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[ + 22 - ] Comment quote №93072
 27.01.2014
I have a strange thing under the gentleman.
Everything works with ZBS.

[ + 57 - ] [3 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №93071
 27.01.2014
As a man who grew up in the Soviet Union, I cannot even look at the contour of modern Russia, it seems to me circumcised.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №93070
 27.01.2014
xxx: The law on insulting the feelings of believers has been adopted, so be more careful in statements about Apple!
Yyy: But there is a law on propaganda of homosexuality :)

[ + 39 - ] Comment quote №93069
 27.01.2014
xxx(admin): Secretary is sabotaging her company)) What do you think to agree?
Tagged: horse
XXX: Promises to Shurmiu
YYY: And the secas?
XXX: Sabotage of comp and secas for one shaurmeau? Not a little?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №93068
 27.01.2014
The hugs...

“Don’t spit on me, I’m good!
He said, “After all?
I: Why not shuffle, or why is it good?
He asked: What can I spit on?

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №93067
 27.01.2014
<reap> Lipuchka: has she shoes to nipples?

<[PEER]Dyxa> reap: Rather nipples to boots.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №93066
 27.01.2014
<elmaars1> Having seen the falling star, the boy did not have time to guess the wish to the end and received for his birthday only велоси.

<[PEER]Dyxa> elmaars1: Well at least not ped.

[ + 33 - ] Comment quote №93065
 27.01.2014
Question to man:

I bought the game on the net and received a letter from the store - This product was purchased on pre-order. We will report the data for activation on the day of its release: January 8, 5200

Have you bought Half-Life 3?

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93064
 27.01.2014
X: The second manna cough in life
X: First I put a fool on my head.
X: I have never tried.
Y is serious?
X: Ugo
X: The case was on a rental apartment with a bunch of temporary settlers
x and one
X: He said that I am a thick, crummy man who will wash his dishes.
X: I was offended by the chromosome.
x: put him a pot with a hot mantle on his head and started beating))
Y : OO
X: And those fools pulled me away :)
X: It was only offensive that the man had no burns, no damage to the standing - he quickly removed the grain or it was not hot enough :)
X: but he was screaming mentally.
and : )
Y: suddenly
X: This is how you should react.
X: in the words)
X: not to deprite
X is :)
Y: Yes
x: you can just stick to suicide) but it is better to bring those who hurt you to it)

[ + 34 - ] Comment quote №93063
 27.01.2014
AAA: What are the stupid names of the Scandinavian gods? Numerical and geometric bodies.

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №93062
 27.01.2014
to this
The news:
33-year-old Toby Sheldon spent about $100,000 on several plastic surgeries to similarity to Justin Bieber.

The commentary:
But if he had achieved the resemblance of Angelina Jolie, he would have shaken himself in the mirror.

This is when he shakes on Angelina Jolie. What about Bieber? The young man did everything right.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №93061
 27.01.2014
In the forum:
- I earned 500 rubles, tell me how to spend them wisely.
- Buy 2 rubber vagina on aliexpress and sell on avito in three roads.

[ + 35 - ] Comment quote №93060
 27.01.2014
The status of the girl on the Mamba:
Dear fools, with non-human names such as: THE QUEEN, Miss Capricorn, Your surprise, One such, Mother Princess, etc., contact the doctor. It will help you remember who you really are.

[ + 27 - ] Comment quote №93059
 27.01.2014
Offering to get married now is nothing compared to taking a joint mortgage

[ + 29 - ] Comment quote №93058
 27.01.2014
A: I woke up, and she already found me in contact, licked 17 photos
A: It’s not easy...
C: It is well written
A: The AGA
A: Simply


[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №93057
 26.01.2014
One candidate wrote
"Valdey the mature methodon of grief".
Then I corrected, of course.
I was afraid to be cursed.

[ + 24 - ] Comment quote №93056
 26.01.2014
I can withstand rude force, but rude thought is unbearable. There is something unfair in her behavior. This is a blow below intelligence."

and Oscar Wilde. Portrait of Dorian Grey.

[ + 28 - ] Comment quote №93055
 26.01.2014
Talk to Peter. You're singing them - and they're singing you "oh yes, I'm going to their concert on the weekend"

[ + 23 - ] Comment quote №93054
 26.01.2014
From Belize
Tomorrow St. Petersburg celebrates the 70th anniversary of the lifting of the blockade. On this occasion, our house has already started solemn events: hot water and heating have been turned off.

[ + 48 - ] Comment quote №93053
 26.01.2014
to this:
________
We went for winter fishing. The car is a miracle of the UAZ auto industry. The city is on the shore of the bay, so the car is only needed to get to the place of fishing on the ice. There was a lot of snow and there was no ice. We walked on ice in the snow. They came out and pushed them four. Five meters passed and he was stuck again. And so all the way. They picked up the fish, the same story on the way back. Five meters drive, ten push. In general, there on foot and back on foot, we also push the car. And only when we went out to the shore was a common thought:"Why did we take this UAZik with us at all?" :-))))
________
The UAZ (like any SUV) is great on snow if:
1st Turn on full drive.
2nd Turn on the lower.
Three Pressure in the wheels to 1-1,5 atm.
4 is Use of winter tyres.
5 is Use the head.

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