A: What to drink tea?
A: with cognac or liquor?
B: mm
I drink tea with cookies.

Mystery from the children's magazine "Tramway" of the year 91.
What is a Dangerous Dictionary?
It contains the word “dynamite”.
I don’t understand: the prophets worked there?

Zoo shop "Tiger" - everything for your home hairdresser.

I came on a date... I took three roses, and she didn’t come. On the way home he decided to give roses to the two girls going to meet (and they will be pleasant, and their mood to raise)... in the end, they talked, met and went for a walk.
And here’s it, the awkward moment when you’re a guy going with two very beautiful girls and each of you has a rose =)

Q: What do you think of Urban?
It is coal)))
N: How is it?
Tagged: googling
A – A – A – A – A – A – A – A – A Or I’m going to google your coal.)

here here :

News "Swedish Sports Minister Lena Adelson Lileworth has announced that it is boycotting the Olympics in Sochi."

I’t go anywhere from Sweden either.

I would not go to Russia with such a name, too. ;D

xxx: We have some botanists on top...they have something on the window that grows, and a very bright light always burns over this "something". They were here at three in the night "Hands up" The chairs were moving, what was falling or somebody))) We were roasting that hemp had ripened (rofl)

Warning from the information security service: "If you were sent a link to download the song of Stas Mikhailov, do not open it, there is a link to download the song of Stas Mikhailov!"

I like the gnomic diet.
Drink beer and eat meat.
Or orca - drink vodka, eat pimples))

nzeemin: A friend who worked at the time in a small local provider told me.
Nzeemin: The outbreak, comes to place.
Nzeemin: The roof, teenagers smoke optical fiber.

From the world of fashion.
How to make a dress from a tie and two robes?
The coat is too much. Two ropes are enough.

The working principle of CD/DVD discs:
XXX is:
But how does he remember that information?
The disk consists of small memory cells.
Or what’s going on on the plate?

YYY :
Yes, almost like a recording.
Only the laser "burns" tracks
When the laser lights on this path.
by reflection he understands the information

XXX is:
How does he survive her?
Is there a fingerprint?
The image is reduced?? to
Or how?

Caroche, the disk is just smart and just remembered it all...
He just has a good memory, and the size of his memory depends on the inscription on it.

Filed to: "Freezer"

Robert Sander, an ordinary mechanic, lost consciousness on his birthday and woke up in the freezer. The appearing Russian bandits start accusing him of stealing $8 million. In order for Robert to give the money faster, the bandits begin to torture him with cold.

The commentary:

The Russians would not be tortured by the cold. For Russians, the cold is normal.

I have become exhausted today. I walked through the street and saw people coming in to meet me close their eyes and turn away, not wanting to look at me. Maybe because of the fact that I was a fool, or maybe because of the fact that the snow was going and a strong blow in my back.

Xh: decided to go here to the universe to the first couple
I go to the audience, there is no one.
XHHH: Only the prede in the corner with the book is sitting
thx: "Lectures read"

This is FIGN. In the Military College, lecturers tell themselves about lectures if no one came for a couple. In an empty audience.

X: How do we go home?

YY: It’s too early to talk about it.
The sun is still high

xx: the phrase working black sounds pretty convincing))

The main thing is tactical.

Iren: to the subject of Baptism
Iren: When we last saw Sergei Ivanovich, he was very cheerful and cheerful, and everyone boasted that he would go swim at night, and was incredibly and childishly happy because of this event.
The next day he went to the hospital.
Irene: for two weeks

Miscolin: Cho has the tea there with Pablo again
He called me today.
Mycology: Rust
Argentina: I'm thinking about divorce
Argentina: You know, this debboeb was looking for a job
Argentina: I once again listed him with suitable vacancies
Argentina: Including one of the offices where I work
Argentina: Well, they were wrong there, they wrote, they said, they need a man with flesh knowledge instead of flash
Argentina: Baian Baiansky, Pacha found a job vacancy earlier, decided to go for an interview
Argentina: Fool, you should have suspected something when he gathered there with a clever moustache
Argentina: And I still called there, I say, today my will come to you for an interview
Miscellaneously well
Argentina: What is it? When I was called from there and said, “Mariana, take your maniac out of here,” I wandered.
Argentina: He came there in a meat fork and with a teasco
Argentina: and an hour with a stealthy voice told about the subtleties of the work of a pathologist
Argentina: Knowledge of Flesh, Crazy
Argentina: Pudge of Heroes, Fucks
Argentina: They look at me with such pity now at work
Argentina: They think I’m married to a bulldozer

Nedotyopa: Whatever you say, the spirit is primary over matter.
Old Fellowship: Give it a point.
The definition of what is "spirit". I have seen 2 personally.
The subject of this word: one young man,
Always hungry and dreaming of Dembel.
stinking, bearded, armed and dreaming of you
to cut. Both are very material.

The worst guarantee is given by the guarantors of the Constitution.