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[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №60913
 06.03.2012
From Twitter:
At first, you lose initiative and motivation, and then the mouth that grows on you begins to appear warm, homey and cozy.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60912
 06.03.2012
You have fired him. He killed a chicken carrying golden eggs.
I do not agree. Rather a lazy cat licking his eggs!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60911
 06.03.2012
LoTEDve: What is the general opinion about the Windows 8?
and
Drinking is working)
and
loTEDve: Speed of action/load time/usability?
and
Drunk_Jid: Trouble with coding, and so is the norm.. Everything is almost like seven, loading faster, the interface seems to render louder
and
Drunk_Jid: Added a lot of popping things at the corners
and
Drunk Judy: The first time I had to turn off the computer
and
Drunk: I googled
and
Drunk: How to do it at eight

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60910
 06.03.2012
The saleswoman in the neighboring store is a Jedi.
"You need a package" "You have 20 copies"
And a package was immediately needed and twenty copies were found.
O_O

[ + 45 - ] [5 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60909
 06.03.2012
The news tape:
In Tokyo, they are looking for a penguin who escaped from the zoo

The skipper?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60908
 06.03.2012
Commentary on What cats see in the mirror.

Often cats are directly related to mysticism, so I think she sees something mystical there.
See also TV3"

[ + 32 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60907
 06.03.2012
Looking at all this situation with the elections and rallies of the position-opposition today, I remembered how as a child I thought that May 9 in Germany everyone is ashamed.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №60906
 06.03.2012
XXX: I think I was wrong.
YYY: This is the Internet. Somebody is always wrong...

[ + 55 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60905
 06.03.2012
I went to the car today, decided to smoke, opened the window and in a second got to the fucking half a bowl of dirty water from the opposite car.

[ + 42 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60904
 06.03.2012
Shhas on the first channel showed Pugacheva in the navy.mama:"here is she, Seelar Moon in 50 years"

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60903
 06.03.2012
SMS from my sister:
– Rom, and you don’t know by chance, the contacts stored on the phone, in the battery, or in the phone itself?

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №60902
 06.03.2012
Our lawyer in tears, the bugs brought him a note, there is a lot of everything, but the most beautiful thing is here:
"... and finally tell the programmers what they would do to you. The graphs are such that no new ones are filled every time, but that you can choose, even if it is not there. and what would the program itself choose, when they need them, those you need there..."

I got a brain discharge, in my eyes there is no question.

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №60901
 06.03.2012
I often have the impression that all the topics about cars discussed in the forums, even those that discuss German and Italian supercars, end up with one thing - a shit, and the Volga factory should die.

[ + 19 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60900
 06.03.2012
The guy, who was sitting with a girl at the main bus station of Rostov on March 4 at 5 p.m. and brought her into indescribable enthusiasm, forced her to whisper relentlessly, in general, delighted in every way, hitting a bottle of mineral on his knee (why his leg scratched)..but with such an unhappy face that it is simply impossible not to ask: fuck you need all this??? to

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60899
 06.03.2012
Matich: Three men died during the election campaign in Moscow
eugene386: Prokhorov, Zyuganov and Zhirinovsky

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №60898
 06.03.2012
I: Well, how is your new vacuum cleaner in your car?
Fucking like a light!
I: In the sense?
It is not soaked!!( by

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №60897
 06.03.2012
xxx: and other words that do not incline - foemenko, anger, coffee, mother-in-law, protector.

Yyy: There is no salvation from this mother-in-law, anger is lacking.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60896
 06.03.2012
Ironically, the only country in the world that does not allow international observers to attend the elections is the United States of America.

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60895
 06.03.2012
Letter to the agent:

D is by 14:51) :
MaAam

I am (14:52) :
No money

D is by 14:52 :
and (

[ + 57 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60894
 06.03.2012
I went and bought a helicopter today. by Sam. to myself. Without a revenge. Be a man, buy a helicopter.

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