At first I thought that her photos were studio, but then I realized that the white background was a plate... not even smoothed.

I bought a new phone today ?
YYY: What is it?
My monthly salary (
Is this a very expensive phone?
That’s a very low salary(((((((

Multiply 20 by 4 quickly.! to
I mean 83?! to
In fact, it is 80.
Oh yeah no, yes no. I just rounded.

Tsubaki: I’m not even in a mood for depression.

Telephone conversation between two friends:
How is it? what’s new?
-Hello!Yes, a friend told me that in 2 days suddenly marriage comes out; then a text message came, that the former has already married!and if you tell me now that you have a wedding in a week, I will shoot you!!!! to
No, I am all right!

23.02.11 by Kesha
What will we be friends about? We are acquainted?
23.02.11 by Serena
Let’s just be friends.)
23.02.11 by Kesha
Just so uninteresting. I need some meaning...
23.02.11 by Serena
And what sense? What is your opinion? ?
23.02.11 by Kesha
Common interests
23.02.11 by Serena
What are your interests if not a secret?
23.02.11 by Kesha
Trepanation of Bodies and Cannibalism
23.02.11 by Serena
Ooooohoohoohoohoohooh!!!! to
What is not of this?)
23.02.11 by Kesha
gay porn, is it okay?
23.02.11 by Serena
“Are you gay?”
23.02.11 by Kesha
What I eat doesn’t bother people?? to

That’s why I didn’t have normal cosmetics as a child.
YYY: Well, when you were a kid, you weren’t so ruined... Then it’s time for you to let go.
XXX: Agas with the slogan: Little Bled - My First Cosmetics

- Fuck, the internet is dumb, this billay, and what provider do you have?
Mozilla
You are a natural mosaic.

Doddy: The shave pen is over, I didn’t specifically buy it, I thought: on February 23, they’ll still give it.
The hell’s the pitchers... "Don’t just sing-e-e-ku!" – all over the internet...
12 gifts, even chess games! At least one shit is what needs to be...

I haven’t been in the innet for a long time. I did not enter.
Urapywka: start with small. Repeat after me, piss after me.
Tagged with: gsm
Tagged with: ollo
Tagged with: afk
Tagged with: omg
theoz: ahaha, rehabilitation, pl)

News mail, Mikhalkov told about his childhood:
I was late to school one day and explained to the teacher that we had Richter in our guests, who was so crawling at the piano all night that I couldn’t sleep.
stone: "interesting, but whom did Richter crack on the piano all night?"))))))

Wisdom is renouncing the unnecessary in the name of sufficient.

I told a story on the weekend. On the street of October between Kalinin and
Mukhina is a shine mounting (This is the city of Krasnoyarsk). It is held by an elderly uncle, and young boys work. Among other services, the wheels are pumped with nitrogen, or something like this.
The witness says: I sit and wait for the wheel to be repaired. Approaches to the Infinity montage with a lowered wheel, a glamorous kiso comes out of it. This is the wheel, we need to repair it. Guys properly remove the wheel repair and in the course of the case one asks what to pump the wheels?
KISS: What is there?
At this moment in the guy apparently woke up Petrosyan, and he says, "Well air with different tastes: peach, strawberries.
The whole pipe mount begins to chick, everyone is doing their own thing, but the ears are turned to the devache.
KISS: How much is it worth?
for 800 rubles. All the wheels.
Everyone who is present is barely restrained so as not to shake their voices.
Kiso well, I have a strawberry.
Sino-montage is dying, everyone is ripping, people are trying to contain, isn’t it?
The wheels are pumped with strawberries. Kiso, without the shadow of a smile, counts the money leaves. Everyone is crying.
Then again the eyewitness: and I should have gotten so that in a couple of days I am on the same installation.
The same infinite comes in, a solid man comes out of him, and asks:
Did you ride this car two days ago? The boys stumbled into the cracks.
Who made the wheel on this car two days ago?
They will be punished, but they must be acknowledged.
The master comes out and humbly so, guilty: Well my guys did...
So you pumped my wife’s wheels with strawberries?
The owner :? Well? It is...mmm.
Do you have a thousand rubles?
The owner: A????!!!! to
I have not slept for three days! Ryu, told all the boys they just rolled out.
Shannon is in tears again.
The curtain.

Growing up is when you buy juice instead of beer because it really tastes better.

XXX: Let's convince her to show your breasts
YYY: YYY will show
XXX: She is transmitting??? O_O
YYY: * rofl *

I never understood how girls sit in the bathroom for half an hour.
My 23 gave me a rubber frog with my family for a bath.
This ppc..40 minutes I bombed her shower gel and poured the foam )) and the family doesn't even drown =)

I’m not a drug addict at all, but I’ve lived on pellets for a whole month.

The xxx :
Pindos, we have the last package of paper left at work, and the money will bring the assembly only on the 2nd, in general, the guard.

YYY :
to protect!! Do you bring back the same paper from there to work???? to

The xxx :
I’m going to sell it for work.)

She decided to watch porn together for the first time.
After a bunch of porn has finally stopped on one video.
And against the backdrop of how they chew that breasty girl from behind, I hear a quiet-quiet whisper: “Bliein... what a beautiful hair she has...”

A friend gave me a navigator on the 23rd.Punkts on the map of the city placed 002 at her home 001 at the station.