The cat slept in his home, ridiculously stretching his legs out of it. Seeing this, as quietly and imperceptibly as possible, she grabbed the photocopy, turned it on, focused it and... JUST at the moment when her finger had already pressed the button, she pulled her legs to herself, hiding them from sight. How?? How did she find out??? >.<

X: Fuck, I have to be with her in an hour, and I haven’t bought a gift yet...what to do?
Will you be in Dota?
That’s why I respect you, my friend, so much for the fact that you will always help in a difficult moment.
YYY: Do you play or not?
XXX: Create the

I have a friend, after communicating with whom I perfectly understand people from technical support. The beat hour described in detail how to add a photo to one of the social networks, and this frame after all my explanations issued: "It's all good, but where to get the photo?"

Admin has two problems - stupid users and
The smart ones...

Googling will soon become more cool:

Because humanity is a virus. Yes, a global virus that kills all living things and even the planet. The virus cannot create, it can only kill.

Agent Smith, get in touch.

Tarasylka: only we can distinguish a drunk driver from a driver driving around the pit is virtually unrealistic...

Residents of two capitals:

Board stone is a stone that is laid for the separation of territories (e.g. road and sidewalk, or sidewalk and lawn). There are two types of board stone:
and border. The stone, placed in a level with the surrounding territory and not creating irregularities (most often on the border of the sidewalk and lawn), performs a decorative function.
by Porebrik. The stone, respectively, creates an irregularity (the boundary of the road and the sidewalk).

So is! More people will read this here than anywhere else.

aaa: How will there be in English "Cruel Horse"?
BBB: Hromaya Loshad...
ccc: The Hromaya Loshad...

XX: It just sounds somewhat ambiguous.
xx: "I am going to fuck, who do I bring?"

Our uncle's daughter was born, brother (B) tells about this to his girlfriend (P) (both graduate from school). There is dialogue:
B: I have a cousin born yesterday, Masha)))
A boy or a girl?

I recommend answering "Yes")

The question to the experts of zoopsychology, - well, and trolls, is:
Why, fucking, cat doesn’t go when at least one inner door is locked?! to

Did you receive such a compliment today, positive or not?
Solve the task. We discuss collectively, there don’t know what they invented, stechiometry, pressure taken into account, argue, reactions write, again argue, overwhelmed half of the knowledge from organics and all from engineering... The teacher sits in a stupor and says at the end - for the first time I meet such smart students, a task solved in two actions, two pages are scheduled.

I only lived with you for 10 years because of sex.
Wife: She has risen
Later, I realized that you are a good person.

moved to a new apartment. There are 45 studio apartments. Gives one man. Immediately started scanning for the presence of open files. I found. 1 the computer. The girl (judging by the wedding photos) and the printer. Added the printer... printed her at 2 o’clock at night:

"Good night to you!! to

P.S I am watching you!!! to
P.S to P.S With love, the printer=)"

Ruslan
If you have a team like this :)
Joey Jordison of Slipnot the sharpest drummer) in the Dragon Force two fastest electric guitarists) in addition to take the most technical bassist Fly from Red Hot Chili or from Metallica and the fastest keyboard again from the Dragons) imagine what a bomb will be;))))))

Marseille is
and ah. Solist to take a lover of speakers, and then in 40 minutes of the concert will be played 30 songs.

...Now, as you say, in general, I am a fucking friend, not a friendly fucking...

s s.

Today in the subway at the peak hour did not work one of the escalators.
A grandmother got up on the first step and stood for a long time.
XXX: It was passed by by a huge number of people, but it stood like a pillar, thinking it was going up.
XXX: I have never seen such unstoppability and invisibility of the obvious.

I lie with my husband, look at the melodrama and the mood of such a romantic embrace me... I will take his hand, kiss.
My hand smells so pleasant...
He (no matter): the ear, it is a flavored toilet paper...
Is this how you guys manage to ruin it all?and (

Something in the world has changed.
I stand in the "Close", next to a couple: A young man, very hipsterly outward and a girl, very Slavic appearance.
Look at the red headphones.
She after 5 seconds of hateful look: You hit me with your headphones, with your eggs and a gay stylist!!! We need to pay the mortgage. Looked at? All went home.

At 10 I dreamed of becoming an astronaut, at 15 a rock star, and at 20 a businessman. I’m 25 and I dream of becoming a pony.