The producer of The Chronicles of Narnia died of an overdose.

Why am I not surprised?

My son bought a Nihua-Hua puppy yesterday. and Abdel. Eight hundred backs were dropped.
Yes, these shit bags are crazy ?
XXX: I’ll give him a room palm in a barrel so that there’s a place to walk the dog.

My grandmother is urinating:
"And why did you hide the money? I haven’t even seen it!"

Nats

If you are reading this, then the new education reform has not yet affected you.

Prepod: What if I ask you to count whether this line coincides or divides?
Student: I will hang myself.
It’s right, he is separating.

On one of the porn sites comments:

by 666
I have a penis of 14.5 cm that is normal, I am 15 years old, who has what? just honest.
MDF
I’m also 15, honestly I’m 16 cm... Will he really grow up?? to
Elijah
I'm 10 and I'm 45 cm, what do I do with it?!!!! to

Yana^: I tell him, do you want a laptop for the 23rd? He says he has no such money. Issue :' (

xxx: Shake up, I go on the street yesterday, I see the car stands, and on it a plastic shell * hooligan * and scratched down I too))

The Ministry of Science has allocated two million rubles for research, which will help to understand how to properly motivate young scientists and teachers of universities without involving material resources.

Aberforth
Vital, let’s chase Havi Rain.

seny
I gave a guy...

Aberforth
This is interesting, of course, but I asked you about the game :-)

The forum. Topic: The best moments of your life.

X: There was a moment...
The first meeting with a loved one... We stood under the rain for 4 hours in one place and just hugged each other... whispering, “I love you...”
Both of them were sick.)
Y: Can I add a barrel of dough to this memory? Well please!
X: There is no barrel of deck there... We were happy...
Y: They were...
Z: I have added that. : 3

by Alexander (22:13) :
Fuck, went into the kitchen, on the table two brides with delicious snacks from different sides. I ask Betty, why both?? to
It is delicious from one end!

50 years in September

I have a friend. So he, while still a teenager, in the summer in the village suffered a lot - there was no baby at all, a computer with a porn girl at home.
I still, after so many years, die out with his phrase: 'On the weekend Lenka and Katya came. I seem to be intelligent before I went to them 3 times youthful'

I am a virgin, but I have a boyfriend. We’ve been dating for two months and it’s all about sex. I am terribly afraid, even though I know there is nothing terrible!
Those who have had the first time, say, it is very painful the first time, and most importantly, what feelings?

Answer: In fact, it’s terrible—when it comes in for the first time, it feels like your genitals are tearing apart by a billion atoms. The pain is just hellish, and blood is blood.

Loh, great as life?
Lex is Offline
Drone, what is it with him?
Nyar is offline
Drone: Mich, can you explain what’s happening?
Mix is offline
Drone: Vowaan, don’t go away!!! to
WWE is Offline
Dron: yeah you заебааали... >_<

I call them. and support. I ask what I need, the voice from the tube slowly gives:
Take the mouse in your right hand.

My father is harsh - when advertising bots are added to him, he sends them his advertising

Astrologers have announced a week of thirty-degree frosts. The number of ninjas in the city has doubled.

XXX is
Well you think what a normal sexual mature guy wants, who was last with a girl a month ago))

YYYY
Normal sex, I guess what. You are more than anything. It is Random.

Lectures in Immunology:
Thus, the body recognizes viruses and activates the immune response. It looks like this... <on the background of the presentation at this moment pops up the Kaspersky window>