Some children are not enough to pour a glass of water, so they will drink what you pour for yourself.

From the news tape:
A resident of Ilansky will pay 1.4 million rubles for the sale of the pirate disc of the group "The Thieves"

Once again. A group glorifying the life of thieves turned to the bad menta that they were stolen.

The spokeswoman of the Gazprom cleaner Maria P. denied the rumors of the robbery.

Benefits of Domestic Animals:

When we lived in the N...stane, we were regularly asked in full seriousness: “Why do you need a turtle, a sea pig, an eagle?” You will eat them afterwards, right?"

**hch pulls a full 20-litre flag on the shoulder**

We are all going to die!!! to
ууу, kkk, zzz, mmm (chorom): WHY???! to
I took a bottle of chachi... ** put the " bottle" on the floor**

Just legal, but what, indeed, the police, when they come to calm someone, tell them the name and address of the applicant?! But this is the basis... clarify this question, or it got somewhat hurried.

But, by the way, why is almost the whole city going to work/home to the opposite end? Probably in the guests (or what’s there now?) something is prescribed, such as "It is not allowed to reside a citizen near his place of work"

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A good question. I think, because most people live in sleeping areas, and work in business or similar. In my sleeping area in the east, unfortunately, there is no university or research institute of my orientation, they are all accumulated in the south and southwest of Moscow. Here I ride.

XXX: if it is not displayed on the auto phone - is it that more like that?
YYY: XXX, this means that the advertiser does not sell, but boasts =)

I, as a taxi dermatologist, have long tried to get into the veterinary, motivating the slogan "the beast will look great at any outcome".

About a relatives-vegan, that he type calls parents who roast meat or fish with carnivores, runs, goes to the pool and plays computer games, and he has not had a single girlfriend in his whole life.
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To what extent a vegetarian, a girl is a meat.

Should – should not.

A debt is a contract. I took it, I promised it, I accepted it, I must. And if I owe somebody simply because someone expects it because of the "so-accepted", then it’s someone who’s going wrong.

Stash drove to the office on the ploter drawings to print from the report ( well there 2-3 meters of sheets (width of 0.84 )... so that the extra time not to mount when twisting - grabbed under the mouse 4 rope and went to the trolleybus ( to the office to drive)... in the head the thought: " break up plebey, the engineer goes ", I go to the trolleybus, and I go: " a man with wallpapers, for the trip we transfer ". This society is hopeless.

I understand, of course, that I am the only girl in the company who plays in the technique, and of the boys we only have a general whom to stress not a comilfo...
- by the ears in the toner to get from the printer chewed paper, because someone put the whole package in the cartridge at once
Clean the caffeine filters.
Change the lamps.
Repairing a runner-up
- to open with a knife and plates the defective cover on the bottle with water
Fighting routers, routers and other Internet operations
- to conduct investigations, finding out which curve algorithm of action generated this error on the notebook, smartphone, MPU
- to work as an additional interface between a person and Google, because Google is biting and asking him right away is scary
- fly on the scream "Ola Guard nothing works!" when the problem is fixed by the usual restart
- to cool with a strange sound and quiet "oy", guessing that "just broke"...

But the apotheosis was delightful: “Ola, here is a cockroach, kill him!”

All good and calm, I am going to hunt the unfortunate cockroach.

War is war, and during Lunch glamorous boutiques do not smell so elite.

It’s not a bad date for you ?

I was taken to the tomb of Hoya at 3 o'clock at night, at the cemetery, and there something moved in the bushes, I laid bricks on the 16th floor house, and it turned out to be a jewel)))
And, again, I called the MCH, go out and say, I go out... stands, fucking, he with a rose in his hand and a horse with a brick, gave me a rose, planted it in a brick and let us ride around the house.
Yup

Lena's acquaintance tells about a vegan relative that he calls parents who roast meat or fish with carnivores, runs, goes to the pool and plays computer games, and he has never had a girlfriend in his life.

silv_m> and he goes to the swimming pool big or small?

I remembered history. I visited my girlfriend for the first time. Here I have to say that, as I thought, she was very afraid of bugs (it turned out to be not, but that’s not the point). In general, at one moment I noticed a huge bug on the wall behind her back. Then a man awoke in me. With the words "Zay, don't turn around" I take off my buttocks and with all my strength scratch the poor insect. The girl begins to sneeze, and I don’t understand what’s going on. In short, this bug her father dried n years ago and hung on the wall for beauty :) This is how I am a defender :)))

Since childhood I have had the habit of watching. In connection with this strange hobby my parents gave me a binoculars for one of my Birthdays. I knew what people do at home. One grandfather dances every day at 5 p.m., one man can still not decide between two girls, he leads one, then the other. I personally prefer brunette, and in bed she is a fire. There is also a girl whom her cat attacks from time to time. But there is one apartment where the curtains always close exactly at 18:00. There is a guy in it. Yesterday he left them open and hung a poster on the window with a link. I went through the link, and there was a YouTube channel with videos, where he was shooting me out of the window when I was doing all kind of shit, like singing in a haircut and talking to a cat!

What do prostitutes do on your phone? Snow, Estelle and Agatha

They are not prostitutes, they are beauty salons.

From a letter to the designer:
Hello to you! Look at what I painted. is cool?
Wow, not to get off.
What are you doing?
I painted Everest.