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[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №60733
 29.02.2012
18:05 You are well. You can go home. A half hour ago I received a letter from the general, saying he would call in 10 minutes.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60732
 29.02.2012
Transmission of the "fashioned sentence". Madame made her thirteen-size breasts to please Kirkorov. Commentary from the distant room: Would you fuck up the job in the hat!

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №60731
 29.02.2012
You called something very obvious and you were called a cap, it turns out, the one who called you a cap is also a cap.
yyy: Captain Recursivity

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №60730
 29.02.2012
Fossi: I wanted to wrap the unwrapped boxing bandage and remove it in the closet. I took it in my hands, thought about something... when I came to myself - the bandage was already completely on my hand, everything as it should be, even the lipstick is stuck))

[ + 57 - ] Comment quote №60729
 29.02.2012
My father was successful with many girls, but brought home the best.
How cute you are about your mom :)
XXX: What about Mom? She almost killed her father when she returned from work.

[ + 31 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60728
 29.02.2012
by Kiro:
I read the schedule of broadcasts of friendly football matches: "28th Bosnia and Herzegovina and Brazil..."
Would they all three play?

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60727
 29.02.2012
With Habr, discussions of professions in which alternative civil service can be undertaken:
X: I very much liked in the list of professions "elenevod"
“The Artist of the Doll Theatre” is also very good.
z: A technical support specialist can pass under both professions.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №60726
 28.02.2012
Very soon you will be able to epatize the audience just by appearing on stage in decent clothes.

[ + 43 - ] Comment quote №60725
 28.02.2012
Koresh went to live in warm countries, to Cambodia. He writes to me today:

Shepherd (11:21:49 28/02/2012)
A man bought a car for 600 backs ruined
I drove and changed a bag of grass.
The bag fucking.
I (11:22:34 28/02/2012)
Boogogogoa
How to Fuck?
Shepherd (11:23:10 28/02/2012)
He hanged a banana palm so no one could find it.

I forgot where I hanged it.

[ + 87 - ] Comment quote №60724
 28.02.2012
Let’s have sex!
My head hurts, my moons are about to begin.
Spy, I’m talking on the phone.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60723
 28.02.2012
The cold is fun.
Konstantin: Almost sent a letter with the signature "Friendly, Konstantin" instead of "Friendly"
A4questions: Do you enjoy writing letters?
A4questions: be honest with the address!)
Konstantin: To be honest, most of the letters would have ended like this:
With disgust and the worst curse,
Constantine is
Burn in hell, dog son!
Somebody wrote Constantine.

[ + 30 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60722
 28.02.2012
Comparison of Russian and American Soldiers' Lunch

We don’t have any orange (((
XHH: But you could get supplements for ebola. You want to jump...

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №60721
 28.02.2012
While buying on a ten-year-old car, she suddenly became fifteen years old... :(

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №60720
 28.02.2012
Who is your boyfriend, a cowboy or a cowboy?
He is a goat and a cat.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60719
 28.02.2012
I have a shampoo that smells like milk gum. I remember and remember my childhood. I don’t know which gum is a turbo or a lava.
What is drawn on the label?
Tagged: goat
So that is LAW IS. Love of evil.

andr

[ + 55 - ] Comment quote №60718
 28.02.2012
About the elections.
Promise of the local acting deputies in case of re-election (literally):

1st To continue the work on further implementation of effective methods for implementing the basic principles and powers in the work of local self-government bodies.

As I said, I did not work and will not.

[ + 49 - ] Comment quote №60717
 28.02.2012
by Aviaspec:
I remember the time... You go to the secretary girls, you burn in their monitors - they disassemble the puddle, they don’t get the fuck.
And with such a silent whisper, with a sparkle of eyes, you say:
- Girls, you want to tell the chat code - you type and the cushion is disassembled itself...
AAAA to!! I want!! to
Alt and F4!
And they recruited ?
Truth then had to quickly run into the workplace, turning away from flying steplers, hole and other office and office labs)))

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №60716
 28.02.2012
Advertising in contact and comments to it
Buying a 4*12 guitar cabinet. I have a 87th guitar.
I will buy an electronic shot. I sell my liver.
I will sell my homeland. Change to the European version.
Fender Jazz Bass 196x. I sell Michael’s.
Kirill: I’ll buy a gypsum flay you. I will sell the remaining parts of Michael, without his kidneys and liver, he still has cranes.
Mikhail: Herase on the turnich went... already on the spare parts disassembled)))

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60715
 28.02.2012
Is it better to buy equipment? A lot of money remains.
You will have a lot of shit and a lot of money.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №60714
 28.02.2012
What should I cook for dinner???? to
Prepare something easy.
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