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[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №60693
 27.02.2012
from news discussion "Google will recreate the Terminator Glasses" on 4pda:
The year 2100 has captured the world of machines, but one problem is still unresolved - terminators are quickly discharged due to the high probability of Android OS.

[ + 44 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60692
 27.02.2012
1: Listen, what is the direction of this Dubster in music?
So, go fuck it, fuck it.
Fuck me with your lost ones!I can cheat I want to talk to you, not queries to compose in the search engine!! to

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №60691
 27.02.2012
They called from the bank about the application for a loan, and I was at the meeting and asked to call me back in an hour, which the girl at the end of the wire asked the question: "After an hour Moscow time?"

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №60690
 27.02.2012
We talked about food, I just wanted it.

WOW: I am too. I'll go some swing now.

HHH: And to me too!

Do you put a rope on the balcony? :D

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Let the gamer do that. It is more comfortable :)

Oh yeah, he’s going somewhere again, until he comes home, around me the flies will fly.

No, not because I’m shit!

Oh, because I will die.

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №60689
 27.02.2012
Sysadmin: we do a description of the equipment, and then we will collect the PC from it

Funny, I have a MacBook Air.

sysadmin: no problems, power based on the Pentium II and with the monitor Slavutich!! to

[ + 75 - ] Comment quote №60688
 27.02.2012
Do not laugh at your socks. Difficult with them

They have trouble with their socks...what’s wrong with them? A working algorithm:
He threw off all his socks. I went to the store, bought new socks, the same, ordinary, black, without drawings and all kinds of stuff. I bought it fucking. put in a box. A full box of socks. In the morning I took two pieces from there, dressed and walked. I took it off and threw it into the laundry. After a week, I washed everything and put it back into the box. When you see that there are little socks in the box, he went back to the store and bought it again. He slept there. All of it!! to
Some people are lost, some people are broken, everything is broken.
Live and rejoice.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №60687
 27.02.2012
What is Yandex in English?
Tagged: google

[ + 36 - ] Comment quote №60686
 27.02.2012
Ai: well fucking, it is such a feeling that today in the city is a championship who is more badly parked, and I alone do not know and do not participate.

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №60685
 27.02.2012
Everyone has their own cockroaches, even the well-deserved and certified psychologists. Here, for example, we recently watched in the company an art fantasy film something about the search for Shambhala. One of the very respected ladies I have, gives about the following text: "No, well, this is already an obvious clinic! If someone is seriously looking for Shambhala, then no examination is necessary, it is quite clear that such a person has serious deviations in the psyche. Any reasonable person knows that seeking Shambhala... is forbidden by the higher forces!!! to

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60684
 27.02.2012
XXX is fucking! The headphones broke.
YYY: And it happens to everyone.
XXX is broken!by 111
YYY :?
xxx: Their rubber wire is pale, the rubber on the frost has frozen
I decided to wrap, and the wheel was wrapped!! to
XXX is broken.
YYYY: XD YYYYYY
XXX: Go down to me.

[ + 47 - ] Comment quote №60683
 27.02.2012
They went on "August Eighth" The film lost interest after the The hero broke 3310 about the grass

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №60682
 27.02.2012
What was on the pair today... ppc
XXX: I say - I love the prophetic...
xxx: Single-group - Fuow she looks like a sperm
XXX - I have no taste.
xxx: fuck how she looked))
xxx: I didn't think, I answered on the machine)))

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №60681
 27.02.2012
I am the dream of an idiot.
M: Do not forget

[ + 31 - ] Comment quote №60680
 27.02.2012
In Tskhinvali mass escape from prison
Commentary: The Elections

[ + 34 - ] [6 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №60679
 27.02.2012
to there:

Height of Vas 1m 75cm. Stretching in all height, he sleeps under a blanket, which is 155 cm long.

How many centimeters do you pull out of the blanket?

The shortage of a blanket is easily compensated if the blanket is laid with a rombo. Basically, it doesn’t go under the blanket.

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №60678
 27.02.2012
Russian scientists have created the fastest tractor in the world. It develops a speed of 121 kilometers per hour. The Wall *
YYY: It is cool! Imagine what a mental attack! :D
xxx: yes... a seam cutting machine carrying on the field at a speed of 121km\h
YYY : :D
xxx: A tractor runs the field and gathers potatoes at a speed of 121km/h. Psychedelics... and since the tape that loads the potatoes in a nearby truck works from the same engine, the potatoes are thrown right away into the warehouse. positioning of the tractor and warehouse - GLONASS... satellites were needed!
YYY: ROFL

[ + 51 - ] Comment quote №60677
 27.02.2012
Moscow, the day of the city, the laser show at the MSU. Wild pressure in the subway and at the exit. People begin to climb the sloping hill (because pushing on the road is not ice at all) and the picture, a guy climbs the mountain and pulls a girl behind, and she is a smart-beautiful woman on her heels, in a dress... well, logically, she complains of something typical "Dear, I’m tired! I find it hard!", the guy turns around, looks at her with a questioning look and gives "Forget THESE WORDS!! You are at war!!" is a genius

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №60676
 27.02.2012
I: How do I deal with you?
Prepod: You can Rahim, you can Rahim Bolatovich, well or the Black Lord!!!by 11

[ + 44 - ] Comment quote №60675
 27.02.2012
Can you sleep with your eyes open? 😉
v12ten: I'm somehow stunned)) slept, all the norms, I look at the board with a smart look
V12ten: but the snoring gave me up

[ + 32 - ] Comment quote №60674
 27.02.2012
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I want you to go on stage and say "This is a song
My love for you is my joy"

and sang

) )

I am a coward in you.

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