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Sometimes I miss you... But then I remember all the shit that happened because of your fault and I think "Well, go you naked!"

bartezoo (16:16:21 2/03/2012)
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bartezoo (16:16:35 2/03/2012)
Do you remember saying that you have a fucking claw?

by Peter. In the arch of the house, located next to the Mariinsky Theatre, a careful inscription with a fat marker: "Tolerate!!! Toilet - in the Nicholas Garden, 200m", and a shooter.

This is the Day of Unity, this great day. The [...]
Tomorrow is the day of the annual election of the Benefactor. Tomorrow we are again
We will give the Benefactor the keys to the unshakable firmament of our happiness.
Of course, this is not like disorderly, unorganized elections.
ancient times, when - it is ridiculous to say - even the unknown was
Results of elections. The [...]
Is it necessary to say that here and here, as in everything, for none
There is no chance, there can be no surprise."
Evgeny Zamyatin, "We", 1920

Intuition is what is transmitted from the lower hemispheres to the upper through the spinal cord.

Another school meeting. This time in the 1st class. The mother of one boy in an aggressive form was outraged by the fact that teachers offended her son. The teacher of singing expelled from the lesson, made a note in the diary, and when the child wandering around the school in the school time was taken to the cabinet of the student and he told about what happened, he made a pretext and there. The man said, “Well, I just said the truth,” and he cried. When he was released for the next lesson, he went home, walking the rest of the school day. The prehistory is like that. At the singing class, the children taught a harmless children's song about the wedding of a hunter and a rabbit. At some point, the boy raised his hand, stood up and said, “How will they get coupled? Interstitial intersection is impossible. The rabbit and the deer have a different set of chromosomes..." The red-colored teacher made a record in the diary of bad behavior, called the sick and perverted, expelled from the class. He just said the truth. His parents, I know, live in our entrance. My father is a surgeon and my mother is also involved in medicine.

His had to explain in an accessible form the meaning of the sentences he heard, or else he would grumble somewhere in stupidity.

Yesterday, the Moscow ments unveiled a gay parade. Both sides spoke to each other with the same words.

Where is Igor? He promised me to pump the wheel!
2: Igor is like that, he doesn’t pump!
It is (
I wanted to encourage you...

Polina's daughter, 6 years old, roars on the phone to her mother (and at work)
My grandmother doesn’t help me.
Did you ask her?
D has requested!
A magical word?? to
I’ve been talking, but what I know doesn’t work!! to
M –? Which have you tried?? to
I know the currents of Abracadabra and Simsalbi.

Now four years have passed. We stay, and for Jirika!

A newspaper is a unique thing: and a rack, and a flying machine, and a fan, and toilet paper, and a hat, and even a umbrella.

Special programs on radio and television await Russians on election day

The first channel during the entire Sunday will introduce TV viewers to the progress of the vote, and closer to the evening will show the film "Moscow does not believe in tears".

It all happened when I moved away from my parents and moved to a private home.
And so it turned out that the garbage was ten meters from the house, I work every day, I go to work early... and the local dogs were constantly scattering the garbage under my house, I was as if unobtrusively giving the local alkas to 10, then 20 hryvnia that they would pick it up, gave about two weeks, until the work happened and I did not go out two hours earlier, and what I see...
These fools are dumping rubbish near my house... as if they’re already waiting...
And I dropped everything on the dogs.

v12ten: Yes, I woke up, and I can't sleep anymore, neighbors musicians, dubstep playing
Fee: O_O
v12ten: DJ perforator heard?
Fee :Aga :D
v12ten: Here it is...
with him kuvalda mc
Fee: Dj Perforator (feat. Kuvalda Mc) - HomeRelaxingNoise

I was looking for my size clothes yesterday but could not find it :(
Lower or bed?

XXX: It was a joke. I got phone calls from different companies. Each time this dialogue:
They say hello, you are called from the company "such". Tell about yourself.
I – what?
They - well you sent on the resume for the vacancy of Sisadmin. Tell about yourself.
I did not send a summary.
They are –???? Yes to?? So our HR department sent us your resume from the headhunter. Tell about yourself.
I am not looking for work. I even wrote in my resume that I am not looking for a job. It is hidden from me. How did you find me, fucking horned creatures?? to
I’m sorry, and goodbye.

I bought with my husband in Ikea "Scubb" wardrobe. Banal "Kin socks in the laundry" turned into "feed the suckub".

The cry of the soul:
I'll learn to swim faster than I'll leave a comment!! to
What kind of cancer do you have to hang on YouTube to answer?! to
Aahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah? to
- I already logged onto Google, then logged onto YouTube under some crazy nick, and then created my channel (what is it for me?!), and as a result when I clicked on "Respond" to me "You must add channels to subscriptions", added - "You lack channels in subscriptions to respond to this person";
- Should I cheat the signer on the Komsomol truth to answer him?! to

I crawl on the ice, my legs in scourge, my hands like a balancer.
You are like the Penguin Lo-Lo.
I am more like a cartoonist.