The eight-year-old son of my friends plays Go. If you don’t know, this is an ancient Chinese game. On it, as in chess, regularly organized tournaments with all attributes: places, grades, etc. Children are often rewarded, and they have been rewarded. Diploma for 2 places in the children's city competitions in Go.

And also the son of my acquaintances is studying in a good high school on Vasilyevsky Island. In this gymnasium there is a tradition - at the end of the academic year on the final line children are awarded for different merits with diplomas from the school. For this purpose, parents are asked to bring all their diplomas received outside of the school. in circles, sections, etc. Everyone is rewarded for the same from school. My friends also took my son’s diploma to school.

Then came the final call and the final ambulance. The father of the family comes home after work, and the son welcomes him with joyful cries: "Daddy, Daddy! I took second place in the city's civil defense competition! Please tell me what it is!”

Fund of material support for officials who failed to participate in corruption in preparation for the 2014 Olympics.

Once I went with my wife, I tell her about the work, how to carry out the plans, what we will live for, if I am overwhelmed, she sneezes like this, pretends to have thought about it and after a minute break asks the question:
Have you ever been electric?
Fuck...

From the correspondence in "Aske":
xxx:...I conduct 2 journals recording journals, in which 235 journals are registered under 938 inventory numbers.

And you are "a bag with bags, a bag with bags"...

Quote: "Tanya: Sitting in the car. The child asks, “Why don’t we go?” I say it’s cold outdoors, we’re heating the car. And then the child says: What is the ass?and "

I should have gotten a car!

There is reason to believe in human kindness.
I saw a young beautiful girl on a beautiful white pejo offering the people who were stuck at the bus stop to throw them ONLY THAT, FREE, because on the way. Minus 25, burning wind, transport collapse, Rostov-on-Don
Thank you dear girl!! A green street!

Kim Jong-un's aunt has fled from execution to Europe:
“I’m Charlie’s aunt from Brazil... no, no. I’m a Aunt Yun from Korea, where there’s a very, very wild Abyss in power!

xxx: familiar with cyberbullying, trolling and posting video beatings on Youtube, youth already knows a lot about privacy
xxx: first read as a cyberbullying
YYY: Is it on the internet and with the truck?
"Milok, give up iPhishnik, grandmother old, grandmother proxy is needed" =)))
xxx is
XXX: Take Grandma through the firewall

Well, you sometimes help people find books and movies, so I decided to ask.
In some old magazine there was a story about astronauts flying somewhere on a jump engine. They were lost, decided to constantly jump in one direction. Over time, all the stars disappeared, then they saw one, bright. began to move towards her. Then they saw that it was the huge size of a candle.
_____
Does anyone know the name of the story and the author?

If logic tells you that something is better not to do, but your intuition tells you that everything is okay, what will you do?
I will rely on logic.
xxx: and if you want to do that, you can get logic and trust "self"?
YYY: Sometimes I just feel like I can’t trust myself because I’m an interested person.
This is what schizophrenics think.

xxx: Oh god I switched the interface in Skype to Arabic
How to get it all back!!! to
Send a SMS to the number.)
zzz click on إعدادات
yyy: الله أكبر
YYY: Do not press
You will explode something.

From the article on the website of OREC (Rough Economists)
Loneliness can be considered a problem of women, above all, the elderly, emphasized the expert. The distribution of single people over the age of 65 looks like this: almost half (48.8%) - women, men - only 18.2%.

(Who are the remaining 33% of single elderly Russians, a mystery...)

A bag of python for 3 million The rub. They were kidnapped from a secular lion in one of the sleeping areas of Moscow. Question: How did she get into the bedroom?

Snake: I never understood people with iPhones
Snake: So if I had an iPhone instead of an Android phone, I might have stopped understanding people with Androids.
Alex:..I have a Nokia 3310 and it seems I will soon stop understanding most of humanity

to this:

My son was removed in September! From First Class! For the behavior!
I studied for only four days, I was called and told that they did not intend to tolerate this, he calls the teacher a fox and breaks the lessons.
The husband went to talk to the teacher. I met this cow with Yaga near school!He talked, and then promised me to explain to the child the difference between a fox and a bitch.
I barely answered, we agreed to buy a baby ice cream and go to a private school. I’m studying there now and it’s fine.

In general, the killing is the parents who have a child (if you can call it a child), a teacher (not to mention just an adult) at 7 years of age. With such stakes, it is there, your beast and place!

Bob Bob: Where did the snowmen go?
Bob Bob: I haven’t seen them since childhood.
Reiii: they mimicred in the pigeons
Reiii: or tea
Reiii: It is best to mimic in the duck.
Average behavior of citizens:
Look at it! The Snow!
Look at it! The Duck! Let us feed!
Tagged: Agree
Tatiana: There is snow, I have seen it
Rea is feeding?
by Tatiana: No
Reiii: wooooot

I take my 4 year old daughter from the kindergarten.

Do you know what toys are in the garden?
What is?
Just don’t laugh.
MM is OK.
Buttons on the computer.

and 😉

Comments to the news about the increase in Internet traffic by 4pda.
I spend 45 gigabytes a month.
YYY: The Aztec Trachun!

This is:
to this:
Hind: I remember going to school at 46.
Hind: because classes were cancelled only at -48
(Chuk originated from Siberia)
Classes are cancelled in the 5th snow. Yalta Crimea

I came from the Yakut village.
I remember coming to school, and it was closed because 54 classes were cancelled, I had to go home.

News: Yanukovych is sick - and is in hospital.
The commentary: Shirt! Have you heard Yanukovych’s last speech? Do not please me. Sho, is it the last?! to