And it was only when he left that I saw that my menstrual period had begun and that my jeans had wet up to my knees. I haven’t had a problem with it since then"

Up to the knees? Oh no, no flow of flow! Poor guy, would have been a few more hours and it would have sprinkled :)

Left home today. Before entering, instead of the usual peel of seeds, pieces of shell from walnuts were rolled. It became scary...

Rita: Sash, do you make adjustments to make it work for me?
K3 Assassin: Tajiks are climbing the buildings. I will configure. Hardly configured.

nickalex79
The results of the talisman election were falsified. In fact, the majority voted for Stalin.

Danielle
Okay, is the linux windscreen normal or dirty?

In the toilet on the window is painted a cat and next to it the inscription:"This cat hates you chicken!!Go and learn the terms!"

I don't want to talk about sex at all, or he's already becoming an old good friend I haven't seen in a long time.

WVV: for two weeks forgot to bring the students a verified DZ. She apologized and promised the next time. This morning the cat sat down on this pile of notebooks and carefully wrapped it, had to throw it all out. Is that what I will tell them now? Would you believe? They say they hit again...

ooo: There is a proven option that excludes any questions and misunderstandings - "all five".
My mother is a teacher, yes.

Money is really nothing until you have it.

I recently met an old friend. An older single man who is unable to find his ideal. Buying a wedding ring.
Are you getting married? I ask. How did you decide? Long time known?
Two days...
Looking at my confused eyes, he says:
You know, I met a girl. I invite her home tonight.
At twelve o’clock, drink a cup and read poetry. So she came with
by Tomik and Pushkin.

Did you tell me what the woman gave you on the 23rd?
and Nihira.
A useful gift.
It does not occupy the main place.

A young man found a calendar of critical days of the girl (table with dates, months and crosses on days x)
MC: Oh what is it?? to
I: Noah... Mysteriously smiling
I thought you were playing the lottery...
I am XDD

Status of the girl:
"Write me what you wash before you go."
The commentary:
"Ghbdtn"

She decided to embarrass her embarrassed, unread nephew (P) 15 years old, reasoning exclusively about her appearance, quoting the governor:

I am :
Wearing a happy face.
You don’t know what a shame is:
With such wide arms,
Such a narrow horizon.

P is :
In the broad sense? Am I fat?

A colleague looking at the cut:
Have you changed clothes?
No, the shirt is broken.

Who enters the house with a strong stick?
Who is March for everyone?
Not a scientist, not a poet.
He has a personal gun.
He is the most honest, he is the hero.
Tell me, who is he?

by Po! by Lee! This! The ski!
The police!

It has a new shape,
Now he is polite and skilled.
Yesterday, he was just a mint.
The Lord came in a moment.
He will be here on Tuesday.
Tell me how he’s called?

by Po! by Lee! This! The ski!
The police!

He is a simple guy,
But the law is different.
He will always come to help you.
He will not take a bribe,
He’s almost like Robin Hood.
Tell me how he’s called?

by Po! by Lee! This! The ski!
The police!
The police!

by JJ

Victor K.: Title of the ticket: "The server of opiates fell"
Victor K.: advanced technology – now the beetle is grown on the server

During the First World War, one surgeon was seriously wounded. Understanding that he had little chance of surviving, he vowed that if he did not die, he would serve God. and survived. He kept his oath to become a priest. During the Second World War he went to the partisans and, as the most literate, became the head of the headquarters of the partisan unit, but since there were wounded and sick, he had to remember his first profession. He saved many.
At a reception in the Kremlin in honor of distinguished partisans, he was presented to Stalin, who was told his story. Stalin asked what he would do after the war. He said he would return to his home. Stalin, apparently, wanted to turn him to medical activity, and he said, "Oh, what a surgeon we have lost in your face!" “And what pastor the church has lost in your face, Joseph Visaryonovich!” replied the pop surgeon-partisan.

Conversation with an obsessive girl:
XXX: Why don’t you answer me? Tell me something pleasant immediately!! to
Yyy: You are my personal type of hemorrhoids.

XXX: Where do you go with high school education?
YYY: In the army.