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Where did they go?
I went to another apartment, fucking. I found an advertisement and left.

Oak E1

Leather $nicker $: any home workout machine becomes a cloth hangover
Legnum: Okay
I regularly sit at the train.
Smoking on the balcony

If the stamp in the passport is a small and non-serious matter, then why do men run away from it like from fire? Put the stamp if the girl is so calm. For some reason, the logic works in one direction - the relationship will not be registered, it is nonsense, and not so: let's sign up if you want to.

From the description of the film "The Survivor":
Even attempts to get drunk turn into a ridiculous quest – when Leo drinks water, it flows out of his neck. Therefore, Leo closes the hole with powder and burns it. And then he already drinks calmly, because his neck is fixed. This is so. And you have no six killed in medical years."

"I love all people as they are not."

The story was in 2013. A friend recently was at a wedding, printed a couple of packs of money for some competitions there. Well, he left in his wallet a few banknotes of 500 r. we go with him past a meter, all such disguised in tie cravings, all things. I get into some ice cream shoes and start looking in my pockets how to wipe out that shit. Here a friend does not think long gets me this fifty (quality good and distinguish the fake could only be nearby) and I wipe her shoe. At the moment I threw the paper into the urn, I noticed the faces of three Tajiks on the bench next door. It’s hard to understand what was written on their faces.

Title in the women's online magazine: "How to stop celebrating and start living"

I don’t understand why jihadists call themselves Muslims. I think they are supporters of the Big Bang Theory.

xxx: I don’t want to seem boring, but then what was the triple perfocard?
Are the holes triangular?

A triple perfocard should be made from two, where the first is made holes (ordinary, square) for 1 and -1, 0 - no holes. A second light filter or resistor that reduces the voltage by half. It makes holes for 1 and not for 1. Thus, a hole is = 1, a half hole = -1, no hole is = 0.

I will not envy the tiger when the goat grandma is brought :)

xxx [22:13]: This is in one line
XXX [22:13]: I will do it by morning

- what a member you have, all the acquaintances will know the day after you sleep with one of them ;)
If you are hard and good at work, you won’t know.

I am late for the concert of Igor Saruhanov at the Kirov Dram Theater. I am looking for a parking place in the streets adjacent to the drama theatre, everything is stuck. Suddenly, because of the parked cars on the road suddenly runs out a man. I’m on the brakes, but I still take a fool on the hood. And here he lies on the hood, looking at me frightened, and then I realize that it is Igor Sarukhanov. To say that I have achreneled, there is nothing to say. The concert went well.

Vilgelm, the modern virus by dialap not to download :)

So don’t cry about such children’s problems with the simplest solution. Long to wash? A washing machine to help. Buying a spacious refrigerator solves the problem with trips to the store: once to hide a man to bring a bunch of bags with foods - and four days in the shops do not need to go, except for bread. And there are washing machines, multivarks...Is it difficult?

Men who demonstrate this approach, and who prevents you from doing the same?
Buy yourself a refrigerator, laundry machine, dishwasher, multivarker and live alone without women.

He lost his phone, the man who found him took the phone only on the fifth day and said that he is not in the city now and will meet in the weekend.
On the phone returned to me, there were photos of his car and dog, a video of some forest bowl, as well as the numbers he called from my number these days until the money on the account ended :D

Give it back, shit! Get it back!

When I was 16, I was an eye-catching botanist, studied well and won the Olympics, but I dreamed of being a sports strong guy to like girls. I went to the training room!



At 21 I was wearing lenses, I was a strong-pumped guy with no bad habits. But girls liked charming guys with hanging tongue. What I thought – it is definitely not a problem!



By the age of 25, I became my boyfriend, the soul of any company, but girls liked guys with money and cool cars. And I set myself the goal of finding a job where I could make good money.



By the age of 35, I earned a very good money, bought a sports car, but for the woman I loved, the status and a certain wealth were much more important - an apartment, a house after a city, a position.



At 45 I have it all. I’ve been divorced twice, but now I don’t have a wife, family, friends, a favorite job.



Is that where I am so rattled?! to

And so it was in the morning, I stand I mean on the crossroads I burn a red man and cars mean also stand, here they light up green, and at the head of the morning column is Madame on "Kalin". Well, she’s been there for 30 seconds, 40 seconds, well, and the drivers behind her, respectively, begin to adjust her with the signals of their cars and what you think she did in this extraordinary situation in the century, you can’t guess she’s also begun to cheer, cheer. And then I started to get over a slight hysteria)))

and Kamchatka. I work on distribution. The young secretary fills out the questionnaire, reaching the fifth point.

The question is: nationality?

The answer is: Jew.

(Untransmitted gamut of feelings): So to write?! to