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[ + 17 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77445
 15.02.2013
The Friday. by 8:30. A crowded bus. The girl who has just entered tries to get up more comfortably and screams with indignation:
Give me your foot!
The man standing next to him is indignant:
And you put it right, don’t have to throw it on my shoulders!
Passengers in ecstasy. The curtain!

[ + 41 - ] Comment quote №77444
 15.02.2013
The Buddhist (social alarm) calls the type:
Blah blah... wake up.
I: Where are you from?
He is from Moscow, and you?
I: I am in the outskirts.
He: Where is it?
Have you heard of Baikal?
He said, “No, that is it?
I: Well the lake, Baikal? How did I not hear?
He is: Ella

No one has heard of Baikal. From Russia. About Baikal, fucking, I haven’t heard anything!
Half a day in shock.

[ + 35 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77443
 15.02.2013
>"My client is fucked. When I show him the finished result of work on a computer monitor, he gets a loop (a shade on a short rope) and, closing his eyes and directing his hand to the monitor, something whispers about himself. Thus it measures energy. When he asks me to replace something, I don’t always change for a spell, he measures in the second time and says, “That’s okay!”
>What should I do?"
We had such a pred - you bring him your collar - he criticizes it on what the light stands, still don't let God call it the most terrifying mother's word, you leave him all the outflows, and in a week you bring the same, without corrections - he looks and says so acutely - well, a very different thing!

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77442
 15.02.2013
The miserable who wrote:

How, how did it happen...
Previously, the girl said so gently to me, “Do you want more tea?” and “How’s the cake?” and “Dear, go to bed.”
And when she became a wife, she began to speak in a rough bass about the same situations: “Take out the bed! ", "Not licking the knife! " and "March out of the room – I’m changing clothes! ".

Why did you write this village? You can pull a girl out of a village, but not a village out of a girl.

[ + 45 - ] Comment quote №77441
 15.02.2013
When the joke begins:

" and The Russian Post finally delivered the meteorite! And it should have been 21.12.12 brought!"
"The Ural Zinc Plant is so harsh that it takes ore directly from space"
"Nothing is as alert as a morning meteorite"
"In Chelyabinsk -17, sunny, a small meteor rain"

by Lisa Liza

[ + 37 - ] Comment quote №77440
 15.02.2013
Explosion of a meteorite over Chelyabinsk
KAA: This Russian Post finally delivered the meteorite! And should have been 21.12.12 bring!
Barristan®: They also broke him down on the road.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77439
 15.02.2013
What are your plans for Valentine?
WOW: Well... part of the evening I will lie on my back, pressed by someone’s body to the floor.
The Judo?
by Ugo (

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №77438
 15.02.2013
Fuck, in all the news, this is your meteorite.
- And I just woke up because of some dream, I went to squeeze. Just bed, and here’s that shit!
Instead of the alarm.
That’s what you know now that a meteorite, the glass gathered in a bag and it was fun.
And at first, when the unknown man first lit up like the sun at night, and then exploded, and the glass flew, and then even the phones did not work, on the television the psychedel about rubbing with carrots, and on the radio songs - here was scary.

[ + 31 - ] [4 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77437
 15.02.2013


Bruce Willis: You tried to call me!

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77436
 15.02.2013
Climatized
with a celebration)
by 22:25:08

Irvine
Even if I don’t like him 😉
by 22:25:26

Climatized
What is it?? )
by 22:25:57
Like a lovely celebration.
Second March 8

Irvine
ah, commercial it is some sort of, non-Shenzhensky, and as if there is only 1 day in the year, when you can confess in love to the 2nd half......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №77435
 15.02.2013
On one website (picaboo) added news about the new phone Vertu.

XXX: There is a question. for! What? what? Why are they wasting such money here?
yyy: For the body of zirconium steel and the finishes of the mammoth ass is understood, along with the glass of volcanic origin, mined by the Japanese virgins on Friday the 13th in a full moon between 2 and 3 o'clock of the night, as always.

[ + 40 - ] Comment quote №77434
 15.02.2013
Review of Mortal Kombat:
The scenes between the battles themselves reach the marasma. Something like" – Get out of the road! No is! Then I will study you!"
Like in porn.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №77433
 15.02.2013
Eating stress is harmful, and snacking is beneficial.

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №77432
 15.02.2013
February 14 is an unofficial, but widely celebrated in the professional world computer worker day. On February 14, 1946, the scientific world and all interested were demonstrated the first real-world electronic computer ENIAC I.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77431
 15.02.2013
by kg :

Is Vulentine a patron of the trade in candy and other shit?

by AL:

And "red plush ass"(c)

[ + 24 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №77430
 15.02.2013
Before a pair of swimming in a Sverdlovsk university.

“Girls, Liverpool is blowing Zenit today!
Don’t you think it’s strange that we’re talking about football in the women’s dressing room?
No Valentine’s Day to talk about.

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77429
 15.02.2013
X: Yes, I have a boy in the group one constantly beats girls, we report it, silence, can not and all that. And he replies, Daddy’s mom’s house is beating all the time. I am a 3.5 year old boy. We are in shock, the family is decent, all the norms.
The Poor Child, Blind
X is AHA. I decided to know him more easily. I ask, Cyrus, does Dad often beat Mom?
And he is like this: of course, all the time, shaking her ass, in the morning and in the evening!
Tagged with: ahaha, mill

[ + 38 - ] Comment quote №77428
 15.02.2013
You are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around, you are looking for love all around.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №77427
 15.02.2013
and XXX:
I cry
and XXX:
Modern phones are ideal for sitting in the ash, for hanging in the innet, for Instagram
and XXX:
How well they are adapted for calls.

[ + 30 - ] Comment quote №77426
 15.02.2013
Judging by legislative trends, we will soon be taxed on life and prohibited from dying.

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