See also Bing Bang Theory. The scene where Volovitz’s mother screams: “Why do you have such sex that you need a smoking?” What is a smoking?

I drive in the electric car, shorten the time, walk the internet with the latest Nokia. I am happy with myself and peace. A boy is sitting in front of him and has been talking on the phone for a long time. Taki decided to raise his eyes...He talks to 3310! This is the Nokia 3310!!! And he looks at me so high, but I really barely dared to ask him to let me hold her in my hands. So at one point you understand the superiority of collection publications over modern gadgets (((

In the news:
Tessak, who arrived from Cuba, was detained in Moscow.
I don’t know, how do I get rid of it...?! to

Screenshots in Word

I’m more shocked by people who do more tables in word. But when the contractor sent me a table in a word drawn in lines, and the content of the cells in them adjusted with gaps and transfers, then I was just Oh...

Discussion of a friend who wants everything and immediately, without putting any effort into it, but engaged in the search for a sponsor

How to communicate with fish in the river
who wants to become the ruler of the sea, and instead of merely sailing further than her strap, she is looking for a thicker worm that will now be caught and taken where it needs to be.
But she doesn’t realize that instead of the sea, they’ll just bite her.

How cool and ambiguous it was.

Are these really fire ants? It looks like a piece of shit.
Yyy: When I was born, my parents said the same to the midwife.
XX: Why did they not get rid of you?
Yyy: Unlike the ants, I’ve gotten out in time.

xxx: in general, I want my car portal with bl-om and sh-om
Yyy: with whiteheads and helmets?

xxx: I just thought to try to polish myself - there are three primitives and that's all. And how you discover Max - the feeling of sitting in a Soviet secret tank - a bunch of buttons with the names of NURBS, SPLN PRC CHYCH PYH, and theirir is not understood.

News from Peter:
Errors and miscalculations in the program. Repairs of houses Deputies of the Assembly explain the craziness of the computer.
to warm! Pentium is pulling money out of the budget!

From the article: Now the owner of this strange house in the village everyone knows. If you ask where the inventor lives, even dogs begin to lick in the right direction.

In the USSR there was no sex".

It really wasn’t. I remember, I was nine years old!

@malivnik
Condoms do not like those who did not want to wear a hat as a child.

I finally understood why I don’t like phones! I hear their voices!

News on the website:
10:59 Brzezinski warned Russia against supporting repression in Ukraine.
Russia warns Brzezinski of Russian warnings.

Derflinger

The fucking.

On the second channel, the news speaker is in horror - transgenic products will begin to grow on our fields, but how safe are they?! to

Pizzas are dangerous! I would take a huge transgenic trousers and hit it to death. Fuck to fuck.

The Pharmacy. I buy vitamin C. I ask: do you have a dose of 0.5 g? A cute girl answers, turning her eyes: No, we only have 500 mg)

X: MEPs consider banning Wi-Fi
Y: Pediki. totally fucked up
Y: if you want to blow up the nuclear power plant, send a short SMS with the word WEEK to the number 4242

I have 111. I like to wear golden chains over sweaters. And the gold bracelets. There is an enormous shade on the finger. My grandmother is a photographer.
I also love the long coats, expensive costumes and the sweater that my mom tied to me.
Do you have golden teeth? Otherwise it is all meaningless.

We discuss with the family the question, checked on the replies of mail ru: "If a man every day first writes to me on Skype 'Hello', but does not take any action toward convergence, what does it mean???". Reaction of the family:
My daughter is 7 years old "So he fell in love!!and "
My son is 10 years old and doesn’t mean anything. I say goodbye to everyone at school every day.
Tagged with: "Out"

xxx: but I, by the way, at the time of spiritual searches was in one Orthodox village. They went to church and gathered at home for prayer.
Once after prayer went to drink tea with plushes. We sit down and talk, and one fearful boy declares:
Let’s drink tea and go to the market!