HGH: Piz %z today interview was over
WOW: Is it so?
xxx: to the last question "Dangerous habits are there? smoking?" replied, and that is what?! to
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Do you have a car?
– not
And the apartment?
Neither is
A salary of 5,000 U.S. dollars.? to
No is
Why do I need you so much? Revealed!

And so always, all the girls leave me. Who needs me so much. on a 73 year old castle harley, with a country house and its own factory...

Ingvar
In the Netherlands, it is forbidden to play chess during sex.

Helen is
Are you serious??? I do not want to go to the Netherlands.

Ingvar
I also think

Ingvar
How this

Ingvar
Sex and No Chess

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E2 and E4

Ingvar
E4 and E2

Ingvar
E2 and E4

Ingvar
E4 and E2

Ingvar
Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess Chess

Ingvar
I am all...

I understood the cartridge. Thank God he was in black pants. Because the picture was the following: Vadim, do you have any new black pants? I say "No, not new at all!" "But they are so bright black" answer me. I tell them they are not new, I washed them with a cartridge of Laska magic black :)

[Elle]: I read this article about how a girl got pregnant through underwear. She is a virgin)))
Oh, must be, Virgin Mary, no other!
[Elle]: ah) I imagine a sperm, hiding in the cowards, jumped to her and broke through the straw, then found the egg and fertilized it alone. is terrible.
It’s not a sperm, it’s some sort of Rambo, seriously.

The sister today burned - we are waiting for the subject of connecting her laptop to the LCD TV:
You should have a HDMI connector on your laptop.
Brother, there are more entrances and exits in it than there are in me, so come in and see yourself.
It is :)

from news
Later, the head of the GUVD of Moscow Vladimir Kolokoltsev was forced to refute the rumor about the appearance on Russian roads of police inspectors of road regulation (abbreviated PIDR). This question was asked by his subordinates, concerned about the dissemination of this information on the Internet.
The Fighter Fucks

In the communion...

He: Girl, girl, please tell me, finally, what is your name?! to
She is: No.
He: But why not again?
She: Yes, because everything is too simple.
He said: What a simple thing! Six months have passed!

Anj: Behind my window the gastarbayters are cleaning the snow. At the same time, they are actively carved with thorns and blades on asphalt. It sounds one-on-one like a second warcraft, when the peasants extract gold in the mine.

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Dear American Bourgeois!
Let me send you in the ass for free!
A Russian student for his scholarship does not eat shrimp in ananas sauce, and what he eats, you did not see in nightmares.
In anger, a Russian student.

The Funny Things of the Internet
Do you remember watching photos from Silliger in the summer?
xxx: there was a bunch of stones about politics, and I wrote just that a girl from the sixth photo I would blow
I just learned two weeks ago that she lives in our town.
We are getting married in the summer and we will have a baby in November.

Trailer for Transformers 3:
Something his girlfriend suddenly stopped being beautiful. It’s been over."

I lied as a child that there is not only that video that is 18+, but also 36+, assuring everyone that there is just something unimaginably horrible.

(from the note of admin)
...in the toilet noticed a tampon envelope...it needs to be vigilant...

... and the birds will fall from the sky, and the rivers will be filled with blood, and the fasting plank will change, and the charge of the electron will become 13/3 and the lines of algorithms will be performed in various ways.

Lorry
I gave up my rights!

Absinthe
by Carmageddon Foreva.

What will the person who will be told "Don’t press this button", "Don’t run this file", "Don’t lick it in the frost" will do?
People do the opposite.)
This is unexplained, but we have all tested it on our own experience.
In this light, the Ten Commandments are quite interesting.
"Do not kill", "Do not steal" and so on.
Practically a guide to action in the modern world...
This is how it goes - "steal, kill, fucking goose"...

You took...

xxx: No, of course, he was wonderful, smart and beautiful. The only problem is I am wet in front of him, in one towel, and he enthusiastically tells me about compiling the core.

A listening dialogue. Chief (H) and admin (A)
N – What else is this?
A – the complaint
What else is the complaint?
It is ordinary))
She is on my mother’s side (!!!)
Because you’ve taken me a lot.)

24 February :

Do you think your wife gave you a gift?
YYYYYYYYYYY
XXX is a useful gift
The main place does not occupy.