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[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №43812
 28.02.2011
"To tolerate me, you need to love me as you love me."
In order to love you, you must be seriously guilty before heaven.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43811
 28.02.2011
How is Language translated?
Yeshua is...

[ + 70 - ] Comment quote №43810
 28.02.2011
Emm, you are a pig.
XXX is Oh!
XXX: Did it affect you?
Yes, right in the fifth.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №43809
 28.02.2011
We will build our education system. Blackjack and prostitutes.

[ + 97 - ] Comment quote №43808
 28.02.2011
Angry when you carry tea and accidentally dropped on the floor, then there is a choice: leave everything as it is or wipe off your foot

[ + 111 - ] Comment quote №43807
 28.02.2011
xxx: So what can you know about the ridicule when I, with my name Kashkin, had a rabbit teacher at school?

[ + 64 - ] Comment quote №43806
 28.02.2011
From the comments to the news about the Sochi 2014 Talismans.

White Mouse is a big fan of expensive alcohol and big jeeps.
The rabbit is the wife of a beer lover and big jeeps - a pocket woman without age. He loves to paint and lie.
Tiger, oh, sorry, Barsik is the pumped young driver-guard of Mishka and the lover of the Rabbit.
Very vital characters.

[ + 85 - ] Comment quote №43805
 28.02.2011
I live in the best community in the world.
As that morning forgot the phone in the kitchen (normal one) - the evening found it in its entirety.
But this is a tablespoon for the night ><

[ + 60 - ] Comment quote №43804
 28.02.2011
The xxx:
You and your sister have a similar way of communicating.

The xxx:
Immediately start taking the hue.

[ + 102 - ] Comment quote №43803
 28.02.2011
Before going to work, he said to his wife, get clean, prepare lunch and you can go to my girlfriend in guests.I go back home and I see the picture - a mess, everything is scattered and the word hoodie is laid out.

[ + 65 - ] Comment quote №43802
 28.02.2011
You went to your mother...
I left my mother.

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43801
 28.02.2011
A month ago I was asked to do the course, topic:" State debt", what in Ukrainian:"State debt" respectively, when entering the word debt. I am constantly coming here.
The blue
I will never finish the job!! to

[ + 51 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43800
 28.02.2011
The highest degree of banning is not to fast on the bore of the bore, but to fast on the bore of the bore of the bore!!! But then they appear in the best. The day of shit, shit.

[ + 78 - ] Comment quote №43799
 28.02.2011
Alena: you can think from the fact that the calendar will be March, that will change
This is not the case, the sun is already warm.
Soon it will be warm.
So why about 30 in the evening?? to
You are so stupid)
Because there is no sun at night.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №43798
 28.02.2011
The Hindu (s) speaks to the boss (b) in a European firm:
B: Is it done?
Yes, but not yet.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43797
 28.02.2011
I am a fucker.
In the third and half of the night
Code: in the bucket
Under the virtual
Compilation of kernel
Code: in the bathroom
DIV177: Why is it you?
This is a fucking good question.

[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43796
 28.02.2011
The advertising of tea 'Tess' reflects the entire concept of the modern food industry:
Look at how delicious it is.
How beautiful it is!'

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43795
 28.02.2011
She wants to post her naked photos. He is her boyfriend)
She is:
Which owner!! to
He is:
It is not the owner.
This is the owner ?

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №43794
 28.02.2011
How beautiful in its paradox is the expression "yuzzy Russian language"...

[ + 78 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43793
 28.02.2011
A 16-year-old student from Sevastopol hid in the Kharkiv metro from the predicted apocalypse in 2012

Per it was too early...

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