Picture of a large-scale devacha:

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News on Yandex: Opposition on the shares in the Volga burned and arranged a flashmob
They actually celebrated the massacre.

I go home with the girl. We both want to go to the toilet bigger. So there is a dispute "who will go first?".
I: I suggest solving with the help of "stone-sweater-paper".
She is: well. of paper.
And he leaves dancing in the direction of the toilet with a recently purchased roll overweight.

HHH
How to Cook Clear?
HHH
Eggs, flour, water...salt and sugar...what else?
YYYY
I found someone to ask!
XXX is
Ladies, I asked three girls how to cook clay, but none of them could answer.
XXX is
Or is it a conspiracy against men?
XXX is
Do you not give strategic data, such as how to cook food or where the second socks?

I read the horror story that starts approximately like this: "Two years ago, a story happened to me..."
First comment : "So you survived though?"

Genius of Physics:

Exam in Physics
I was late, I ran wet to the basement, I picked up a ticket, I went to prepare... in 20 minutes I sat in front of him, I got a leaflet.He raises his eyes, he takes a leaflet, despite it, he mouths and throws.
What are atoms made of?
of the molecules.
Silently, he takes the check, puts four and points to the door.
Now it is terrible for our scientists physicists... and suddenly a nuclear collapse, and we all take the exams.

Or Rally? I am afraid that a physics student at the exam believes that atoms are made up of molecules. Just like the bricks from the houses.

XXX: Are you back in Zuzu again?:D
YYY: NEA
yyy: only two pva)
YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY)))
Tagged: beer
I think it burned 😉

zz: Avast has added itself to quarantine. Here is the idiot.

Soon to! On all corners of the country! The Spring!!! to

My daughter almost went for a walk. I hug my husband sitting behind the comp and playfully speak to his ear.
We will have a se-ex.
Without getting rid of the toy.
Speak for yourself.

News: Arshavin T-shirts have arrived in shops
Good but not socks.

Sending a message to my mother forgiven Sunday: "Forgive me for everything, mom". She thought I was going to commit suicide...

Preparing for Philosophy:

The shorter men gathered together, drank alcohol, relaxed, talked drunk about every shit (justice, peace and other things like all drunkards), but Plato drank the least of all and then recorded everything.

YouTube comment on the 50-hour video:

Mum: Go to Sleep

Me:Muuum just one more video

Mom: Okay-

Me: Hahaha sucker...

My aunt burned: her husband gave her yellow roses on February 14, so she searched all Novosib to buy yellow socks and give him.

...
There was another employee by the name Subvalna. I got married and I became a woman 😉
YYY: There are coincidences! My friend's grandmother-Baranova married grandfather-Kozlov
...

In Tomsk, at the time still TiaSure, in the same department worked husband and wife - Kozlov and Konev. The chapter was called "Rog and Copy".

Dialogue after another earthquake in Krasnoyarsk:

XXX: Fuck, this operational officer is angry. What does it mean to "observe" calm?! to
yyy:it means that you should not run out on the streets, throw windows and pull plasma home.

This year, April 1 falls on the fourth of March.

xxx: register on ask.ru, I will then ask you anonymously, how you treat friendly sex, and so somehow strenuously.

My husband is full of blinkers.I fold my two cheeks, he looks at me and says:
Eat and eat. You eat a lot - you are shattered, so that you do not get in any dress, I will go to the guests without you and say, "You do not bring a woman with you, she does not get into our car." You will get nervous and eat more.
I: But if I’m going to constantly eat and get more and more fat, what will it lead to?
Husband: Well, my programming experience tells me that in the end you will break, the system will restart, and you will again become the beautiful and slim girl I once loved.