I need a time car in the car.
She: Do you want to return to the past...Can you never forget it?
He: No) Makarevich – in the car.

I clean the apartment, listen to music in parallel and rewrite on the dating site. The apartment is large and washing it for quite a long time, and at the moment when I was a little bored, I heard a message:
Today at 13:37 Hello. Can I be a slave to you without interfering in your personal life?
- Darya today at 13:41 what is it?
13:42 I can come on the appointed day and time, wash the lingerie of the lady, wash and dust the floors, clean and drain the shoes of the lady, massage the feet of the lady (I know how to do this well), with the friends of the lady I can be a servant, a maid, a joke for the fun of the lady and her friend, and also be for my lady her toy.
- Darya today at 13:43 Mr. Proper? O_O

Pedalique: Today is just a day of victory
Pedalique: The Light Started
Pedalique: Then the blood from the nose went
Pedalique: I didn’t notice that I was printing with a cap.

Who is Twitter?
Kuniya: it's frightening, for those who can't connect a couple of words anymore, and they want to start.

It was very fun when watching the post-apocalyptic Evil Residence 4 the whole film to watch the painted actresses. The world is crazy, around monsters, destruction and other delights of the apocalypse, but where the babies without cosmetics, suddenly zombies are scared...>_>"

In Georgia, as part of the series of games Great Georgians created a computer game about fighting the Red Army in 1921.
According to the history of the world, the series of games "How the Great Georgians scratched off" will be much longer and much more interesting. Give them that idea.

Yesterday I made her a tiramisu, she was delighted!
YYY: Boy, it’s not called that.

Bustly! I have read you for many years and have never written. They are trying to separate me from my beloved. Give strength to resist it.

The most famous thing happened today at the pharmacy. The girl standing in front of me in the 20s first asked a pharmacist for a long time if they had Glistin (apparently an anti-helminthic agent, I thought). But no, she needed glycine!
XX: And then she seriously asked if it wasn’t harmful to eat it!Because she had heard that all medicines ended in “no” (Oh Nana Nana!) They are antibiotics!!! We and the pharmacist struggled to contain weeping))) And then something got upset with me... Luckily for some: this is what health needs to be, so that until the age of 20 you do not know what negativin, aspirin, suprastin and other ugly abominations are.

If your wife is smart, does not like cosmetics and jewelry, she never has female shorts, she is indifferent to fashion pieces, loves politics, she doesn't care how she and you look, then you are married to Valeria Novodvorskaya.

My cat and I thought and decided that you were all idiots.
My cat and I didn’t think so much.

by Micro88:
On one of the forums on Skyrim'u the cry of the soul of a young man:

"25.11.11 19:33 people, in Weitran I was appointed Tan. All would be nothing, but to help some of the girl who settled in my (!) The house.
And here it would seem like no obstacle, it would seem like she has her own room. But here’s the misfortune – she’s sitting in mine all day long!!) is
In general, if briefly - how to get rid of it without killing? And will it always be so if you can’t get rid of it?"

This is a realistic toy :)

The translator is burning.! to
Power power - power power

xxx: The man has a miracle name. His name is Ivan Ivanovich. Do not go.
My girlfriend at work has a girlfriend named Bodyka. One day she sent a fax. In the column "signed:" he put his name. The subscriber replied that he had taken a bull. She thought they were bullying and then came to them to find out the relationship. It turned out to be a bull. We meet now 😉
There was another employee by the name Subvalna. I got married and I became a woman 😉
YYY: There are coincidences! My friend's grandmother-Baranova married grandfather-Kozlov

I am standing at work, smoking, interested in studying the app of Kamasutra on my phone with all the details, shamefully pressing onto the wall so that no one can see. 
And suddenly I catch the interested eyes of the people around me. Looking back... Fuck it! The mirror wall!! to

zzz: What then after life?
Then we will all go to hell. Only I will be there with the villas...
YYY: In the ass

ADR
Go to the rally!

Alexander is
I’d rather be on pet.
This is more pleasant and less likely to scratch the democratizer on the fucking.

XXX: Sorry baby, I’m distracted by the dirty uncovered trolling
YYY: It sounds like'sorry dear, I didn't clean up my room because I went out to fuck a goat.'

He lazed on the affixes, dreaming that it would soon be on the cinema screens. And here I came across the movie "The Turin Horse". I give an annotation.
In 1889, a strange incident happened on the street of the Italian city of Turin. The cousin knotted his old horse, who refused to touch from the spot. Suddenly, a well-dressed gentleman with lush beards ran to the carriage and hugged the animal behind his neck, while bitterly ridding. He was none other than the world famous philosopher Friedrich Nietzsche. He was hardly taken from the horse, and when brought home, it turned out that he was not in himself. Nietzsche was placed in a psychiatric hospital where he spent the rest of his life.
Here is Appogee!

But what happened to the horse and its owner? This is what the film will tell."

On the table for the 4th week is the apple.no lies and lies..but surprised that it does not change in general.no trace of rot, nothing (and in the office constant change of temperature, humidity, etc.) is
I called it "Lenin" and until I touch it, I wait for it to be =)