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What a deadly day.
The sinner: No
The Sins: The Night
Angel: Ah...
The sinner: go under the table flash click on the computer (the front connectors do not fold)
sunrise, at first led the neck, then the wire fell on the top of the neck, partially without isolation, I was stunned by electricity, lying dergalso
get out of the table and the computer flash does not determine to bleat
Angel: Ah...

Nothing leads to rapid degradation like an excessive pursuit of perfection.

I try not to sit in the dark after midnight. But in life there is a flood of outstanding provisions. There was a girl who was deprived of a cell phone and I don’t know what else was there. I’ve never been a hero, I’m a sack again. But in such a situation, the man must still be a big shit to pass by, even if he convulsively taps the phone of our untouchable police away from the scene of the incident.

I decided to get into the pitch with a surprise. A surprise awaited me – they were three and not at all busty. Even my firm on eggs did not work - I managed to go missing, painfully lying down the wall.
Per it was fortunate, otherwise we would have hit the naphid at all. The rest of the fight I just jumped there in total darkness almost on one leg, like an additional rebellious babouin among the gamadrils, giving the girl a blow, it seems like it is still without a cell phone. Then I was specifically struck.
I got into the hospital wondering how many hundreds of recurring pain can be delivered day after day every passing fog.

At that moment my sister visited me. She was seriously fascinated by various teachings, how to treat life correctly, and quickly became a live advertisement of the compot that was being made in her head – she built up her waistline, became even worse and began to shine quietly from within with some very unobtrusive goodwill.

She never even tried to explain her teachings to me—it was like a five-year-old student who was trying to rub the theory of a bubble-turned universe. I replaced many hours of exercise, meditation and diets with running to work only to save time and not spend it on any kind of stuff. I was lucky in my life before that. In general, I was an extremely heavy audience for any preacher. But when my sister saw me in such a sad state, she felt pity and gave me a brief suggestion of just a pinch power – with an unexpected warmth she said everything she thought about it.

By the end of the day, I realized that the suggestion worked. I am now filled with gratitude to fate for not being stabbed in the past two decades. Especially in the nineties, when I was really alive as a miracle. And even these idiots began to arouse sympathy in me - in my body there are 742 bones, the spleen would die from envy, and after all, none were broken, except the nose - with such a number of p3duels it had to be wise or treat me very carefully. I even remembered that these Robin Hood fools, cleaning my pockets, immediately returned my insurance policy. I said to them at the time, “You’ve eaten it, and I’ll need it now.” All the doctors then, seeing the bloodshed as in horrors, treated me more carefully. And yet my gratitude to these hoppies remained somewhat tense – if I met any of them without a numerical overwhelming, I would answer without thinking.

But overall, the sister’s method worked. On the third day I felt such a tide of strength that I escaped the hospital – important papers were burning at work. The boss perceived my parish as a rebellion from the dead.
As it goes, the rumors about the injuries caused to me have gone through my life. He was pleasantly surprised that I would ever be able to go back to work, and especially that it was so late in a week, so as not to scare my colleagues. Thanks to my sister, I almost forgot about this stupid incident and only talked about the matter.
In response to the direct sympathetic question of the boss, I honestly listed the injuries received, of which only two broken bridges had financial significance. It was time to change them, but there was no money. Looking at my purple face, the boss easily signed the prize application for me personally, which he played off a week ago, and the application for my trip to a distant tropical country – this application was also previously hopelessly scorned. The time before the trip was just a month left to build bridges and break up with the blacks.

I looked astonished at the just signed completely non-passable papers and began to guess that I got into the right tone.
Margining with a swimming eye, I entered the story of the heavy share of my unit, which had not been raised for two years. As a result, three dozen people were charged a prize literally an hour before the closing of the calculation record – I’m not joking. In total, all these gifts drew about a million rubles more than the unfortunate fifty, pulled out of my breathless body three days before.
Nothing but a sincere gratitude I have felt for them since then.
I know they would take it as bullying.
But that’s their problem :)

Example: if the issue is put to popular discussion, it means that the decision on it has already been made.

No need to go to Turkey.

A: Why is it?

X: Drivers in Turkey are obliged by law to carry baggage bags for bodies according to the number of passengers of the car.

Taxi driver: Please go out. I don’t have a bag!

"To go all the way" is the best antidepressant!

If we put it very briefly, then, it turns out, the testing of any acoustics should start with playing on it for 100 hours of special audio discs with white noise. The records must be purchased from a small English company for £499 per copy. Copies of disks are not suitable: on them the noise becomes not white enough. This action is carried out to curl to the right of left-turned torsion fields and harmonize copper and nickel harmonics. After 100 hours, the cable must be carefully massaged in order to melt the silver atoms that have leaked from long lying present in all good cables. Anything that is cheaper than $100 should not be tested, but with disgust on the face to throw into the fork.

For two weeks I forgot to bring the students a verified DZ. She apologized and promised the next time. This morning the cat sat down on this pile of notebooks and carefully wrapped it, had to throw it all out. Is that what I will tell them now? Would you believe? They say they hit again...

Documents such as the modern educational standard should be printed immediately in rolls on soft paper with perforation, to facilitate use for the direct purpose.

xxx: I finally solved the problem of distributing dishwashing duties between me and my wife
“Every time a mountain of dishes accumulates here, somewhere in the world one kitten dies.
and smart)
yyy: Just watch not to appear nearby: "...and an upset wife doesn’t give her husband"))

In my eyes, a boy aged 9-12 was saved. The vendors in the video game store, refused to buy it WOW.

Department of Chelyabinsk.
The last losses:
Dress size is 42.
Alexandra before yesterday

This is how to live!

What about a person who has the button "Turn all windows" to be on the desktop?

DEADuška (17:26:57 24/02/2011)
fucking

Day of Moral Wrath...all the wall

Igarezhko (17:27:13 24/02/2011)
Or by Eugene?

Deadouška (17:27:16 24/02/2011)
On the local day of CEP, I will be here soon.

Igarezhko (17:27:23 24/02/2011)
They burn?

Deadushka (17:27:40 24/02/2011)
Aunt chooses the key, minutes 20, 2 times asked, "help?"

Deadushka (17:28:17 24/02/2011)
not grit, pat ticking the finger in one, and the question, TADAAAA-Is this a keyboard?, blea, I said that part of the bayana, offended the fox

I go to bed with my wife, I turn off the lights, I take off my pants, I put on a shirt, I lie in a shirt, the woman walked her foot on my one and said, “What if you didn’t take off your pants?”I lie down silently and think: Do I have such hairy legs?

XXX is
A man has a whole bag of his favorite books, two bags of food, a laptop and one and a half terabytes of anime. What else does a man need for complete happiness? Find a place to stay overnight! T_T

(This is the most boring lecture)

Do you have 10 minutes until the end of the couple?
Honest student: 25
Leah, you know too much.

M: You’re not me that you don’t understand half a word, sometimes you can’t catch up the second time!

J: And what do you mean by this?

"United Russia" has submitted to the Duma a bill on the introduction of a single time zone on the entire territory of Russia. and :)