NASA estimates Ural explosion of a meteorite at 300-500 kilotons
In Chelyabinsk, the glass broke out, and in Hiroshima with 18 kilotons, the whole city was in ruins.
If the dinosaurs passed the school of life in Chelyabinsk.

Please tell me where to find the dragon.
Yyy: On the Comod Islands.
xxx and flying
YYY: So let’s go. Creatively approach the question.

Chellanger, Chernobyl, Chelyabinsk... In Cheboksaary with no foot!

Andrei Bogachev: Fuck a guy calls me today on Skype a friend from Chelyabinsk and says that a new Persian in the dote was added - that is, they really fuck them on a meteorite)
Koza77774: NEW PERS IN DOT! O_O

Article in Computer about the fall of a meteorite:
It seems that the drivers, in front of the eyes and cameras of which the meteorite passed, were driving almost one after the other on the same track, that is, there is almost every second car with a video recorder.
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If aliens ever landed on Earth, it would be good for them to do so in Russia. Thanks to our harsh drivers, it will be impossible to hide this fact from the people.

C Huber

Stdit, February 16, 2013 at 06:44#↑
Have you ever thought about how transformers work? and :)

+26 vvzvlad, February 16, 2013 at 09:01#↵↑
They are fucking.

+5 LuckyStarr, February 16, 2013 at 15:10 (comment has been modified)#↵↑
They get 380, give 220 to the rest.

+1 mayorovp, February 16, 2013 at 15:28#↑
How do the elevating transformers work?

+9 kilka,16 February 2013 at 16:36#↵↑
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There are so many jokes about the harsh Chelyabinsk walking around Russia, there is only one question - how?! How did the meteorites fall there? Not anywhere, just there.

xxx: My favorite type is small shitty brunettes. I and my husband are similar to Tony Stark, just as eye-catching, tongue-like and bitter.
YYY: In the costume, by chance, does not write?

For the day: American stones on the crashing meteorite:
“What fucking thing in Russia all the cameras in the cars, this is the law of some kind?”, “Why so many videos from Russia from cars?”, “Why everything that is protected always happens in Russia?”
“The Russians recorded the fall of a meteorite from how many angles, and the Americans don’t have a record of how a dirty plane falls on the Pentagon?”?”

And another, from another forum – Russians even know where meteorites fall. Filmed from different points. They have surpassed us by a few decades.

American footballer Robbie Rogers ended his career immediately after admitting that he is gay:

Football is a game for everyone. He has a good chance of finding himself in court.

and XXX:

We downloaded a package of materials for the Hobbit - well there, trailers, interviews, - we watch an interview with Blanchet-Galadriel. When asked about her pearl, she inspired (with the voice of a Russian translator) says:

It was the hair of a Russian virgin.

OMOGOMG, we thought, and listened to the original answer.

- It was natural hair (virgin hair), they were not discolored.

The curtain.

The fragments of the falling meteorite were sought by five FSB helicopters.
I did not immediately understand why the fragments of the meteorite needed five helicopters and why it was the FSB.

I see sweet, I see no obstacles.

by Zy. A small advice. If you fill the cartridge for the first time in your life like I do, start with yellow – it’s the easiest to wash off the table and wallpaper.

Officials probably regret that the meteorite did not fall in Sochi. There could be a lot to write.
Wave of explosion from the Chelyabinsk meteorite has reached Sochi, destroying 10 stadiums. Another 200 trillion rubles were allocated from the budget.

In various areas of the city of Chelyabinsk, a naked man was noticed, demanding clothes and a motorcycle from everyone.

XXX: We have a miniature office.
In the glass is still beer from yesterday.
A couple of cockroaches drowned there overnight, swimming on the surface. Well, we tossed a bit of roasted rice, it’s corals, three shells of fistakes, it’s boats. One of them sank, really. One man was caught alive and caught in a boat.
xxx: scene "breakthrough"
The Last Survivor in the Ocean
XXX is so lonely.
First he tried to drown from sorrow.
xxx: but then, it seems, he was breathing, sitting in the middle of the boat, lamenting

From the Women's Forum

...the surgical table was placed, and I ask: "What are you doing with the placenta?", the doctor answers: "Float pasta!"

C IXBT forum about a flying asteroid:

Now in Russia24:
"...the asteroid will not collide with Earth – it will repel it" (Director of the Planetary Protection Center of the Rabbits)

yyy - "Director of the Center for Planetary Protection of Rabbits"

Protection of whom?? to

zzz - "rabbits" forgot to write from the correct letter.

Well, of course, the famous Russian solidarity... A plane crashed and many wounded, who need to be dispatched? Just for the fucking money on a taxi! An explosive wave broke the windows of half the city in thirty-degree frost? Let’s raise the price of glass packs three times!
Who do you need so much? Everyone only for their skin and baking, before the others there is no matter. O Lord, let me not be touched, and after me a flood, and let others care.
You have nothing to be proud of and no right to the inheritance of your great ancestors! So you will eat each other and be jealous of each other until you rest. Thou thou!