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It’s hard, almost impossible, to notice the moment when the sun finally rises, the flower rises, and when you stop smiling from a new monitor every dust and leave drops of fat and fingers dry in dust.

A good start to the day is when you wake up in the afternoon :)

XXX: Yes, she herself is still nothing, but here her husband is a sucking demon!
YYY: Oh...
Oh oh, the letter is too much.
Okay, that’s even more interesting =)

I really wanted chocolate, I watched my dad go to the store.
I:Father, buy me "Alanka"
No, I will not go to Leningrad.

I got the red agenda.
I’ll be arrested if I don’t come.)
Tell me I am gay.
I don’t think you’re gay XD

If the wonders of the falling stars were really fulfilled, at least in a small portion of men, Angelina Jolie's sexual life would be exceptionally varied and planned for many years ahead of old age.

Wherever my pineapple is, it will eat you.
YYY: I will only speak in the presence of my avocado
ZZZ: Unquestionable threats against you.

In the chat:
Robot: Hello to everyone!
The naive girl: Hi Robot! I wanted to have sex with a robot. Can you throw a couple of sticks? and ;)
I am a spam robot. I can put a couple of references.

At what time are you going to get married?
yyy:  Not earlier than 25 years old.
XXX: How old are you?
YYY: I am 20.
I will always be 20!

X: Please, please, I have to work hard.
HHH: I will even help you!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
The frog?

russian_o@lj: It will still be very expensive to grow meat in the provider. More promising looks like a brainless cube of fast-growing beef with a toothed cradle in the middle and the digestive system. Belyaev, by the way, has something similar in one story.

zloradskij@lj: I saw such on television recently, they even sat a few in a row... it seems an interview in some ministry.

He has grass at home for ten years.
to smoke?
to sit!! to

I’m afraid of some Peter’s people.
WOW: What is it?
I’m going to the subway today. Driving 40 minutes, I got the iPad, I sit, the urine of zombies.
XHH: Someone is sleeping on my right (who can't understand - hands in gloves, the face with a cap is closed).
XHH: I can’t get through one mission, I can’t get through it, and they’re all killing. Here this body rolls, pulls out the headphones and slightly turns toward me. I still cannot see the faces.
See also 5 minutes. Then remove the cap.
You take a machine or a sniper. Long-distance drilling is inefficient"
Wow, that’s fucking obvious.
I turn around, and there a 18-year-old girl looks at me.
Q&A: What are you looking for? You would still run in Left Fo Grandpa with a knife". Then he stands up and goes out.
I’m afraid of Peter’s girls.

Supreme: In the left hand Dostoevsky, in the right cup of coffee?
Pavel: (respectfully) I have heard that everyone calls him differently. As for Dostoevsky...

Do you want to anger an unbelieving vegetarian? Cross him with the sausage.

You are removed from the trolling room for inappropriate behavior

Post in JJ:
Recently, wrapped up, I caught myself about going to wash dishes with sunflower oil.
of the answers:
Oh yeah, so I stopped buying yellow dishwasher fluid after burning potatoes on it.

Wow: Somewhere in the JJ recently read how the girl put on headphones, rolled music and dusted the apartment with the vacuum cleaner turned off :)

Oh the time! Oh the morale! Now a guy can hit a girl if he just writes a message without spelling and punctuation errors.

A project for a secret factory in Russia.
Asked the customer for a plant plan, the customer broke for a long time, and then issued:
You understand, we have a secret factory, we cannot give you the drawings, but you can look at Google maps by quality they are even better than the secret maps available with us.

Conscience cannot be of the female kind, because it is always silent.