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[ + 22 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60813
 03.03.2012
Sometimes it seems that you have to choose not who is more useful, but who steals less.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №60812
 03.03.2012
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YYY :D
xxx: I am experienced, was married, I have an apartment, a car, a good job
Choose with big tits.

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №60811
 03.03.2012
MaxF
Do you know I was surprised? Fuck, maybe I’m not the one... and you’ll stop respecting me... but I’m shorter than that... shortly yesterday for the money bought antivirus (((

Myxa
Contact removed itself

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №60810
 03.03.2012
XXX The People! Do you know what to celebrate on March 8?? to
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[ + 52 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60809
 02.03.2012
All people who don’t sleep will become cats in the next lifetime.
c) Bershia

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №60808
 02.03.2012
XXX: You are so cute today
YYY: Because today started a few seconds ago and I haven’t had time to do anything yet?

[ + 39 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60807
 02.03.2012
I don’t understand you are mosque. My daughter (10 years old) requested a helicopter for March 8.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60806
 02.03.2012
Yujinka •> my grandfather once also from the refrigerator a frozen piece of something thrown into the soup, thought meat... it turned out... yeast.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №60805
 02.03.2012
I never get tired of complaining.

Over the elevator a week ago someone hung an advertisement of the contents of a la "I sell a cabinet for 2,000 wooden".

Yesterday someone signed a pen on it "take it for 1500".

Today, I wrote "take it" below.

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60804
 02.03.2012
I don’t want to go to them, I think they’re a bit weird.
Once in the winter, they cut off the car tyre, called it a slope and ran on it from the hill!

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60803
 02.03.2012
Do you like Jeanne Friske?
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY She has constant snacks and weight in her stomach! Do you need it with such cushions?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №60802
 02.03.2012
What? Are you attacked by Termites? They soon learned that you’re crawling in bed!

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60801
 02.03.2012
I am bored – I want to walk!
I too :D
Q: Let’s go today? and :-)
M: We are not accepted to meet without photos in Ural :P
Q: Do you see poorly? and O :)
M: We have this kind of ecology in Ural. :D

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №60800
 02.03.2012
Yur4uk: What is the difference between a bot and a nube? A bot is a computer program that replaces the player’s activity, and a nube is one that would be better for a bot!

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №60799
 02.03.2012
If you think that the female penguins are graceful and beautiful, and the morji are also nothing, although they are too drunk, then you have spent a couple of years in Antarctica.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60798
 02.03.2012
Davecia was driving in the electric car and another aunt-trader came in. She began her promotion with the words: "Nanotechnology has finally allowed you to cross the pot with the cane!"
I didn’t know what she was selling. =)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60797
 02.03.2012
XXX: Norm, I drink beer
Yyy: The last time I saw you here, you drank beer.
I didn’t drink anymore.
You come just when I drink.
You may be white?

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №60796
 02.03.2012
I have to prepare breakfast towels. The answer to my silent question is: the egg should look and rejoice! It will be delicious...

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №60795
 02.03.2012
The first sex.
She (in a very serious tone): Hello Mr. Maxim! Glad to finally meet you! I am sure we will be good friends. After all, even when Maxim was offended by something, and did not want to talk, YOU was always happy with my presence, and did not be ashamed to demonstrate it.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №60794
 02.03.2012
The acquaintance one taught in the school English, was a timer, she had a beautiful - convenient for her - schedule.
Once well smoked on the change of non-smoking, she went to sit in an empty classroom, waiting for the window. There is no good mood at all.
Then suddenly comes the mother of one of the eleven-class students.
Strictly, strictly, unstoppably asks from the threshold:
You have been teaching here for three months, how do you think my boy has potency?

Complainably shrinking, clamping my nose with a cloth, with the words "sorry, a cold is strong, I for a moment" the girl just flew out of the class.

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