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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №93212
 29.01.2014
The Sister: The Sadness. The contract belt. There is something wrong with the engine.
Money is sad too.
Which is... ((
Car service: what kind of car?
Tagged with: logan 1.6
Pasha_autoservice: if the valve is bended, the
Car Service: By the way
Car service: the leap of years? and married? Is there a guy? The breast size? Strongly?
Mermaid: Is that about it?
I guess you can guess ?

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №93211
 29.01.2014
No need to understand me. I have to get rid of me!

[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №93210
 29.01.2014
I'm sitting in a timble, I don't touch anyone and here seven schoolchildren break into the channel, let me mother, say something.

Then such a whispering voice "pasana, at the level of admin, fall!"

I have never seen such a sharp and massive outcome from the channel.
I'm sitting in the bath, I'm reading XD

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №93209
 29.01.2014
Do you measure all degrees? Better to feed the birds.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №93208
 29.01.2014
An order letter is sent from Germany to Ukraine.

A: Local mail (DHL) says that delivery time is X+n, where X is known by the fox and n is a random number.

D is norm. This suits. They are in our units of time.


[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №93207
 29.01.2014
I ticked the telecast. What a movie.There are two places in the forest.The fire is smoking. One is inclined like this, and with a smart look - and the fire is still warm!!! to

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93206
 29.01.2014
I wandered through the forest in the summer in search of the riches of our immense.I found three nonexistent, not empty launch mines. In this regard, two questions:
Which of these 25% is mine?
If everything is not mine, can I deliver it to the owners?

When the snow goes down, I will go back. The rich Russian land.

[ + 36 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93205
 29.01.2014
My wife has PMS. He walks with universal sorrow on his face. I ask what happened. He says I need a shopping therapy. I breathed, well I think okay, I say: take the ass (20 thousand) and go. My wife replies, I will not forgive myself for spending so much money. Okay, how much do I need?
It is 2000 rubles.
I am so happy: so little. Then I will take you out of the card.
And then the female begins to cry, I'm not sure what happened? And she whispers and says, “This is what I wept, I should have asked for more.
Moscow is turned off.

[ + 21 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93204
 29.01.2014
XX: I have just realized a new level of hopelessness. I was fucked by a static anti-static balloon

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №93203
 29.01.2014
Review of the film "Ostieland"(A girl who spends all her savings on a trip to England and meets a man of her fantasies there) on one of the trackers:
Removed after 10 minutes of viewing.
Removed after 5 minutes of viewing.
Removed immediately after the race.
4 - did not download, decided to read the first novel "Pride and Prejudice", began to buy a ticket to London.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №93202
 29.01.2014
Gurk: The boss has come to us right now and it’s awful – well, there’s still a bug with the 4th iPhone old?! to
and then so quietly: yes-a-go charging

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №93201
 29.01.2014
Very early morning.
The husband "partially stood up", climbed to embrace. I, cuddling in the blanket, beat myself off with the words: "sleep-sleep-sleep..."
Husband: - Well, I understand, you love Sleep and Sleep loves you, but you can't be so, in the open, trick me with him right in our bed!

[ + 19 - ] Comment quote №93200
 29.01.2014
-30 in Moscow is much more unpleasant than -50 in Siberia.
Especially for the mosquitoes.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93199
 29.01.2014
On the post girl 'I want chamomile and butterflies in the belly' to answer ''go eat seeds and goose' will be cruel, yeah?

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №93198
 29.01.2014
A colleague writes:
The boss has just returned. Ride and Matter. He was travelling to meet the specialist in the metro "Shenna Square". And here he comes out of his "merino" in a expensive coat and smoking. "I take two steps to the subway, and I....! With a smile "Lease to pay"! I am so,...! No one has offended me for a hundred years.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №93197
 29.01.2014
The Advisor:
The Suffering:
Yakutia, Tajmir and the others with them. Give us your -45, and we take the hats.
The suffering peters.
– – – – –
Do you think we don’t have them? Only they are humble, the taiga is large, the rivers are deep. The hunters are full of guns.
Solve your problem yourself. As I suggested you. You also have a river there, and places are deaf.
— — —
Yes, we, shit, the sheriffs of Nihua are not so understanding.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93196
 29.01.2014
How to get the old German? I was already desperate! I have already marched, and I have painted a moustache, and I have called it schweine! Have you forgotten your cloth and cloth? Tell me, people are good! I like the Volkswagen Jetta.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93195
 29.01.2014
Letter from the employer:

Today, tomorrow has passed, and mistakes are still there.
We cannot control the workings of objects.
And we are 8===> ()0()
Our place is nowhere else.

[ + 20 - ] Comment quote №93194
 29.01.2014
zhezho: The admin-paranoid, leaving the comp, remembers where he left the mouse cursor.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №93193
 29.01.2014
Have you had ananas? Is there a hurm now?! to

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