, guides, like all Russians, smile little, I think, in such a long way in such a wonderful company we will fix it!“”

After a lot of rainy days on the road, somewhere closer to Baikal, I noticed that he was already ordering a foot of water for dinner at the restaurant to start and silently drinking. “I corrected it,” I thought.