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It is very easy to lose a loved one before the wedding, and, almost impossible after.

Sometimes you go into the kitchen to drink water, and when you wake up, you already eat a second sandwich.

What do you think about anal sex?

HGH is normal.

Jan: Have you ever done them?

Yes, of course it is cute :)

Didn’t it hurt you?”

The happiness of a real man is to protect and provide a real woman, the happiness of a real woman is to find and make a real man happy.

I am recently married. But my husband’s dog has been 9 years old... and she considers herself the “main wife.” The story is about a dog’s childhood.
She was a huge dog, even as a child, but she would still be a German Shepherd. Absolutely unhealthy (for which, by the way, unlike all the brothers and sisters, and did not get to the service neither to the police nor to the border guards) and very playful. And here in the puppy from the fullness of feelings to the owner loved from the run to jump on the chest (or on the stomach - regardless of how it ran) and fix itself there, pressing the jaw on a sweater or T-shirt. The owner, of course, did not like this, and he initially tried to explain to the dog that she was not right - ineffective, the dog and now in case of disaster pretends that she completely stopped understanding Finnish. And the thoughts of physical impact never came to the master's head. And he began to consult with acquainted dogs, as to disappoint the pet from such a violent manifestation of friendly feelings. One of them advised, "Take, he says, half a lemon, and when she starts to jump on you, bite her in the fist; dogs do not like acid - another time it will not jump."
Well, cooked a lemon, cut it in half, and here the puppy rushes, and from the walk (i.e. from the run) - to the mouth of the hoyain. The owner still had time to target, and the stream of juice gets exactly into the open mouth. The dog forgot to remove his jaw and fell to the floor. I thought. I left. I still thought. I went to the second entrance. The lemon is ready... The dog jumped, took the lemon from the owner, stumbled into the corner, and ate the lemon there.

A man goes on the street. Meet him a young woman. He thinks:
My wife has such legs.
A few meters later there is another woman. The Man:
I want my wife to have such a chest.
When he comes home, his wife opens the door, and he says to her:
You won’t believe, I thought of you all the time.

Sonia
Imagine that. By the way, not a joke... on the forum of fat aunts discuss how to lose weight and here one aunt stumbled with the question, what to do to gain weight... you know what she was answered?
Sonia
"Death of the Dead"

The fall at the rehearsal point of Yoshkar-Olinsky rock bands. Everyone has pockets. One gets a bag with green dried grass... Here all immediately boiled, a guy with a video camera runs up, begins to shoot everything big... And he explains: “It’s my mom that dried and gave me to happiness, a man like a talisman... And it’s not hemp..."

FEEDA
How do I get my phone to read doc files?
Ksander
Imagine that he is a smartphone.

<k> Why, fucking, when you put a plate in a dishwasher, a stream of water must hit straight into the spoon.

I live in a small province. I am in the line at the post office to pay for the apartment. In front of me is a guy, seemingly nothing remarkable. The people are a mass, so we stand for a long time, forty minutes probably. And here, when the turn of this guy comes, the window for processing correspondence is closed in front of him (and it is one that receives letters, the other only payments). He knocks there, so polite:
– Girl, you’re sorry, but I really need to send a letter, urgent, can you help?
Do you see what I have written on the window?
Here are the babies, as usual connected:
We are all here urgently, wait, son, do not interfere with work!
At what time do you open?
- In an hour, or maybe later, man do not distract me from work!
And something I feel so sorry for this guy, I look, and he doesn’t seem to be upset). Standing for 30 seconds, he thought, and said in a loud voice:
I have a big X!
And under the general hood comes out of the building.
That's what I understand - to find pluses in everything)
Respect, that guy, whoever you are! It is a pity that you didn’t have time to shake your hand, you ran away quickly.

xxxxx ‎(22:06):
Try it from Linux.
yyyyy ‎(22:07):
Where to get him?
xxxxx ‎(22:07):
It’s worth it, isn’t it?
yyyyy ‎(22:07):
There is no Linux.

The Cold.

Q: Where is your car?
In an anabolic.

c) ToLeg

My sister has problems in the family - my husband fought before divorce.I come to visit to support:
How do you do?
Yes, somehow...
In the sense? Does he come overnight?
We have reconciled. – We have reconciled.
OOO OOO! It is great! Why so disgraceful?? to
I’m already thinking about what dress I’ll wear for my next wedding, and here’s what I’ll do.

XXX: How was your date?
YYY: by the way.

"Arshavin will wear red robes to fight AIDS"
Does it really help?

Mclang: I am full of optimism today
Visioanary: Go to the toilet

XXX: SaaAaAaAaAan
YYY: Oh, I don’t like this kind of conversation...

At one of the American forums... It’s good that our President Bush has ordered the Russians to stop. Without this, the Russians would have conquered not only Georgia, but the rest of Africa as well.

c) Foreign