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[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77485
 16.02.2013
The end of the world we may not see, but it will be recorded on video recorders.

[ + 17 - ] Comment quote №77484
 16.02.2013
I went on a strong nuts.
John McClane: What is threatening my son?
This is Russia! In the worst case, life imprisonment.

The man whispers to the ear: and in the worst case - Russian citizenship!

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77483
 16.02.2013
dp: Trolling Chelyabinsk was not so funny until I got this message -
"Loch, please explain what is the topic of the day, about meteorism?"

[ + 42 - ] Comment quote №77482
 16.02.2013
What about those who don’t have a cat?
Alexis to start! Every house has to be coated.

[ + 25 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77481
 16.02.2013
You are strange guys. First, you seek sex for months, then you run away from it for months.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77480
 16.02.2013
The harsh Chelyabinsk men still got a star from the sky for the holiday.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77479
 16.02.2013
He opened the refrigerator, took a bag of kefir, took a dishwasher, put a bag on it, took a knife...

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77478
 16.02.2013
The Rental Director:
The Soviet Union is an empire that has existed for centuries.

[ + 35 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77477
 16.02.2013
But now everyone knows - you see an unknown fig in the sky - go away, loose, from the glass window.

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №77476
 16.02.2013
Typical situation in my house:
Brother: Maham, do you need help?
Mother: Yes, it would not be bad!
Brother: Lena, go and help my mom.

[ + 10 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77475
 16.02.2013
Weather in Chelyabinsk:

According to meteorologists in Chelyabinsk fell 100 thousand square meters of glass.

and c)

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №77474
 16.02.2013
A little about the difficulties of translation and meteorite from a friend who is studying in Sweden:

American people, looking at the Chelyabinsk clips, ask what the word "nikhuiyasebe" means. I explain that this is "meteorite" in Russian. The Russian language is astronomically rich.

[ + 26 - ] Comment quote №77473
 16.02.2013
Tundra: What happened in Chelyabinsk?
Io: I do not know. It was as if a meteorite had fallen.

[ + 31 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77472
 16.02.2013
Montgomery
17:46 What to give a girl on Valentine's Day?! to
17:50-And all, men, checked the SMS, we split two days ago,
Question is removed.

Online games are evil.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №77471
 16.02.2013
All the videos related to the fall of the meteorite in Chelyabinsk have one common feature, they all start with the phrase: "Not x#I myself"

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77470
 16.02.2013
Gathered once Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Jackie Chan together in the movie. We watched what movies are being made now and decided to go back to the film industry.

[ + 27 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77469
 16.02.2013
About a former boyfriend:
He had nothing to pull out of his pants except an iPhone.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №77468
 16.02.2013
About the Meteorite

XXX: I liked the video from the warehouse.
XXX: These are the real chickens.
XXX: What is there? The door exploded? Well, close the other, remove this and continue to work.)

[ + 25 - ] Comment quote №77467
 16.02.2013
Today I saw in the hostel of the Universe of Friendship of the Peoples the inscription in huge letters:"Love Russia, Pidaras!!!))

[ + 82 - ] Comment quote №77466
 16.02.2013
Comments of foreigners on the videos:

"What fucking thing in Russia has all the cameras in the cars, is this the law of some kind?"
"Why so many videos from Russia from cars?"
"Why does everything that is protected always happen in Russia?"
The Russians recorded the fall of a meteorite from the hell knows how many angles, and the Americans have no record of how the dirty plane falls on the Pentagon?

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