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[ + 68 - ] Comment quote №43492
 21.02.2011
Note: if suddenly all the girls started to lose weight, then it is soon spring.

[ + 72 - ] Comment quote №43491
 21.02.2011
Your child behaves inappropriately, lies, asks uncomfortable questions - don't rush to re-educate him - maybe a great journalist will come out of him.

[ + 50 - ] Comment quote №43490
 21.02.2011
If the child really wants to live, contraception is powerless.

[ + 70 - ] [1 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43489
 21.02.2011
Fuck to fuck!
If you write "preamble", then follow "fabula"! Fabel, shit and not ambulance!

[ + 66 - ] Comment quote №43488
 21.02.2011
Article on Google:
We calculated that if everyone switched to Live Search, the savings would be more than 3.5 billion seconds per day... or 11 hours per second.

I also want what puts them so in!

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43487
 21.02.2011
SAN (23:23:16 19/02/2011)
I am in such a state of heroism...no reluctance to do anything.

SAN (23:23:29 19/02/2011)
Not even hunting.

SAN (23:23:35 19/02/2011)
Lying is also reluctant.

SAN (23:23:39 19/02/2011)
Walk more

SAN (23:23:43 19/02/2011)
Tired of writing.

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43486
 21.02.2011
XXX: July and July<
YYY: What is it?
Take me to the mirror and you’ll know what I feel about you.
YYY:...
YYY: It is clear
YYY: The Fool
[YYY removed you from your contact list]

XX: And why this reaction?
zzz: ready to bet that by dragging the monitor to the mirror she saw a black screen

[ + 86 - ] Comment quote №43485
 21.02.2011
in our army. Construction is carried out on the floor. The construction is carried out by a Southern blood man with a corresponding character. At this point in the barracks is going gene cleaning (PCD) and some genius splashes water out of the window. Apparently she had just washed the barracks. Most of this dirty liquid gets to the combat. There are smiling laughs in the system, we understand the guilty no longer to find. Combat keeping absolute calm shouts to the side of the window: If you are a murderer, show yourself!!!! Literally in a minute the head really rises out of the window... in the anti-gas! Plateau explodes by hohote

[ + 62 - ] Comment quote №43484
 21.02.2011
It is necessary to be able to approach the predecessor after accounting with the thesis:
Sorry, but did you accidentally find a sparkle in my work?
Prep has returned.
Morality: It is correct to say, greed is the second happiness!

[ + 61 - ] Comment quote №43483
 21.02.2011
Today I stopped missing the car of gaiters coming out of the sidewalk. Thanks for the brief inclusion of the blue flashlight. Everything is not like people)) wnd(c)

[ + 52 - ] Comment quote №43482
 20.02.2011
Purchased as a gift to a nephew who lives in Novosibirsk - player. Before sending, dropped the music, checked - everything works. When returning from the mail, cold, I thought that Spermswamp a ten-year-old girl will not translate, but about the group "Anal Renaissance" - will definitely ask the parents. 0 - O

[ + 81 - ] Comment quote №43481
 20.02.2011
YYY: Another week and I’ll go to the collection...
In another week and a half, I’ll have an iPhone 4
Four more days and it will be my birthday.
Another day and I’ll find out if I’ll go to all-around physics.
Another 5 seconds and I’ll get a puzzle for my unwashed dishes.

[ + 56 - ] Comment quote №43480
 20.02.2011
Creativists from the Crimson Horn are burning! On radio advertising: "Who said that it is impossible to divide by zero? We divide our prices by zero!" Fuck, it is indefinitely possible!!! to

[ + 58 - ] Comment quote №43479
 20.02.2011
And you too, Bruce!
I am Brut!
We are all Brothers Brothers.

[ + 75 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43478
 20.02.2011
Do not give curls to anyone.
Renium is mined in the Kuriles - a very rare, very expensive and very needed metal for high technologies.
The Kurils are the largest renium field in Russia and possibly the only one.

[ + 54 - ] Comment quote №43477
 20.02.2011
is boring? Do not want to do anything? Is it enough? There are idiots around? Welcome to Sunday =)

[ + 73 - ] Comment quote №43476
 20.02.2011
HH: I almost got upset this morning. He poured a new portion of audio books on the phone, including "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix." I walk along the underground crossing, listening to Harry and Dudley being attacked by dementors, a tense moment, and here the light is extinguished in the crossing!

[ + 59 - ] Comment quote №43475
 20.02.2011
He witnessed a conspicuous situation. In the restaurant, a fight began between the two companies of garbage, as a result of which they broke the windows. I had to call out other garbage that will quench these garbage, but when the bean arrived the first garbage appeared and for every case caused their garbage. Another car arrived and began to smear its employees before the first car. Those decided that they were not worse and also called the mkknts from their site;) Since they decided everything by the world, but forgot about the glasses of the restaurant and let everyone go, the staff of the restaurant had to call higher-ranking guards of the law... And so we shield: three machines of mints, and in each three people plus mints, five people, and in addition a garbage cart with a boss of 2 people....
I have never seen such a wonderful assurance of our tranquility.

[ + 86 - ] [2 Комментарии к цитате] Comment quote №43474
 20.02.2011
If the Japanese so much want the Southern Kurils, let them be part of Russia. The excessive Japanese Autonomous District will never bother us.

[ + 53 - ] Comment quote №43473
 20.02.2011
1: - I watched pornography eating stools as a child, so now I am not afraid of anything
2: The Universe
2 – Why?
I had no other (

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