Case at work. I work in a bank (as a representative I sit in a store). The previous client had 2 children, although there is no mark on the passport and there is no mark on the family status. Remembering him, I ask the next client (The guy is young-high-beautiful, standing eyes build)
I: Do you have children?
Client: If I have to do it!! to

Theme in the forum
Recently in our area became popular fireworks in large boxes, they are actively purchased, I became terribly wondering what they are cooking out of them? And what is it with?
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These are the guys for the cup "working of light bulbs" buy. And the fact that they look like this - so it's from fatigue and a lot of tension (from the fireworks of the palace to do terribly difficult)

xxx: "to worship a military ship"
Go to Google Translate
HH: It will sound
Tagged with: "square"
Look at the course in the middle :)

I spent a long time on one collective blog and until recently I was not interested in the rules, and then accidentally encountered them.

The first says:
andquot; 1 Don’t argue, we’re not in the kindergarten.

I decided to enjoy the cat today. Little, fucking, he had joy in life - poured into a cup of water, poured valerian there. Not only that this shit got drunk like a pig, but also broke the cup =(

Children's book of poems about machines:

"The wolf admitted: not disappointed
I’ve never been spotted".

And on the picture the wolf with a set of tools the engine is overtaking)))

From the Women’s Forum:
Do you watch porn with your loved one?
Is he playing porn with you?

Loneliness is when you are often left alone with your pets.
One-on-one with the peelings is not loneliness...It is happiness!!!! to
Depending on which side)
WOW: Well, for the peelmen, of course, it’s a grief...

10 years spent on an apartment in Moscow. I’ve gathered all the money and now I’m building a platinum palace on the moon. Moreover, the "Proton-m" and the rental of Baikonur cost me 1.6 square meters. of Moscow Khrushchev.

and in the morning. Fair marital sex. And in the best traditions of stealing ninjas - because a child can wake up with any wrong movement.
Suddenly there comes a loud sound.
Wife: I will find out who they are, I will do to them the same thing as you do to me.

I sit at work, I play in the basket, I don’t touch anyone. I turned the game and decided to work a little. The boss comes. Alt and Tab.
The epic fail.

Regina: the gift those on the DR invented - I am in new clothes!!! to

The region :)

Corabelle: great... I give you the same gift ))))))))), I am in new families

and xxx
I work as an engineer of a construction laboratory. ))) work is good, I do not lift anything heavier than the pen and from 8.00 to 17.00, the difference is huge compared to my previous place, well, and the salary of the norms.
YYYYY
You have finished the windscape!! Sometimes it becomes very scary when a veterinarian works as an engineer in the construction of a nuclear power plant!!! to
ZZZZ
Soon we'll be playing at Stalker in Real XD

The generation of gamers is growing.

Decided to scare his younger, lying on the bed (1.80 in height) and playing the phone, with a terrible voice said "good night" and shaken the bed. First the child played to some place (2 seconds), then put on a pause (1 seconds) made a frightened rose (1 seconds) and, apparently assessing the situation, exhausted.

I wonder, in 10 years, how quickly will children be frightened in such situations?

from the appendix " asked, saw, loved" VK:

What would you do to surprise a girl?
He says: I am fucking! With a wild goat, I will blow on the lighthouse and burn your cat with your ass! You won’t just be surprised – you’ll flatter!

Photo by Mickey Rourke. Iron Man, where Mickey sits with a bird on his shoulder.

1: It is a cacao
Who is on the shoulder?

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YYYYYYYYYYYYYY I have a neighbor, I have a cat. He opens the entrance door on the magnetic lock with his hand.
Yyy: Do you see him lazy behind the keys?
Yyy: And in the autumn the castle broke down and was turned off.
YYY: This miracle comes in the evening, slightly dated. He pulls out the door as usual.
YYY: and cracks her skull

OXOTHuK: We also have a bookie sometimes write this... there is a complete impression that people have walked through the school, learned to count on the calculator and enough.
Negoro: Oh, we had the bulb lights like bulb lights.

My father told me about a friend and his wife:

It was as heavy as Waldschneap.
How is Waldschneap with whom?
As with Waldschneap to Waldschneap.

News from RBC:
Japan: Burning the Russian flag is not a crime

Burning Japan is not a crime.